Elsewhere - Contradiction Punch Cards and Allegiances
Based on the notes I have sketched over these past six days, it is quite clear that the majority of contempt I have will be squarely placed upon all of humanity. Let's begin.

Here's a duce pinched from Anderson Cooper on CNN: "...a new species discovered on a planet in peril." Is it merely my misinterpretation or is not a vaster quantity of life on Earth divisive to peril? I would imagine that the abundances of indefinites should affirm assertions of a natural endurance. -- And the corn: "NBC offers one million dollars for the first Paris Hilton interview. The parents deny shopping around, but what if they did?" News reporting with a dash of refuted speculation.

And what could possibly cursor the most remarkable world events to scrutinize on broadcast news? War? Genocide? Spice Girls' reunion tour? Paris Hitlon's jail stay? According to profusion, Paris Hilton prevails. Shame really...I am looking forward to venerating Tangent Spice. Apparently moderation is no longer interesting...especially that of macheted disembowelings.

And with all sincerity, the more the media lambastes Paris Hilton and afterwards profess bewilderment to her notoriety, the more I sickly admire her -- of course this certainly could be a conditional fragility from being exhumed for more than 365 days. I would like to now take time out to blame the media ethos for this...damn it.

Perhaps a veer of bearing as I extol the potentiality of a newer actress named Sarah Roemer who recently performed in the dreadfully nauseating vehicle for Shia LaBeouf entitled Disturbia. What stood apparent, though likely drawn aside, was a certain element of sincerity I know was scarcely coerced by the director or writer. I am "calling her" for accreditation for a brilliant future in film and television under one condition: it is now her paramount responsibility to set aside these young adult cultured mary jane horror flicks and peruse well drafted low budgeted action/dramatic pulsed screenplays to what may appear as a sacrifice to prosperity.

Link: Sarah Roemer (Imdb.com)

Envision a bottle cap affixed to the golf ball. I shall heed this guidance and share it.

This little bugger I am finding difficultly in placing sheer confidence within however, I was recently overwhelmed by a particular elemental quantity which endeavors me to extract contemplation: Across The Universe, directed by the well known theatrical director of Broadway's "The Lion King" Julie Taymor, is a very poetic and artistic original film that appears to paint quite a tapestry of a span of life and content of a struggling counter-cultured young adult in the American 60's aside, this film may exceed the message through cinematography which is the only capacity this film can regard for me. Therefore, on a visual medium so observed, I am anxious to explore this film further.

Link: Across The Universe (Comingsoon.net)

Do you suppose that Mary had morning sickness? Retching up stew mid-morning while Joseph held her hair or even broader of a thought -- while in labor, the idea of her bowels ejecting nefarious fluids appears to be absent from scripture.

Politics compensates racism. Recently the Democratic presidential candidates attended a forum at a historically black Howard University and regarded the majority of retorts to colored slants. Hillary Clinton noted that if AIDS afflicted a majority of caucasians, there would be a more distinctive attention to the concern. This is a pleasant 'what if' despite that the majority who impair responsibility are in fact black as symbolized by the statistics world-wide. Hillary Clinton implied that regardless of accountability of the black culture, caucasian cultures should be held accountable...therefore insulating bigotry.

"Jesus Is Real". "Jesus Saves". It is odd that such an acclaimed ubiquitous constituent requires such strident exclamation. It doesn't exactly persuade omnipotence when it necessitates the unkempt displaying psychedelic colored signs on street corners.

David Whitely is a front page sports editorialist at the Orlando Sentinel and recently commentated on the professional wrestling industry by overstating the quantity of deaths -- though noted as inconsistent to the argument of steroid abuse -- and prefixing with admittance to not even watching professional wrestling. Quite an exquisite investigative commentary when you disregard source and motive. Subsequent of this ignorance and the particularly selective quoting of a ring veteran, consider anyone and everyone affiliated with the Orlando Sentinel as banned for life.

Do you suppose it is possible for someone to enjoy the Bible without entertaining the idea of a god? Recently I was told by a die-hard devotee that I should not believe everything I read. I promptly suggested the Bible to which the rejoinder was...with the exception of this one. I am considering developing a contradiction punch-card. Perhaps making it redeemable for one free small Dippin' Dots...of course Dippin' Dots might release tremendously high fourth quarter numbers if we afforded that.

Congratulations and best regards to Stephen Spielberg for discarding computer aided graphics for the fourth installment of Indiana Jones.

Flying pirates?! Daniel Levitch must be pissed with the new film Stardust.

