Elsewhere - Slurry, Temperament and Prescription
Wet back bagel dog. Dago ace of spades. Apparently the public forum for opinionated free speech comes with moral limitations defined by angst...which rumor has it, this in no way ever occurs within such compelled liberated formats of discourse. Don Imus was never a good satirist, but more importantly he was not an anchor of a news broadcast. Following the raping of founded ethics that Don Imus suffered from, I now await the first panel disclaimers: This talk show broadcast abides by homogeneous non-dogmatic non-fiction -- or more easily symbolized with a capitalized U.S.B.S.. Thanks in part to this discreditable performance by MSNBC and CBS, now we may amend the ban list...not that they had not already previously dissatisfied me immensely. And how convenient that at this very moment, a flamboyantly themed network prime-time news broadcast just vibrantly depicted the rape and kidnapping of a woman in Central Florida. American culture persists to strike out. Oh my, look at the flashy lights.

Special thanks to:
Link: The Racial Slur Database (rsdb.org)

Debarred Media:
NBC, CBS, MSNBC, The Signal Newspaper, The Los Angeles Times, The New York Times, CNN, TBS, TNT, CNET, KABC, KTTV, KNBC, WFTV, WRDQ

Privileged Media:
KCAA, KFI, National Geographic, New Scientist, BBC

As I begin seeing the excessive idiocy of George W. Bush administration countdown clocks, I am considering making a countdown clock that awaits the moment when the next president is ridiculed and remorsed by the masses. I imagine it should be no longer than thirty to sixty days after the fact based on forty-three previous occurrences.

Having resided in Florida for more than 160 days, I can now with some degree of confidence acclaim that Florida drivers are more consistently inept than California drivers. This may be attributed to by the deficient traffic composition, ranging from illumination to uniformity and/or the general cultural incongruency which this region makes abundantly apparent by segregational aptitudes.

I could not help but notice that no one persists in mentioning Donald Rumsfeld as liable for his contributions. Another fine example of by proxy scapegoat convenience which I do believe the very republic format of democracy was mired with from inception.

I admire all space exploration programs yet, while the Russians venture their umpteenth successful launch in the middle of a hazardous terrain, NASA finds necessity to beleaguer compassion and convolution which is as easily put asunder from a simple hail storm...one of numerous weather anomalies that occurs frequently and naturally in Florida.

Proudly exclaiming that he is your ‘baby’s daddy’ profoundly brands your poor disposition.

Espresso drinking, flip flop wearing, hair-do primping, bracelet dangling queaf bags...this already classified metro-sexual generation is severally hindering laborious assemblages. What tactics of accountability will sway this gradient?

10,000 U.S. dollars for a piece of software that analyzes sound oscillations on an existing laptop computer utilizing nothing more than a microphone. If you marvel at why taxes are high and the justice system is protracted, consider that somewhere someone is earning a profit margin of 9,500 U.S. dollars to assist in the fight against crime while committing one himself.

Once again, a hearty thank you to WFTV Channel 9 in Orlando for advising me of a thunder storm several counties away with a loud piercing squeal and a profuse littering of graphics atop my favorite television program. Banned.

Sanjay is a news worthy topic of discussion. Dare I say more?

My advice; you should masturbate than make a mistake.

Should you spend your life searching for meaning, you will fail in manufacturing it, because life has none prescribed.

In the beginning we follow paths etched into the Earth because we are unsure. The next day, we carve our own.

Previously I scorned the Academy without having mentioned another of my most incensed moments towards the Academy’s capacity for sightlessness as Baz Lurhman and his remarkable staff assembled a brilliant piece of cinema, Moulin Rouge!...and was disregarded. Only for a year later for a pedestrian attempt to be celebrated in every facet. To this day I have trouble gesturing such appreciation to Whoopi Goldberg however, her comment, “I guess Moulin Rouge! directed itself,” was endearing.

Now according to the religion circuits on challenging science and the annals of history, Atlantis may have in fact existed after the book of Genesis yet prior to Noah’s flood suitably 5000 years ago. Here is the kicker...according to these religious scholars, Atlantis was a civilization more advanced than even us today. They report Atlantians as having electronic computers and weaponry more devastating and capable than what we are currently endowed with. And yet, in the minds of humans, God is unhindered. What incoherently accommodating dynamics can the church achieve before you question your faith?

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Elsewhere - Fuser
Che Guevara saw the people of the continents of Central and South America as one. Forty years on, his vision continues to escape so many.

I know where I shall be when I die -- and I would have it no other way.

