Wasting Gas Choking Others LOL (Send) Choleric Analysis
The common American plebeian is unaware of their negligence whilst immersed in their faux significance.

An all too frequent sight these days are persons seated in their parked idling vehicle, using their phone to text or cavort in what ever manner they found gives them self worth. On several occasions, I have personally witnessed individuals peruse the internet on their phone for 20+ minutes while their automobile thirstily idled, wasting precious costly resources and polluting our atmosphere.

While my inner enraged logic festers at the sight of a useless people no longer able to spout truths at blithering idiots, allow us to analyze your worthlessness. In the following example, we will suppose that on average, per a simplified perceptible space of a Walmart parking lot in the United States, there are 10 automobile occupants per day that will idle their vehicle while interacting with their smart phone.

Idle Fuel Consumption
0.6L/HR per Liter Engine Displacement

Sample
Toyota Camry 2.5L 4CYL (#1 U.S. Mid-sized Sedan)
2.5 x 0.6 = 1.5 60 = 0.025L/M

Idle Pollution
9 gram(s) of toxins (ex. CO2) per 1 minute

Walmart Locations
United States 4,540
International 6,301
Sam's Club 647

Calculation (Muted Prognosis)
10 Douche Dusters per Day per U.S. Walmart Parking Lot
10 x 4,540 = 45,400 Ass Sniffers

45,400 x 9 = 408,600 Grams (901 Pounds) of Pollutants per Minute
408,600 x 5 Minutes Texting = 2,043,000 Grams (4,504 Pounds)
408,600 x 20 Minutes = 8,172,000 Grams (18,016 Pounds)

45,400 x 0.025 = 1,135 Liters (299.8 Gallons) per Minute
1,135 x 5 Minutes Texting = 5,675 Liters (1,499 Gallons)
1,135 x 20 Minutes = 22,700 Liters (5,997 Gallons)

References
1. http://ecomobile.gouv.qc.ca/en/ecomobil ... engine.php
2. http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/ ... -next-year
3. http://www.cleanaircampaign.org/Your-Ai ... out-Idling
4. http://corporate.walmart.com/our-story/ ... locations/
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Arduino Shades of Grey Water
Provoked by this year's HackADay Prize theme of saving the planet, this cheap hillbilly DIY Arduino grey water recovery and hands free faucet design was built with focus on cost efficiency. The necessary components of this project totaled less than 40$US and expended no more than 4 man (not woman) hours. The additional LCD display reveals the seconds of operation and volume in liters of grey water saved. Multimedia and coding below is of the prototype model.





// Arduino Shades of Grey Water _ TV Miller

#include <LiquidCrystal.h>
#include <CapacitiveSensor.h>

LiquidCrystal lcd(12, 11, 5, 4, 3, 2);

CapacitiveSensor sinkcap = CapacitiveSensor(6, 7);

const int floatswitch = 8;
const int sinkrelay = 10;
const int tankrelay = 9;

const int sinkled = 14;
const int tankled = 15;

int count = 0;
int floatstate = 0;
int sec = 0;
int lit = 0;

void setup() {

Serial.begin(9600);

pinMode(sinkrelay, OUTPUT);
pinMode(tankrelay, OUTPUT);
pinMode(sinkled, OUTPUT);
pinMode(tankled, OUTPUT);

pinMode(floatswitch, INPUT);

lcd.begin(16, 2);
lcd.print("Initializing...");
delay(100);
lcd.clear();
}

void loop() {

long sinkrun = sinkcap.capacitiveSensor(30);
floatstate = digitalRead(floatswitch);
// Serial.println(sinkrun);
// Serial.println(floatstate);

if (sinkrun > 2500) {
digitalWrite(sinkrelay, HIGH);
digitalWrite(sinkled, HIGH);
} else {
digitalWrite(sinkrelay, LOW);
digitalWrite(sinkled, LOW);
};

if (floatstate == LOW) {
digitalWrite(tankrelay, HIGH);
digitalWrite(tankled, HIGH);
++count;
} else {
digitalWrite(tankrelay, LOW);
digitalWrite(tankled, LOW);
};

sec = (count / 8);
lit = (count * 0.055);
lcd.setCursor(0, 0);
lcd.print("Seconds");
lcd.setCursor(8, 0);
lcd.print(sec);
//Trouble Shoot Sensor
//lcd.setCursor(12, 0);
//lcd.print(sinkrun);
lcd.setCursor(0, 1);
lcd.print("Liters");
lcd.setCursor(8, 1);
lcd.print(lit);

delay(175);
}


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