Lines appear long regardless of the unification of task.

While upon the motivation of considering...I am considering creating a production company entitled: "If you are talking, you are not listening Productions". As the opening credits roll and the film initiates, the message will be evident.

Stupid people are more likely inclined to conceited paranoid delusions therefore more antagonistic to civility. Have you ever sat with someone who honestly thought they were being followed without any reasonable validation, and all you could conceive is that this person is fucking stupid? They have carelessly created an adverse environment which hinders civilization...because they are stupid.

New word: Inheritical (in-her~it ti cul) v. 1. A condition of inheritance.

I have no real interest in investigating this quandary so I will leave upon my audience to scrutinize. Is there a direct linear path of travel that can be plotted upon the circumference of the Earth than could be circumnavigated by boat following the melting of the polar ice caps? This should materialize as an optimism to the warming of the Earth by natural causes.

Fat people walk as if they are delicate when in truth, they are struggling to motion their limbs. However, as they consistently inform me, "...they are happy with life". Perpetual unnecessary over-exertion is always comforting to existence.

God's Friday To Do List:
1. Maim farmer
2. Torture kidnapping victim
3. Rape a baby
4. Microwave a cat
5. Drive Jesus to soccer practice
6. Conceive an autistic fetus
7. Pickup dry cleaning

I pledge no allegiance to any flag on this day or any other. My allegiance is to humanity, civility, efficiency and competence and requires no ethereal symbolism.

Andrew Speaker deserve absolutely no apology from the CDC for a misdiagnosis. Regardless that was found to be suffering from a less severe form of tuberculosis, he failed to actively respond to advisements that he could endanger others with this highly contagious disease. The media would have you believe that the CDC is responsible for creating an unnecessary panic while I would persist that Andrew Speaker is an attempted mass murderer and should be appropriately charged in an international court with a criminal violation.

Google Inc. officially inaugurates the Tv's "Puss List". Google Inc. recently filed suit against Microsoft for alleged antitrust violations when it was discovered that Google's desktop search engine in addition to other third party engines were not given computer processing priority in contrast to Microsoft's search engine on the newly released Microsoft Windows Vista. If you are so mesmerized with having others accommodate you, feel free to forge your own operating system but until then, Microsoft has created a dominate species and should rightly conduct itself as such. Capitalism is a buyers market.

Congratulations to Lyric Wallwork Winik for stating in an article the alternatives to the spending of the likely one billion dollars accumulated and dispersed by candidates in the pending presidential election.

A semi-truck driver was recently found not criminally responsible for the deaths of eight in an accident where he failed to stop for congested traffic due to averting his eyes from the roadway to charge his cellular phone. If not attending to the fundamental precedence of driving is not criminal...from this day forward, everyone who rear ends someone should counter with, "I was not paying attention...sorry" and therefore you are unequivocally free from liability.

A brief note to the imaginary female character to be indulged in my life; I ask of you a few particular prerequisites. The Princess Bride is hardly a good film and deserves absolutely convoluted attention to it. Do not place your bare feet upon the dashboard while the vehicle is in motion. It is unhygienic and reprehensibly treacherous. And finally, I ask of you the patience for me to adjust to the ways you will mess up my methods for doing things. It will be an arduous battle I assure you.

Tv's "Futile Holiday" Movie-Hopping Review:
Live Free or Die Hard - Stout, stylish and effective.
1408 - Curious, intriguing and exceptionally nauseating acting.
Evan Almighty - Wanda Sykes was funny, I think.
Fantastic Four - Oł est la salle de bains?
Ocean's 13 - Dry, shallow and Act One-less.

At 1904 on the 184th day of the year, I once again riled in the angst I hold towards NBC and it's rancid existence for canceling Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip. The series finale is now available online and I highly recommend perusing this series in it's entirety to fully empathize with my grief.

If this war in Iraq by the United States and allies is more beguiled by oil, then it is just as well. Examine the contempt the populace currently has for high gasoline prices and thusly imagine if this pipeline was abruptly revoked. Our nature to thrive on this product is apparent in every facet of occupation and should anyone threaten this apparatus, all means of preservation should be utilized. A lack of suitable function is an equivalent weapon of mass destruction.

If heebie gb's believe that God is required to frequently wipe out humanity as it is dictated by the rapture, would this not imply that the Devil is staunchly triumphant? The floods, plagues and ascension of Jesus were conspicuous events notating a cleansing of sin from the Earth therefore annotating that the Devil was succeeding. Now the heebie gb's await the seven seals and I can not help but pontificate that this is resultant of the enormity of sin consuming the population...implicating that the Devil is once again -- winning. Here is my punch-card. Two more and I'm getting bubble gum flavour.

