Elsewhere - Make, Making and Made
With a degree of earnestness, my concerted labors to veer away from 'Elsewheres' and focus my attention on pontificating the evolution of civilization by means of the pending novella 'Commons', has muddled. With that said, another barrage liberated:

Firstly, a note on the composition implied through Sphere. Civil law is a static membrane the while ecologically influenced edicts are provincially variable.

Savannah Walters is accurate in endeavor yet imprudent in principle. Her efforts, as well as all others, should be defined by competent efficiencies and not unsubstantiated artificial interpretations. We must necessitate exertion only upon the fundamentals of scientific methodology in order to employ the most successful governing compensation --

-- all of progression is initiated within five measures. Observation. Hypothesis. Research. Experiment. Conclusion. This is our resolve.

Link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientific_method

It is always startling when a shirt goes down as an alternative to up on the occasional Girl's Gone Wild commercial.

Lindsey Lohan's loss of bank-ability in Hollywood should facilitate the means to approach lower budgeted productions which would allow for her aptitude as a performer to incalculably improve. Therefore, this is a formal invitation to Lindsey Lohan to appear in an assortment of productions underway within my own and colleague's organizations as an indispensable reprieve.

Once again, we meander towards the incomprehensible theatrics of religion as an entertaining distraction and wadding for compliance to preserve the devotee. Did you know that bowling was created in Germany as an apparatus to cleanse oneself of sin? To achieve the mark of colliding one ball to one standing dowel would signify the rewards of heaven for forgiveness. How...convenient.

It is time again to holiday at our media bar. Here, we inventory the compilation of the irrational and absurd television and radio media conduits in order to efficiently define who we overlook.

Our latest member is radio station WHTQ in Orlando, Florida for their highly irrational precarious honking horn sound byte signaling their traffic report. How logical is it to have a customer who utilizes this signal as a contrivance to forewarning deceived -- subsequently reacting to an ethereal hazard therefore becoming an authentic hazard.

Marsha was just awarded the Oxygen Channel's Miss F.A.T. 2000 and 7. Congratulations...not to this woman but rather to the American culture that would inanely embrace this detrimental abnormality and to Oxygen Channel for enrolling in this elite prohibition.

Particular films have moments of calm that are situated for dramatic application. Suddenly, a loud outburst and a flash of light...but not from the film but rather from the corner dialogue box to inform me of some completely irrelevant programming and/or station identification that thusly ruptures the fifth wall and depreciates the film or television program. Various networked stations have exceeded this intrusion to the point of breaching a cable owner's contract and therefore our newest television broadcasters to be included in exclusion are TNT and FX. Though 20th Century Fox owns FX, I will not impinge the entire compilation of FOX broadcasting outlets until they have warranted such encroachments.

According to Glenn Beck, "big business is wrong". I offer an undemanding quip; Where exactly then, do small businesses advance?

Let us not veer too far from this jackass as he has exhumed a plethora of ignorance. According to Glenn Beck, (a seemingly palpable title for virtually everything irrationalized) there is a sense of curiosity to when the presidential election turned into a reality show, having emphasized the point following the "YouTube Debates". First, I was unaware that the presidential election was not real, and having had the presidential election televised for nearly fifty years, I would have assumed that any genuine televised presentation was in fact, reality programming. Surely, I took him to task on the literacy of the variants of term, however he was inflicting this gesture towards non-journalists having the accessibility to question their peers therefore, not a predisposed game-show environment as commonly characterized by the term.

-- and then the most nauseating moment in television broadcasting history occurred. An event that exceeded in vulgarity the murder of leaders, disfigurations, disembowelments and Ugly Betty. As tremors of illness swept over the land, they would have likely emanated from the studio where Nancy Grace interviewed Glenn Beck. Pure bile.

MTV dubs the word 'suicidal' from a rap video? The very same channel that glorifies sexuality and antagonistic ethics? The American compassionate culture incongruently supersedes rationality. The 'Meanderers'.

Why do map books such as Thomas Guide have the index in the back? The objectivity of these books are to find the location of an address by referencing a series of codes correlated to the pages and grids of the map itself. What is your first task? The answer is: to render the code. Why is this then placed last?

The highway onramp is a sacred residence. To do anything other than impart your full attention to merging successfully into a precarious environment would be an act of societal incongruity. Standards are formulated based upon the available components and environment. The anticipation of this uniformity apportions efficiency.

What do you call a giant black/white person? Ore n' tall.

The commercial advertisement states that high blood pressure and diabetes can cause erectile dysfunction. The solution implied? A medicinal product labeled Levetra to resolve your missing stiffy. Clearly your priorities are rationally systematic where as life subsequent is more vital than life acquainted.

