Elsewhere - Fall Film Medley
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Once again, we have arrived upon the time of year when those of us who attempt to annually garner some measure of reverence for the film medium, venture a disposition upon the confederation of releases and schedule appropriately. Here, you will ascertain my individual preferences, which are typically more sound than yours.

This directory is arranged by order of release.

September Dawn (Passion of the --)
Inquisition of the Mormons, a uncontaminated gratification regardless of quality.
Link: http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=18552

Mr. Bean's Holiday
Rowan Atkinson, hardly more is required.
Link: http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=14582

Right At Your Door
Realism imposed, crushing dynamics, though perhaps less voluminous.
Link: http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=12797

War (Exception)
Assured of a lack of potency, one must still poise ones-self for the occasional iniquity.
Link: http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=13201

Balls of Fury (Exception)
See War.
Link: http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=14474

The Brothers Solomon
Bob Odenkirk has sharply redefined irreverent humor and with earnest faculty as Arnet and Forte, a classical sonata assuredly disregarded.
Link: http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=14477

Shoot Em' Up (Broken Yellow)
Characteristics are at hand however, the theatrical trailer is threadbare therefore assigning unease.
Link: http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=13867

The Brave One
Jodie Foster. I will not elucidate any further.
Link: http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=13865

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford (Exception)
See Balls of Fury seeing War.
Link: http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=11130

Lust, Caution (Broken Yellow)
With distain for broken backs of mountains, it is difficult to poise confidence in the highly unstable Ang Lee. It is only when he ventures to his native medium when it becomes apparent of his aptitude.
Link: http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=15214

Elizabeth: The Golden Age
The preceding film was coarse and Rush/Blanchett performed impeccably.
Link: http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=15203

Margot at the Wedding (Uncertainty)
Kidman, Black, Leigh under the thumb of Baumbach, thinned acrylics upon a questionable canvas.
Link: http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=13041

The Darjeeling Limited (Accolades)
Anderson, Schwartzman and Brody. Glimpsing onward, this quite possibly could be the Year 67 flic pick.
Link: http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=18099

American Gangster
A modestly known secret about Scotts (Ridley/Tony) is that when exceeding the limitations of principle filming, quality goes horribly astray. When reserved within this boundary, a Scott can accomplish remarkable cinema.
Link: http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=16504

No Country For Old Men
The Coen Brothers once again return to their most favorable genre of dehydrated homicide.
Link: http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=20334

I Am Legend (Exception)
See The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford witnessing Balls of Fury considering War speculating hallucinations.
Link: http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=11189

Elsewhere (Abridged) - Endurance, Culpability and Acquiesce
15:51.3 153-07 OTC
Regardless that 'Commons' is in development and presently consuming a majority of my contemplations, there are several anomalies that permeate through the cracks that have no residence within this novella. Expunging these conflictions from public contention would be insubordinate of my disposition...therefore, in order to not fashion the usual chore, I shall tender this an Elsewhere Abridged.

Life is the administration of suffering. Triumph can be measured by minimalism.

Requip is a "medicinal" product for the resolution of "restless leg syndrome". The side effects include hallucinations and -- "...tell your doctor if you experience new or increased gambling, sexual or other intense urges..." Restlessness displaced, in tablet form.

The '2008' United States of America's 55th Poet Elections. Sixty-three candidates and thrice as many authors.

Allstate accident forgiveness..."even if it's your fault". American unaccountability to coalesce, conditions may apply.

Further still, Allstate's methodology of sales is patent pending. It appears that every Wal*Mart employee might find themselves within litigation. This irrationality is a definitive illustration of why I do not employ United States patents.

Why visit FAO Schwartz when novelty bobble-heads can be found in every row of the Benny Hinn ministries. Let us stand back and watch:

Benny Hinn: "Deliver is his word. The surrendering to the will of God. My will had to be surrendered. You cannot enter into the presence of God until you surrender your will."

Row 11, Seat 42: *Nodding*

Products now obtainable through religious networks seem to have become far more complex and much more devious on sales strategies. "The Privileged Planet" DVD 'proves' life is of an intelligent design, though only comprehensible after surrendering your checking account. I can not quite understand the call for thousand dollar software with such an alleged simplistic singularity as a living decree.

Bebe Neuwirth.

A Chinese couple is venturing to name their child @, which has opened my eyes to the possibility of naming my pending child ∴ -- three points in a triangular contour -- unicode for 'therefore'. (If the image of a square appears, your browser and corresponding font library are inadequate.) "You will go to your room and you will think about what you have done, Therefore."

Link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Therefore_sign

CBS is the only network where a drunken Scot could attempt to demonstrate the 'professional' competition of stacking cups. CBS free, 29.5 years and counting.

Successful marketing is the exploitation of practicality. A bayou blues band assembled in a diner pickin' 'Viva Viagra' is a little dubious. It is challenging to imagine Tim McGraw billboarding a limp track.

It is somewhat disparaging and then again not, when seeing Mike Rowe performing the job I currently possess. Amid recognition, I am employed in, a dirty job.

Here is a legal anomaly I ponder. It is illegal to not have a rear view mirror in your automobile. It is legal to have a digital video player screen folded down for view centered amongst the interior blocking your rear view mirror.

It is necessity to take this opportunity to toot various horns affixed to my corpus for once again accurately assessing the methodology of existence:

Link: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.j ... eed116.xml
Link: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/connected/ma ... ysw124.xml
Link: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jh ... waa117.xml

Meanwhile...Tv returns to his novella. Hiatus reinstated.

Update - Medical Analysis
13:35.51 150-07 OTC
South Seminole Hospital
Longwood, F.L., N.A.
Day 227 Year 67

Miller, Tv
D62 Y38
Los Angeles, C.A., N.A.

180.24 cm
64.8 kg
O Pos

Sodium (Serum) 139 meq/L
Potassium (Serum) 4.1 meq/L
Chloride (Serum) 103 meq/L
CO2 Content 29 meq/L
Nitrogen (Blood Urea) 16 MG/DL
Creatinine (Serum) 1.3 mg/dL
Nitrogen/Creatinine Ratio (Blood Urea) 12.3
Glucose (Serum) 96 mg/dL
Anion Gap 7 mmol/L
Calcium (Serum) 9.3 mg/dL
Osmolality 287 mOs/kg

Chest X-Ray
Frontal and lateral radiographs show mild hyperexpansion.
No acute infiltrate.

CT Scan
Ventricular size and configuration are within normal limits. There is no evidence of midline shift, herniation, hemorrhage, encephalomalacia or acute space occupying process.
No acute intracranial abnormality.

Update - Assymphony Revision
20:10.12 142-07 OTC
The 'Assymphony' novelty undergarment has been revised.

Link: Assymphony

Update - Assymphony
21:20.9 141-07 OTC
The latest addition to tvmiller.com is a novelty gadget for those musical at heart...er, fart. Assymphony is a piezo electric multi-channeled audible underwear. Capable of synthetic variations when utilizing the USB 2.0 (1.1) connectivity to a PDA or personal computer, the tailored speaker interwoven for comfort allows for amplification and deformation into a musical resonance.

(1) Product contains:
Assymphony Underwear -- Menís (S,M,L,XL) Womenís (S,M,L,XL)
Assymphony Composer Software CD
Assymphony Composer Software Guide
USB 2.0 (1.1) 2 Meter (m.) Cable

Link: Assymphony