Vigilante justice has always been a perversion of mine and what better of an erotic symbolism than watching Jodie Foster perform this task in the new film that I highly recommend:

Link: The Brave One (Comingsoon.net)

"Ronnie is thinking of organizing his various body parts into a cohesive, motivated unit" - Jerry Van Amerongen

Elsewhere - Foreign, Disqualified and Chris Benoit
Idealistically you can define a region of geography and culture by the objectified tourism. As culture of destination surmounts motivation, I find it rather interesting that European and Asian nations holiday in the United States for novelty the while citizens of North America voyage overseas for extraordinarily exotic beauty and wonder. Statistically speaking, Europe is an exquisite glass of Pinot Noir while America is an un-netted trampoline.

Why do I motion like a robot when I sneeze? Self-obliged nonfunctional conditioning becomes more consuming when objectives are proliferated.

Companionship is a requisite to perform atypical errands. Quelling biological earmarks allots the liberty to distend from rudiments.

"Sicko" is a documentary detailing the perverse composition of the government aided health care industry. The contradiction of element is that this documentary was written and directed by a bloated, obese and unhealthy whore of a man which disqualifies substantiation relative to successful human nature. This documentary is a fat man indulging in his own short-comings to rely on others for medical care for afflictions that he imposed upon himself by discretional ignorance. Far from a sound character to define contemporary living.

Accommodating these irregularities, as this film aspires to, begrudges labored validations:

Link: http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=070...

I recently had the opportunity to view several minutes of the highly acclaimed Bollywood production; "Sivaji: The Boss". My commentary is quite simplistic: What in the name of hell was that? Please do not denigrate my theatrical environment ever again with such aromatic bile. The theory that Bollywood was a competitive force in the industry today is now completely annulled.

I am much obliged to psychiatrist and author Dorothy Rowe who recently penned a book entitled "Beyond Fear" exclaiming what I have beleaguered in the past in that conditions such as "attention deficit disorder" is not a derogatory condition resultant of misaligned chemical instabilities but more consequential of external conditionings inadequately defined by celebratory seeking psychiatric specialists. In her book, parental interactions can equate elemental conditionings that purpose apparent dysfunction to which I concur in addition to the conceivable elements that due to a growing quantity of diversions and abstractions, the fundamentally curious developing brain will oblige larger volumes of information from a multitude of directions at a indiscriminate pacing therefore diverting concentration. Therapeutic methodologies as forced discrimination can subdue this complimentary condition.

How can one validate a Dateline NBC reporter as an armchair general competent enough to remark on the rights and wrongs of combat tactics? Success in combat is often a series of failures as means to sophistication of stratagem. This is an anticipated adjunct of any campaign due to the assured unpredictably of foe and competency of staff. Perfection is impossible and pure successes are just as rare.

Desire a particularly novel discussion? Find a heebie gb and ask him/her to define the parameters of life relative to a carnivorous plant. Allude to these bullet points: A carnivorous plant absorbs and excretes gas, water and proteins to the same per centage biomass volume as a human. When they arrive at the inevitable "consciousness" argument, derive from them the ideal that communication and language is a requisite for proof of consciousness. When they agree, merely quip, "What about the dumb?". When they back step to realign parameters of communication/consciousness, advise them of the similar gesticulated mannerisms that plants and humans utilize to communicate. When a flower blossoms to the Sun, is this a conscious act? Break them down into a confused state of ignorance about the subject for which they argue for and against.

Though "The Crippler" Chris Benoit preceded to slaughter his wife, child and himself -- I wish to bestow a debt of gratitude for his contributions to the professional wrestling industry. I have been greatly influenced by his performances for nearly 14 years and will indeed grieve for further exhibitions of his labors.

On a lighter note; finally my anguish over an unfinished volume of entertainment will recede. The final extraction of a much storied legacy is coming to an end. I am certainly not talking of the four-eyed wizard for which I can only hope the rumors of his demise are true but of the epic trilogy of battle amongst the stars and couches. In some 90 days, Master Chief will once again grace our stroke inhibited presence to do battle with the hordes of mankind's woes. I know, it is a video game and I will admit to this folly yet nevertheless this narration has somehow managed to vex me...which is why this finale will come as absolution.

