Elsewhere - Paucity
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Is this dais of hell where I am only to author from?

Elsewhere - Exodus
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"Illegal immigration refers to migration across national borders in a way that violates the immigration laws of the destination country. Under this definition, an illegal immigrant is a foreigner who either illegally crossed an international political border, be it by land, sea or air, or a foreigner who legally entered a country but nevertheless overstay their visa in order to live and/or work therein."

Reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/immigration

When a true sentient alien descends upon this globe and confronts mankind, it's words will resonate, "People of Earth".

There is nothing more rendering the infuriation of my life than the romanticization of an ethereal geographic perimeter defining and isolating identity.

Animalia Chordata Mammalia Primates Hominidae Homo sapiens sapiens

Elsewhere - Corrosion, Contaminates and Royalty
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"Click it or ticket" is the current antagonistic campaign to implore you to save your own life. This tactic is more tailored towards the convenience of a jingle than discretion. Petitioning the application of a safety device should assert living before threats of fines. Do we truly live in such an overly sensitive society where "click it or die a hideously agonizing decapitated death" is too uncongenial? Truth is now often doused in pleasant fragrances and thus detrimentally overlooked.

I thought it would not have to come to this but good-bye NASA. You're done. Corroded bolts?! There are Star Trek modelers who are more perceptive to conditions than your entire organization and affiliates. Cape Canaveral is on an island, on the Atlantic ocean, where weather is often adverse. How have you not figured this out yet? If I was not confident that a more assertive culture once existed, I would find it hard to believe that man had walked upon the surface of the Moon.

While we are ridiculing certain branches of human vocations; a sketch where a girl is pretending to be a dog. MAD-Tv more often concedes particular elements of creativity for an indescribably harmful bowel condition. How does one wake in the morning as an executive producer of that show? Suicide must be lingering in the corner as a tease for something better upon the horizon and I implore the staff and audience to give it a whirl.

To quote, "How do we protect the public from infectious diseases while respecting the rights of those infected." I believe this encapsulates the unconditional irrationality of American culture. Analyzing the statement, we must define innocence. If you are unaffected and able to be protected from contaminates, are you not more conditionally innocent than the person who already defied some modicum of boundary to obtain this infectious agent? Once you have become a harbinger of a transient mortality, it is your ethical responsibility to restrain yourself and if defiant of this measure, you are liable for homicide and therefore coupled with the same restrictions of civil rights as a murderer. The simple and most amiable alternative is moral compliance as demarcated by the preservation of the majority.

Traveler could be the most implausible plot ever devised. Congratulations for blowing it ABC...of course this most likely means this show will acquire a full season under it's belt before cancellation fuck you NBC. Indeed, that is now one complete grammatically correct sentence.

And on the subject of implausibility; no man should ever be concerned with grass stains loitering his baseball jersey as depicted by a recent laundry detergent commercial. Any male will recognize the grass or dirt stain as an emblem of battle, and never willingly obliged to obliterate by oxygenated what-n-evers.

While upon this now rampant theme of dubious imagery, is there no greater of a dismal cinematic moment of implausibility than within the film The Jackal starring Bruce Willis, Sydney Poitier and Richard Gere? Elevating the climax of the film, a female main character is lingering from a gun shot wound to the abdomen and prior to the appearance of Gere, EMTs are assertively laboring over her. Upon his arrival, they disperse and while Gere converses with her for several moments, the EMTs watch on as she dies. I am slightly concerned for the medical advisor on this film if his notation consisted of, "...I approve of their realistic performance."

For those who frequent the news circles, you will take notice that illegal immigration is once again rampant in discourse and again nowhere -- with a dare implied -- will you encounter one person suggesting the alternative phrase, 'fix Mexico'.

My perspective -- thought partially wrong -- is that Ben is in the casket and therefore Jack is disheartened that now he cannot more easily return to the island where Juliet still lives in some post mortal ethereal tangent. I also believe that the final eight to ten episodes will be off the island. Aside from that, there is no more brutal of a commercial break than those that siege the viewer during episodes of Lost. That clearly is an earmark of success and something to aspire to.

Apparently microchips voluntarily placed inside an individual is still considered unethical. If the act of volunteering oneself is marginalized, where is this proclaimed autonomous entity that is so endearingly sung and praised?

I often catch myself yelling at CNN Headline News in the early morning hours with such naive phrases as "shut up" and "please stop" with regards to the newer "entertaining" format with Robin. And to what degree has this configuration evolved? The other day, moments prior to my angst, she informed me that it is, "...very interesting to watch fire fighters fight fires". The day I turn on the tele and rise to dry European news will truly be a heavenly paced morning.

Baby Spice and Chips Ahoy cookies. Two aged desires that are still quite edible.