Elsewhere - Prohibition, Deprecation and Coercion
Nearly sixty days ago I enacted a lifetime ban on the television network NBC as consequence for the mid-season cancellation of a flawlessly crafted television series entitled Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip. This timeslot was unsuspectingly filled by an extraordinary vehicle titled The Black Donnellys which as of this (orbital) week, was as well cancelled mid-season. NBC has now chosen to fill this particular time slot with...dare I say it as my central nervous system may rupture...a reality show. If you are unable to grasp the infuriation brewing inside over this condescension to any attempt at quality programming then allow me to articulate in brief...fuck you, because it is you, the viewer, who are solely responsible for this catalyst of ignorance. Surely your lack of integrity can wane from watching diabetic behemoths simply picking numbers to win thousands of dollars long enough to recall what the television programming experience used to feel like when the very legacy of intelligent comedic or dramatic television was scribed? If I were to even proposition to you the remembrance of an exceptional television show within this generation, I am willing wager that it was not a damn reality show. NBC has stolen from me the very few pleasures I have found in life these days and subsequent of this (orbital) week, they have again raped me of my passages of disconnection from exasperations. As consequence for their actions, any future exchanges whether absolute or now indirect shall be discarded. In fact, I am considering viewing a selection of primetime programming on NBC the while taking notation of the various product affiliations so that I may purchase rival goods, you fucking pieces of shit. I implore one day for an NBC contracted employee to even gesture some means of communication to myself or Sphere because I assure you a properly articulated burial.

While we are on the subject of banning mediums of entertainment...The Academy. The Departed? Really?!? What a fucking joke you have all become. I finally saw this film and had to laugh more times than not just from having to endure the shit bag of cinematic transitions and soiled douche of acting. Baldwin? Who knew he was a better comedian. I have been boycotting this corrupt awards organization since the Shakespeare/Ryan incident ten years ago and this is not helping you get into anyone’s better graces. Subsequently, and though of little change, you are buried and out of sight to me. Listen Monahan. It was not that bad. I did enjoy the film, but it is not something I am going to brag about to anyone. Not even to suggest it as a good read and...what? This story was raped from a Hong Kong film made four years prior? You douche bags. Alan Mak and Felix Chong, I will go ahead and mention you both being that you penned the original script...yet I pledge no more than that.

According to a recent study, intellectuals commonly appreciate such implicit plights as Adolf Hitler and Marxism. I am flattered...thank you for your reverence in the form of documented analysis of characteristics...but I already knew.

As I sit here at 1547 on the 96th day of the year enjoying the peaceful melody of orchestrations emanating from my oval shaped clock radio, I come to further digest the realization that nature did not generously apportion myself the aptitude for psychological sexuality. Unfortunately, we do not live in an impassive condition so therefore someone such as myself, who ably functions on merit and not discourse, fails to acquire. It is simply not a methodology that I burgeon...even to a cognizant attendance during such convergences. And upon that, I have developed, or perhaps furthered a short-coming. For more than a click, I bought into the sell and pondered...all because she -- or the robotic likeness -- said she was interested. I have entered a whole new realm of isolation I find loathsome and despicable...and it is the mirror I must contend with. Not that I have not by now voluntarily degraded myself further than I already have in this last year.

Commonly you will hear the parable of the classifications of humanity’s psychological typeset. Here is my skewed attempt. Three types...instructors, laborers and victims. In every chasm of human nature we can find this as applicable. In science, there are teachers, researchers and patients. Politics can be regarded as legislators, analysts and constituents. The question poised is your place in this scheme. Are you persuading further generations, manufacturing the means or are you the ones we dwell upon?

Employment #87, #88 and #89 have been acquired. An updated employment listing is now available with #89 open ended.

Link: Previous Employments

Liberties taken by the press to be over-glorified authors has consequently saturated perfectly forthright information and therefore distances readers. An ill I am all too familiar with. Imagine if you will, a ‘clif notes’ rendering of a news story...and as an example, the simplicity of conveyance of a profuse piece.

Link: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/6532573.stm
Word Count: 346

Abridged:
Darfur, Sudan
Sudanese Government Soldiers Accused of Rape and Kidnapping.
UN reports several cases of sexual assaults on women including underage girls and pregnant women. 15 reported cases in Deribat in December. 19 men were kidnapped last September suspected of supporting rebels. 8 dead, 3 returned alive. Ongoing UN investigation into compliances of international conventions. At least 200,000 killed, 2m displaced in the four year conflict in the region.
Word Count: 69

A difference of 80 per cent, retaining all relevant information while disregarding redundancies and dramatis’ opinions. Ease of elucidation coerces attentiveness.

Pure democracy coerces elucidation by proxy of accountability.

Sphere insight: Falklands Islands

Forever is presently forever.

Update - Physical Examination
Date: Day 93 Year 67
Name: Miller, Tv
Age: 29
Gender: Male
Race: Caucasian
Height: 180.34 centimeters
Weight: 70.31 kilograms
Pulse: 66 b/m
Temperature: 37 Celsius
Blood Type: O Positive
Blood Pressure: 128 Systolic 78 Diastolic
Hematocrit: 50%
Hemoglobin: >12.5 G.dl
Cholesterol: 119 mg/dl

Update - Office Building Architecture Preview
Here is an exclusive first glance at an architectural project currently in development. Several more detailed images will become available upon production/update of the website page already identified on the Index Page.