Thoughts - Fluidity, Sageitiy and Stupidity
As ode to those who has frivolously disregarded my theorems over the years (Amy Sue Morrow Fire) regarding all aspects of existence and more recently and explicitly shunned my formulated perspectives on the structure of the universe...allow this recent New Scientist cover depiction to articulate a sense of grandeur as scientists attempt to tread closer to the engineered composition I have poised for nearly a decade.

Though the general percentage of the article detours in archetype towards radically abstract and gratuitous conjecture, the base principle is founded by linking the perfunctory structure of the universe, gravity and defiance of relativity to fluid mechanics as I have speculated.

Allow me to also interject an ‘up yours’.

Elsewhere...

Fooled is nearly back on track with an immediate short being captured in the next 14 days followed by various other pieces as they are completed during the summer season. More on this soon.

I find myself feeling a little sub par as of late as I now recognize the defunct manner at which I have been authoring the word per cent. In the Americanized grammatical version, the words are conjoined which defies occupation of the word as being per...meaning for each or apiece...and cent...notating a singular value. Consider this a declaration for amendment.

Each year, 2300 children in the United States are injured from falling televisions and I can not help but be amused as if an America’s Funniest Home Videos laugh track was edited into my neural framework...minus the dreary Bob Saget of course. You can just imagine the pointing and pulling until the child is psychologically scared as he or she is pinned under Simon Cowell. The notion of so many children unsupervised or having such feeble dwellings as to concoct such an event from occurring is comical. Having a young inquisitive and probing child while teetering your 26 inch on a wooden egg crate might just derive a sense of irresponsibility. Even more amusing is that the United States is likely the highest risk country for this kind of grievance. Congratulations...television will rot the brain when placed horizontally upon your developing skull.

A consumer warning as profiled from recent individual experience...do not purchase any back packs from Swiss Gear which can be found foremost at all Kmart’s nationwide as they are defective in durability and reliability.

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Thoughts - Jeez-Ex, Breast Pocket and Amazonian Packing
I accepted Jesus Christ into my heart. Does anyone have an antacid?

I am working on a short which I do not know when it will be filmed but the premise is a Jesus delivery service similar to UPS or Fed-Ex. Imagine Jesus working a hard eight from his truck -- delivering packages.

And now back to my customary odium for society...

William Ford was recently convicted in California for the serial murder of five -- after an excruciatingly long three months on trial. Apparently our judicial is highly subjectable to dissecting a case such as this regardless that the man surrendered himself to authorities last year while carrying a victim’s severed breast in his pocket. Surely that leads some to speculate his innocence or insanity which alleviates one from desiring his passing. At what point in time do we allocate a clause that authorizes jury members to cease mid-trial, stand up, walk out of the room swinging his or her hands into the air with a sigh and grumble of “You’re kidding right?” -- which immediately concludes the trial with a guilty verdict and death sentence to be commenced forthright. Fast food capital punishment...thirty minutes or less or your next execution is free.

I do believe I am officially unpick pocket-able. I find my sensory perceptions to be elevated to a condition susceptible to the slightest transference of energy and authoritatively declare a challenge to the public to accomplish the undertaking of picking my pockets. Murder, kidnapping and or any other means of identifiable behavior null and void this competition and regardless, go to defy the rationale behind picking a pocket. For more information on how to pick my pocket...contact me at vtliame@vtyhw.com

I am now able to append my list of incompatible opposing gender relations with the following inclusions...

Public spatters, whistlers, spiritualists, double chinned, open mouth chewers and those who only shower in the evening.

Allow for a brief recommendation for a film that will be appearing in theatres in the next 90 days entitled The Night Listener which stars Robin Williams and is written and directed by Patrick Stettner with Armistead Maupin and Terry Anderson. It delves into the essence of the enigmatic performance that Robin Williams can impart with and to the likes that can be found in One Hour Photo. It will find wide release in late Summer meanwhile you can view the trailer at the following link...

Link: http://www.apple.com/trailers/miramax/t ... /trailer1/

I will conclude this diminutive barrage of litter with a photograph despising the wasteful consumption of the common vendor. I recently photographed this mass of packing paper at my employment that was removed from three small cardboard boxes which held a handful of variously minute items. For those activists out there interested in shaking their fists...the corporation in question is Cascade Hardware in Hillsboro, Ohio.



Update - Calendar
The calendar section has been updated to reflect appearances at the approaching International Comic Convention in San Diego, California on D202 and D203 (Y66) where I will be handing out previews and discount coupons for the first issue of Progeny publishing soon. I will be posting a facsimile of the preview sheet online in the coming days that will be available with an additional convention only $1.00 off coupon for the first issue, redeemable only through vtyhw.com.

Thoughts - Sixty Six Sixes, Fleeted Mac and Whose Receipt
Let’s start this off with a bona fide reputation builder...I work in a hardware store and maybe it’s just me but a Dewalt Sand Nigger sounds fucking hilarious. There isn’t even a negative racist connotation placed by that...I am merely utilizing the terminology in relationship with prefix...so let the atmosphere out of your bowels and move on.

For those frequent readers of my cathartic ramblings, it is time for a sorely outdated “Whose Receipt Killed More People”...and for those just joining us for the first time, allow me to briefly identify this competition...