According to financial experts on several television media outlets, 'saving' and 'spending' are two distinctively different mediums. I find this bearing in mind; at task, what exactly is the consequence of saving? Spending.

Batman must dissipate several minutes in donning his uniform and in travel time which leads me to wonder how many lives have been lost by his flamboyancy.

According to Eugene Linden, "...scientists are now more willing to say that animals are intelligent." How generous of these scientists to surmise that aptitude is only proportional to human intellect and only now percentage a fairer serving.

The wealthier one is, the greater quantity of pillows one has.

If I have not so precisely exclaimed such a perception, allow a highly accredited doctor to accentuate this;

Link: http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article-2340...

Make love. Making love. Made love. According to this particular frail vernacular, the existence of love resides only within intercourse disposing of pre and post coitus psychological sustenance.

The previous Elsewhere took a volatile leap on the divergences of black and white intellect. There is yet another departure defined by regional environments that can amend this perception. Species of primates native to the African continent have not greatly evolved in hundreds of thousands of years. One particular strain of primates evolved into a sapient creature. As this creature expanded from it's acclimated environment, evolution required greater propensities the while native species did not necessitate further deviations beyond means. Evolution is environmentally influenced and having acclimatized to a moderately efficient adaptation, function requires no supplementary advancements; therefore native inhabitants of the African continent and it's dynasty obligated far less progression, as illustrated by the static dispositions of ancestral primates.

"Nepal's only industry...carrying." - Stephen Colbert

**** Elsewhere will now endure a considerable hiatus while attention to 'Commons' is pursued. ****

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Elsewhere - Tammy, Harry and William
Regardless that my concentration is now honed to lambasting society via my new in-production novel "Commons" (plug noted and counted) -- the volume at which civilization is plagued disembodies mere cynicism abridged onto folded sheets of parchment...for example:

Breatharians. It is precisely as dreadful as it sounds. There is a collection of individuals who are quite certain that you can adequately survive purely obtaining nutrients from sunlight and air. Two recorded cases have led to...surely enough...death. Good riddance when you consider that the only veritable means to absolve this idiocy is to have these depreciations depart.

To quote a journalist, as reference of the irrelevance of certain postures of government and religious legislation, "...suicide is an unpunishable crime."

A recent study demonstrated that female neurological compositions increase in volume and neuron density when inhibited by male pheromones. Quintessentially, masculinity cultivates intellect and offers some periphery of curiosity towards this maturation as an apparatus of human evolution.

Yesterday I installed a bathtub fixture in a multi-million dollar home that held a greater dollar value than the automobile that I drove there with. How can one define excessiveness? Having operated both the fixture I own at home with a 13 dollar value and the luxurious version, I can attest that my own accomplishes the task simpler, quicker and more efficiently...the hallmarks of success. From this, I can also understand how the common underpaid laborer can feel the desire to exploit this disproportion to an amenable advantage. And one additional side note, this multi-million dollar home is now autographed by one Tv Miller. How fortunate for them that when they shower outside after enjoying the lake, they will spark curiosity to the name carved in mortar.

Why are John Cena, Bobby Lashley and Batista headliners? Not one of these individuals has once demonstrated the attributes that surpass the common in-ring performer. To award these curtain jerkers the perceptive qualities of Austin, Rock, Flair, Hogan, Michaels and more would tarnish the chronicles that bestowed legacies to exceptionality. Best sign ever...ECW One Night Stand -- "If Cena Wins, We Riot".

Did you ever distinguish that proper rear view mirror placement aides in a healthy posture?

Religion is not a manipulative contrivance to those susceptible you say? "Congratulations, you poor! God's domain belongs to you." - Gospel of Luke. How convenient for them and how rewarding for me because I have earned yet another free Dippin' Dots. Perhaps thirty punch requirements per card is hardly enough when quarrelling with such a theme.

We are all inhospitable to each other. This comes as recognition to those who sincerely empathize individualism and evolve from insincere empathy for everyone.

If one is portraying the role of a male (the "dyke") and the other is depicting the female, does this still identify them as lesbians or must we generalize this category to simply gay-homosexuals? Is a gay homosexual a straight person? Perhaps a gay homosexual is a gender who portrays another gender while existing as another. In this scheme, could we make allowances for a third gender? Is a hermaphrodite a third gender or just two halves of a gender? Does a hermaphrodite put MF or circle both when the question is propositioned? What does it say on a hermaphrodite's identification card? Technically, doesn't the word 'female' already have an internalized masculine title? Therefore, shouldn't we perceive females as fe-males? Thus, why the requirement for shemales as a connotation?