"For once in my life, I have someone who needs me. Someone I've needed so long." - Stevie Wonder or preferably Frank Sinatra



Elsewhere - Heebie GB, Anger and Commons
I prefer the methodology of not contrasting other works but to compete against them as means to personification. This often hinders disputes having disregarded philosophical foundation. It also obscures the paletted boundary which is utilized for my own theoretical underpinning. What brings further unease is the parallels of not the artifacts, but the life of Vincent Van Gogh to my own in this pattern defined. By measure, I should be dead in ten years.

A recent study convened that the death penalty does not deter criminal activity. This is a purposeful rhetoric deviation of the accurate objective for the penalty of death. Having committed a malicious act defiant of civility, the perpetrator is to be removed from the encumbrance of the populace. The word penalty is present which is defined as a consequence to any action therefore not an apparatus of deterrence.

Holding a lover's hand can exemplify a bond. To ensure this validation is not depreciated, utilize romantic venues as coastlines or fine dining...not a Walgreens. Subsequently, get the bleeding hell out of the way. You are consciously impeding this pathway you a-holes.

Tv's occasionally omnipotent film recommendations:

No Country For Old Men (Link: Trailer)

What god believers fear most is their antithesis...people who are fearless of god. It is not through preachings that incur unease but rather the notion of the capacity to stand confidently defiant devoid of prophesized repercussions.

In contrast, skeptics bring about strength in believers. With the foremost facet of accommodation as the earmark for religion and it's subsistence, when confronted, solutions are a derivative of the imagination and hence forth utilized without basis giving a more exploratory resolution to impositions. This is then marginalized as elucidations by god.

On the subject of the believers of god. I have undertook, by accident, a newer abbreviated acronym for these zealots. The initials for "god believer" are gb. With that identified, utilizing a nearly archaic racist like slang labeling as 'heebie gb' has evolved. Coincidentally, that is exactly what god believers endow to me. So now you are aware for future context.

"Let's go SEE a film", not "Let's go talk it over some film".

Education arises from the utilization of applicable experience. Having edifying materials placed into scenarios of exploitation, the populace willingly ascertains knowledge. For example...have you ever sat in your car eating a burger and fries and read the colorful and often unenlightening package? As an alternative to learning about the Hamburglar or Sally Surfer, employ mass consumables as forums for edification. The Communist Manifesto Clif Notes on a Subway napkin or the biography of Hippocrates on a medium chocolate shake.

To: Walter Elias Disney
Date: Year 020 (1960)
Re: Epcot Locality

It has come to my understanding that your analysis of the weather conditions in Central Florida were found superlative for your proposed venture of a futuristic community entitled EPCOT. I would like to impose to you the following iconic and apparently disregarded weather nomalies that would prove deprecating to this undertaking. The Florida peninsula land mass resides near the tropical margin of the circumference of the globe which delineates frequent aggressive weather patterns as hurricanes, tornados, thunderstorms and high humidity. By placing a themed community into this region, you ensure resistance to uniformity of seasonal conditions and attendance and hinder the potentiality of the project. Just a thought...sincerely.

To quote a recent prevalent article on global warming, "The salient facts are these...the accepted global average temperature statistics used by the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change show that no ground-based warming has occurred since 1998. Oddly, this eight-year-long temperature stasis has occurred despite an increase over the same period of 15 parts per million (or 4 per cent) in atmospheric CO2...there are strong indications from solar studies that Earth's current temperature stasis will be followed by climatic cooling over the next few decades."

I have now been to hell and no longer can any heebie gb declare fire and brimstone a compulsory backdrop. Nestled within the cache of themed entertainment is the Orlando Universal Studio's CityWalk, which insists on blaring over the loud speakers the Jimmy Buffet classic "Margaritaville" over...and over...and over...and over...and until nausea sets in, you flee, yet never free, of Margritaville.

Sodium sulfacetamide. Sodium carbonate. Sodium palmitate. Sodium is clearly a key ingredient in common medicinal products that aid in the termination of the P.Acnes bacteria that assists a pore in the assemblage of acne. What is curious in relationship to this is that when suffering an ailment, your sodium levels fluctuate and acne can occur therefore instigating the thesis that higher excreted sodium levels through pores can define skin conditions. More on this later.