Because Bill Mahr, people are quite exhausted from a lack of results from being merely "pissed off". Having to actually respond to a mediocre comedian conveys his lack of form.

16,185 murders and 92,837 rapes in the United States of America last year. Commit this to memory and regurgitate it when confronted with disparagement for the quantity of dead soldiers overseas.

I have discovered that you can be both a Christian and Muslim simultaneously...regardless that they are from identical origins anyways. The proposition? You may eat the cracker, but pass on the wine.

I have formed no opinion as of yet as to quality, however, by preface of content, there is much consideration for the upcoming theatrical release of September Dawn.

Link: http://www.septemberdawn.net/

For 65 years, UNESCO has gratified itself by promoting international collaboration by means of, "statements" and trade marks. A passionate discourse in defining disparities...so much more endearing than actually persuading the task of accords. As if I should I curse this gesture eh?!

On that note, I will now be accepting bribes for the review and possible inclusion of your misaligned proposals. I hold no animosity to those willing to adhere to accommodating others by instruments of wealth. In actuality, they have disenchanted no personal values. It was a disposition breach from inception, prior to inducement.

It seems to me that the G8 Summit is a country club interpretation of the United Nations? Only the wealthy and industrialized are allowed...and no blacks or Jews.

Recall a moment in time when you sat within an automobile in the left turn lane awaiting the red arrow to illuminate green. In this moment, the roar of traffic sped by you to the right. The winds howl and the force of air pressure sieges your vehicle, shifting you from side to side. Now envision this scale enlarged. At any one moment, a hundred thousand automobiles and tractor trailers are traveling in a west to east or versa direction. The mere air oscillation you felt magnified to this volume and one must poise the butterfly effect. Though I trifle with mathematicians, I require a formulation. Exterior air volume and pressure per vehicle traveling 70 kph, affixing environmental conditions and angular geographic vectors for the concussion wave. Apportion atmospheric/gravitational slopes and solve for x. Don't screw with me whoever ends up stealing this and publishing a paper. I have allotted an official "vouching" squadron.

I apologize. I viewed a moment of Inside Edition and my bowels are now quite knotted. How horrendous is this program? The first video was of Rosie O'Donnell enjoying her leisurely time away from work which was shadowed by a video of survivors disembarking a 737 crash site in India only to be followed by a deer chasing a boy in a national park. Willing to venture a guess which was awarded the girth of airtime?

Simply put, the Olympics are for competitors...athletes and viewers alike:

Link: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/engl ... 724245.stm

The media would like for you to believe that due to the hardships of service overseas, soldiers are afflicted with a staggeringly high 20 per cent divorce rate. With the national average above 34 per cent and with soldiers commonly married under duress the while exceptionally young, I find it hard to accept this as baffling.

There is a rather consistent volume of very attractive women utilizing the local public library. This is quite encouraging for us nerd hermits...or nermits.

The English royal family are pressing a local broadcaster to not publish the gruesome photographs of a dying and deceased former Princess Diana because they are distressing. Yes, I imagine the impact of her slight frame contorted like a paper clip was extremely distressing to her but hardly to those who did not suffer this untimely demise. Firstly, the incident occurred in a public forum therefore they are of the curiosity of the public domain imparting censorship to the consumer. Further, if this event is so deemed conspiratorial, why would not all images become available for beneficial scrutiny? Lastly, the photographs of John F. Kennedy's halved cantaloupe is readily available, aside from the cache of other historical prominent figures so why does this celebrity exceed margins?

There is a campaign to remove the use of stun guns by law enforcement officers on the mentally handicapped because, "...they don't understand." 300,000 volts of electricity cauterizing their entrails should certainly inform them enough to understand that they have exceeded a boundary. Regard the alternatives; beatings or bullets, and consider them fortunate to have a professor of etiquette.

I dare you to watch an entire Senate dialogue on a propositioned bill and the successive vote without even the slightest of interruptions. The moment your mind and body becomes apprehensive, rationalize the time you've squandered and contrast it to the progressions of congress. Life is impatient, your legislators should keep up.

Mathematicians, linguistians and scholars all negotiate intangiablly consequential anecdotal ethereals. Engineers are the burdened.

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Date: 22:34 Day 147 Year 4,567,724,067
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Reference: 01.01R Central Continental Africa

Subsequent of an analysis of the prior 365 days; due to a measure of unaccommodating hostility executed by multiple parties, not excluding regional government representatives and civilian armed forces in addition to the waning conditions of the indigenous population and proportional inactivity of humanitarian organizations, Sphere has been authorized to impose martial law over the entirety of this currently recognized multi-national territory until further notice and will initiate measures of occupation for resolution.