Are you aware, according to several pastors, that there are diverse elevations of faith in God that one can achieve? Unconditionality is not exactly reflective of the singularity asserted.

I would like to offer a bode of thanks to wrestling journalist Alan Wojcik for befriending and administering myself with a VIP-ish eminence into the NWA-TNA pay-per-view cabaret. As a supplementary review, the unmistakable breath of WCW's flamboyancy was potent and aside from the errant configuration of gimmick-less performances intermingled with the occasional, the degree of entertainment barely exceeded the traditional independent house show yet therefore did manage to impart some modicum of contentment.

Michael Vick has been criminally charged for operating a dog fighting competition. Most, intrinsically detest the idealization of "man's best friend" being trained and competing in a brutal forum of human entertainment. The contradiction lies in that human beings do in fact perform the same excruciating act against others for leisure that is more widely acceptable. Where is the divergence from dog fighting and ultimate fighting? Choice? They are in fact now an insignificant species we have elevated to a psychological prominence. We dress them, we spoil them and we impassion these creatures as kin when in fact they are simply canine, a lesser divergent species.

Nigger. It would appear that the NAACP's lurid burial recital failed because I am still, regardless of color, implored to utilize the word, nigger. I would like to idealize a different approach. From this moment forward, the word nigger is no longer a derogatory term yet simply alternatively identifies a person of darker skin color, a hallmark of someone who might have originated from the region of Niger. To aide in this transition, take a moment now to say the word nigger seventy-eight times. You will begin to notice the irrelevance of words invariably adopting deprecating characteristics. Further still, go outside to a public area such as a shopping mall and now perform this exercise.

Taking a drag on that cigarette that instigates you to slow your pace crossing before my vehicle should implore me to fender fuck you to the asphalt.

Anderson Cooper 360 has once again simply overwhelmed me with their measures of conversational competence. Yet another segment entitled, "Planet in Peril" was headlined by a story of the revival of the Grey Wolf from the brink of extinction in the Yellowstone National Park. Perhaps my liberalization comprehension cannot understand the perilous-ness of restoration.

I recently discovered a hearty list of condemned localities that necessitate demolition for the benefits of reestablishing accommodating inhabitable environments:

Link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Na ... s_by_state

-- and should you come upon a religious dwelling and graciously demolish it, please place a sign at the gate aside the contractor's name stating how everyone will continue to subsist regardless.

What exactly is this 'image' that Americans romanticize that we have devalued world-wide due to the conflict in the Middle-East? When I recollect the perceptions of others world-wide prior to the war in Iraq, the Orient still deplored us, the Russians held angst for more than 60 years, the Germans, English and French guffawed at our culture and the Middle-East subsisted in abhorrence. If anything, we have assuredly solidified this 'image'.

The Dominus Iesus Doctrine (Y60, 2000) as decreed by the Vatican Pope states that all other denominations of Catholicism, including Christianity, are false. Therefore, according to the uppermost ranking religious individual on planet Earth, aside ethereals, has affirmed that a majority of the population are deluded. I could not agree more.

Tammy Faye (Baker) visually frightens me and I find it rather hilarious for such an advocate to suffer to this degree.

"Blinded by the light. Wake up like a doucher and a roamer in the night." That in addition to a version of chopsticks mystifies me.

To Kyle James Maki; I am an excellent fudge packer but dreadful at caulk.

25 US Dollars on a 2 US Dollar ticket...eat it Madaline.

Are the elderly naturally less moisturized or lacking synaptic communications between thought and speech because smacking lips ranks somewhere near whistling on my list and often times I am begging for them to finish their thought or spat the chaw.

I should really purchase fewer constricting undergarments. They are not as dynamically calculated as preferred. Do I therefore envision a Tv Miller clothing line? Style, glamour and proper packaging of your genitalia?

75 per cent within the next 7 years and still quite unwaveringly conceited:

Link: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19845784/

I am now declaring Agnostics the most incompetent persons on planet Earth. Sustaining a philosophy of the omnipotence of the unknown is an evasion. Curiosity is satisfied by resolve and accepting intangible variables as remedy exhibits instability.

Evanna Lynch and Mary-Kate Grosso effectively substantiates a long standing hypothesis that for myself personally, there is nothing more intoxicating than an Irish or Scottish female depiction.

-- and yet I cannot veer from the recollection of a tragedy baptized as Wynter. Psychosomatic maturation as an inconsiderate interlude averted cordial musings.

-- though within this moment, what I truly desire is to perch myself under the canopy of a diminutive restaurant veranda upon these shores aside a well-spoken and witty maiden who caters to my senses as collaboratively as I confer to her.