The most common personality trait that nearly every person has entitled to me in quandary is the probing "Why am I so angry?" or the more notorious "Why do I hate everything?". Scientists recently studying human behavior have now statistically homogenized your derogatory perceptions of characteristics and consequently can distinguish who is more likely correct...and who is not --

"Judging from these tests, it appears that when distinguishing between various arguments, angry people disregard information that's irrelevant to the quality of the argument, such as its source. Neutral subjects, however, give undue preference to those clues. In their report, Dr. Moons and Dr. Mackie wrote that "angry people were routinely sensitive to variations in argument quality". In other words, they pay attention to heuristics or cues that really matter -- argument quality, facts provided, et cetera. Contrary to common belief, anger can now be seen as a "motivator" of analytical thinking, rather than a barrier. The UCSB study shows that anger can help boost analytic thinking as angry subjects more often ignore less useful information. But why? If you think about it, there is an underlying logic. Anger is an emotion that demands a response. Sometimes that response can be harmful or violent. But sometimes it can be constructive -- in this case, a desire to find a solution by focusing on thinking analytically. And as we saw in the third test, even people who weren't analytically inclined saw a boost in their reasoning ability when they got a little peeved. The study also points out that angry people often have a desire to see someone punished, a feeling which could motivate them to rank one argument above another."

Source: Sage Publications

"Other studies, some of which are cited in the Moons-Mackie study, have also found positive benefits to anger. Dr. Jennifer Lerner of Carnegie-Mellon University has studied the effects of anger extensively. She has found that responding to a stressful situation with a reasonable amount of anger can make people feel more in control and more positive. (It's worth noting that in their study, Dr. Moons and Dr. Mackie didn't see that high level of certainty among subjects.) Dr. Carol Tavris, a psychologist and author of a book called "Anger: The Misunderstood Emotion," says that anger certainly has a positive role to play in society. She cites the women's suffrage movement as an example."

Source: APA

For nearly a year I have existed within a proverbial abyss of friendlessness. Subsequently, the ordinary attributes of dispersing minor disparages or sharing advice has been tacit. Having utilized this very platform for ostentatious perspectives, why not now include even the most trivial of counselings in a new segment entitled: Tv's Commons.

Tv's Commons

1. Never order an Oreo Cookie shake with strawberry ice cream. Two contrasting flavours disembodies the well acknowledged vanilla/Oreo scheme.

2. High humidity tropics negate the dress shirt for polo shirts.

3. Breaking into Universal Studios Orlando is quite simple. A single easily duplicated badge clipped to your belt and accessing the side entrance near the Aquos Theatre with some modest timing will ensure success.

4. TNA fans are intolerable. Especially younger fans of LAX.

5. Alcohol with a cold? Why would I do such a stupid thing? I know that alcohol hinders receptors and blood flow. Who the hell devised that fifth of Brandy crap?

6. Jim Belushi, Christopher Lambert and Steven Segal...same guy. Don't believe me? Just look for yourself.

7. Latin Floridians are far from inhibited. I have seen more under-butt in the last few weeks than in an entire season in California. Yet, it is still hippies who are far more exposed...and often not to the delight of the passerby...unless you're a hippie.

8. Want to perplex a male white supremacist? Have his female companion wear black stockings...with the assertion of pointing this out.

9. A majority of the restaurants in Orlando are daft. The general populace wears shorts, tank tops and flip flops while the bulk of the restaurant atmospheres are fine dining. The premise of white dress shirt/black ties serving a family of four in bathing suits is far from rational for a business venture.

10. Having resided within and near an abundance of black cultures, I am quite discouraged. It is far from reason of color but from ethnicity and the tailoring rooted within. In addition to this, I watched a recent study on human behavior that identified how shades of color biologically prescribe emotional responses and in young children, darker colored skin confers derogatory emotional responses therefore instigating ideologies equating violence and race.

11. A Frank Gehry is less ominous from above.

12. In paradox to numeral 10, I have symptoms of jungle fever. I would prefer an OTC antipyretic in a slender gait or I would gladly surrender both for this lovely white haired lilith that my eyes find difficulty dissuading from. A raspy voice, short stature and intoxicating presence nearly detours this very discourse.

My employment experience/experiment has now compiled 102 acquisitions with numeral 100 a 14 hour day as a garbage man.

Link: http://www.tvmiller.com/employment_ee.html

Tv's "Where To?": Pingelap

Link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pingelap

"They may cut your dick in half, and serve it to a pig. And if it hurts you'll laugh and dance a dickless jig." - Gregory of Yardale

Sphere - Provincial CAR Regional News
Date: 20:15 Day 163 Year 4,567,724,067
Author: UN Integrated Regional Information Network
Reference: 01.01R Central Continental Africa

Link: Central African Republic - Aid Agencies Suspend Operations After Killing

Elsewhere - Paucity
Is this dais of hell where I am only to author from?