Whenever purchasing an item from an establishment, you receive an acknowledgment and more than likely this receipt exceeds normal expectations for the consumption of resources...as exampled by this recent winner for perverseness...

Ray’s Food Place, located in Arcata, California. I recently ventured to this location to purchase one single donut for the cost of sixty nine cents. The penalty of murder for this single cube of bread was disastrous. A full 14 cm. (5.5 in.) in length and the usual 7.5 cm. (3 in.) was lead by a very hefty 2.5 cm. logo with a break and a three line address and telephone number. A flashy asterisks line broke the tension with a bold and gloating Your Cashier For Today Is...line break...checker number and name...who on this occasion was the Bakery. Line break...here it is folks...Single Donut and of course...line break and quantity...yep...1. With a cost for each single donut and then the subtotal. A few line breaks and the total...then charge and change, oh and if we had forgotten the item count for the Single Donut with a quantity of 1...we are reminded on another line that simply entails...1 item. A line break...and another...preparing us for the emboldening Thank You, line break...For Shopping, line break...wait. Where are we? Ah yes, for the second time...Rays Food Place. Now dear lord something functional and useful on this receipt...codes and dates on one compressed line? They surely have to make up for this by line breaking for a full 3 cm. (1 in.) to then reveal their website address. And then just to ensure nothing is severed, another 3 cm. (1 in.) and complete.

It was a donut folks. A single solitary donut...quantified thirty fold per day per year...numerous species suffocate and die from this one deliberated receipt. Congratulations Ray’s Food Place.

The Tv’s West of Texas Tacos (Twotts) recipe has now been elevated in sophistication as simple house Brandy has been replaced by a marinade in Johnny Walker Black Label. The few privileged to thus far have been introduced to twotts, I can assure this new recipe is undeniably delicious and addictive.

How do religious numerologists on this passing “day of the devil” validate the month, day and year numerations when the Christian Gregorian calendar is only a few hundred years old...and completely misaligned to the representation from the Book of Revelations and even further...the bible depicts the numerals as a mark of the beast...and I am most certain that a day is not emblematic of a beast or action of a consequence.

I want to beat your whistling ass slow and painfully to the degree that no bible can conceptualize...on a side note of course.

Today was somewhat depressing. Daily I am aware of the derogatory positioning of my current existence in relation to the hypothesis that I could interact with civilization on an illustrious magnitude. I am vehicle-less...employed in a discouraging low paying position securing a decree of broadening time before resolving my transportation predicament. I find myself in a displaced gradual 13,000 dollar debt and discovering that every move that you make in every mannerism, comes at a cost to prosperity.

As similar to the variations of pure energy into diverse forms, sheer existence exerts a strain upon something that required or will oblige the expenditure of capital. Walking derives biological energy which requires sustenance, the while you exert wear on clothing which require replacement and or cleansing. Watching television alone on the couch in a small discreet room exploits electricity. Communicating with you requires resources, functional environment and wear on the these elements. Everything you do comes at a cost...and that is at present the existence which conflicts me to defy efficiency and utility in these vanishing days...knowing I am capable of much more.

Either her voice is monotone or Fleetwood Mac has only one song.

It would seem that resolution to homeless persons who commit criminal acts through defiance or mental incapacity would be labor camps which would reciprocate room and board for laborious activities contributing to society. Challenge their insolence to contribute to society.

A rather heartbreaking scene as I discovered a novel design that adorns my notebook for a practical, functional and aesthetically appealing urinal has already been created by a professional bathroom fixtures manufacturer. Though derailed, there surely is additional variations for an even more functional urinal...and intentions were imposed to devise such an apparatus. Back to the drawing board.

And finally...the perceptions placed now upon the particulars of ingredients in products have exceeded rationale. Recently perusing through an organic foods super market called Wild Berries...two measly, sinewy and burlap sacked faced girls questioned the counter attendant to the ingredients to the iced coffee. First...it is an organic store serving specifically organically cultivated yields. Second...coffee goes to the defy the purpose of attentiveness to physical conditioning. And third...standing there before them, I am quite conscious of my superior -- arrogance allotted here – physical state the while having consumed stereotypical fast food for nearly a decade. I could out perform them in every measure and candidly my biological composition is within an advanced periphery of theirs. I find misunderstanding in the perception that food manufacturers are interested in slowly murdering us without recognition...and that you are given the impression that fast food establishments are unable to acquiesce amenable provisions to endow sustenance -- while then partaking in physical activity to decontaminate, repair and restructure the human body as specified in biological nature.

But then again...this particular city is more concerned about confliction without validation before methodology of resolution. It would appear that the sheep necessitate a fear of the unknown...and find reliance in placing those fears with ethereal conjectures.

A few updates while we have you here...

Progeny is in production as I write this and I may in fact make an appearance at the approaching San Diego International Comic Convention with initial glimpses at the first issue. Expect to hear more about that status in the coming days.

Fooled is still on hiatus however numerous pre-production procedures have been underway and principal shooting will commence again soon.

And...I should be placing the completed first volume of guitar tabs on the music page within the next seven days.

MATCHCUT:Films Treejail Teaser
Take a look at the newest Treejail Teaser Trailer available from Kyle J. Maki of MATCHCUT:Films.

Link: MATCHCUT:Films Treejail Teaser Trailer