-- solitude...an inducement to upheaval. Reward heeded as distress.

I do have a slight appeal to amend to the previous requisites inventoried in prior Elsewhere's. I would be partial to a woman who feels imposing when following a path of motion sensored lights activating. As well, she must be oh but simply aware of the existence of the vaudeville troupe of Abbott and Costello. Further incentive if her knowledge exceeds 'Who's On First'.

Tammy Faye (Baker) has become deceased within the 340 words from the previous comment and I find myself greatly dissatisfied by my perspicacity. I certainly should be more critical of the living while they are...alive. Apart from; good riddance...my lesson is learned.

**** Beware: Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows Spoilers ****

A great deal of things occur with a complexity of names, places and things that I could hardly illustrate to you...and then it concludes. Fascinating.

Conditioning elevates natural characteristics. When an alleged alteration occurs in an applicable high per-centaged volume in a particular species, one must question the true errancy of this discernment. To what capacity does a disorder alleviate itself from confliction to habitualism. When you engage a conditioning relevant to regional characteristics, when does the whole per-centage diminish from the entirety of the Homo sapient species?

Good lord, my absentmindedness; Harry survives and marries Ginny Weasly which idealizes for myself the now affirmed bachelorette status of one Luna Lovegood.

I recently read a rather interesting article in a scientific journal that poised the question, what is the difference between conscious free will and conditional environmental response. When you are employed in a biological mortality, you function on the basis of particular fundamentals that are assigned to your species. A conscious state declares to you the accessibility to deviate from this morality, inclining a sense of free will though by adhering to this survivalistic disposition idealistically is infringing upon this autonomy. Abiding to a successful cultivation pursues a designated course of action, therefore a confiscation of the application of free will.

Glen Beck, you have been added to the most intolerable and insufferable jackasses in the media concourse and therefore banned for life.

A possible dream scenario? --

Link: http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=21975

This is by far the most appropriate demonstration of a class action law-suit --

Link: http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id ... _article=1

9,500 Macaque monkeys are transported to the United States every year for scientific research. It would appear that not one of these research projects is Macaque reproduction. Harvesting regularly exploits regional adaptation.

Thanks to the trepidations that business consortiums have inured, the consumer has certainly become much more disingenuously antagonistic. It is the responsibility of industry to construct boundaries to defy exploitation and civil insolence. My admiration for Sprint, not only as a consumer but now as an inhabitant, has elevated --

Link: http://articles.moneycentral.msn.com/In ... ?GT1=10221

3,000 African children die every day from mosquito transmitted human-pathogenic Plasmodium or more widely known as Malaria. Survivors universally suffer from an array of cellular brain loss. Due to the several thousand millennial years longevity of Malaria, it is said that every indigenous African has suffered from this parasite, guaranteeing a generational uniformity which implores myself to surmise that idealistically, upon the predisposition of time, as reflective by conditional hereditary genetic evolution by reciprocation through procreation and collaboratively to several thousand year old Malarial control measures in northern regions including naturally occurring inequitable climates; tropically derived black people are genetically less prone to higher functioning brains than white northern Europeans...thus exhibited by the industrialized discrepancies from tropical to subartic climates.

Have you noticed that more and more American actions films have lost the symmetry of cinematography in place of choreographical complexity? I have decided to call it the 'imbalance of the American/Chinese action equilibrium' whereas cinematic pacing was once prevalent until Americanized gluttony conquered.

Sigh. I have unfortunately made a ghastly error. I have now viewed 1.8 Harry Potter films and intrinsic curiosity has overcome. It is not as if they are poorly made. As well, the sheer sophistication of the story, though far from novel for myself, is voluminous and subsequently any interest implied crook particular ethics. Worse yet, I am hardly sure of the placement or order of the films I have viewed...tempting the proclivity to begin, at the beginning.

Congratulation, you have endured this robust bout. My recompense to you is fair warning that this shall occur yet again.

"William H. Bonney. You, are not, a god." "Why don't you pull that trigger and find out." - Young Guns II

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Updates - Top 9 In Development
1. Sphere (1.01R)
2. Novel - Commons
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The newest adjunct to the Top 9 that should heed notice is the pioneering observational transcription - or novel, entitled "Commons" which will encapsulate the ingenuous candor you have become accustomed to in the multitude of genres of commentary throughout this internet site -- upon the entirety of the Homo sapient existence. In strict contrast to existing liberal manuscripts that besiege angst upon the current status quo, "Commons" will enchant the reader to pragmatic alternatives that are likely to be employed in the course of the application of Sphere. Stay tuned for more information including an exclusive first draft sneak peak at the introduction chapter.