Elsewhere - Circulation, Cultivation and Condemnation
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To what offset measure does a pure divinity manifest? The 'western wall' of the Temple Mount is considered the most holiest of sites due to it's alleged 'close proximity' to the most sacred location on the Temple Mount. A temple that has twice been razed. In illustrating the non-singular variance, a fabricated distanced presumption personifies a faith.

If a physicist utilizes a pre-existing equation for a solution, does this not simply make them merely a mathematician?

Further evidence of the misconstruing of global warming's human inception; religious leaders have harmonized over their spiritual concerns for the planet and have gathered in unison near an ice sheet in Greenland for prayer.

The while, a more pragmatic census cultivated --

Link: http://www.earthtimes.org/articles/show ... 6495.shtml

The condemned man shudders as he is strapped into the wooden chair, "Will this hurt?" The warden replies, "No, no. Not at all. We don't have any intention of hurting you. Now, do you have any final words."

Mrs. Walker, when refuting others' perceptions that a person born with a handicap will suffer from a societal deficiency and then to suffix this assertion with accounts of your own children's suffering is commonly called a contradiction. Additionally, validating your biological existence by perpetuating your genetic abnormality is in fact an egocentric act.

A rather interesting yardstick for character validation --

Link: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/6988155.stm

Ultrasonic welding -- the under appreciated line sprayer of the welding world. I should probably point out that this was in fact a baseball analogy.

Million dollar marketing campaigns for flavored water the while millions struggle to grasp the untainted variety.

Based on my viewing of Hispanic television, I question whether or not they even sell pantalones femeninos en Mexico.

The events surrounding Michael Nicholson is yet another departing catalyst.

My disassociation inventory broadens -- Mel Gibson, Dean Semler and John Wright. The perpetrators behind Apocolptya.

Though previously stated in several humorous and stolid remarks over the last five years, once again science ultimately resonates --

Link: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/6982184.stm

An illustration of the elapsing of particular languages; Two hundred years ago, the Latin word 'omnibus' defined a horse drawn carriage both in English and in several other languages. One hundred years ago, the adaptation of combustion evolved this means of transportation into an 'automated bus' or 'autobus'. One hundred years on, the English language evolved the 'automated bus' into 'bus' the while the majority of Europeans and South Americans perpetuated 'autobus'.

Why is there absolutely no validated criterion for the theory that all matter was once restrained into a space no larger than a pencil eraser? This reasoning that though all matter harbors mass (Higgs Boson), it was adept at such confines, is irrational. Sporadic reciprocal vortices reaching critical non-emaciated thermal mass is my response. Quote it bitches.

What exactly does the Sanford Police Department require with a PT Cruiser?

Recurrences innumerable. Florida drivers commonly elevate their left leg away from the floor-board. Without question, this contributes to their gross ineptitude.

Prepare yourself...for this shall be my most optimistic moment of the year. Though an 87 per cent incompetence quotient, I am confident of an assured 100 per cent utility?

Pulling a rat trap like ploy on a midget and having it backfire -- I do not even know who you are anymore WWE.

Is Jack Reed a Muppet?

The heavens defied by inspirational ingenuity --

Link: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/6993373.stm

The psychological premise of a 'cage match' is to thwart the opponent from leaving or from additional competitors entering, but apparently TNA unearths obscurity in authenticity.

Phil Mickelson is, "...tired from the season for this new playoff format." Hundreds of thousands of dollars, exotic locations and the bilateral vacillation of a frail graphite shaft? Pussy.

Photographs of yourself with or without other inhabitants of your dwelling, therefore displayed in a non-public domain, is an extracted deplorable egotism and purely nauseating...for those unknowning.

Climatologists are prognostic, therefore instantaneously invalidating by proxy of estimation.

Rescue workers commence their tasks upon a hypothetical concaved plane to which is why there are few as formidable.

Cancer is an incurable affliction. The corrupted cellular composition can be reconstructed yet not without a gross deviation to the nominal biology of the specimen. There will not ever be a vaccine nor cure, merely amendments.

Halo 3, Halo Wars, Starcraft II. The world will likely suffer an attention interval.

Elderly ladies adore pocket doors and laud credit fraud.

The red bike. The bike is red. The bike, red. You just experienced a conceptual analysis of linguistic progression.

Thank you Garth Brooks for reminding all that, "...one of God's greatest gifts, are unanswered prayers." How apt. Though he is a zealot, we shall award him a punch card regardless.

The father herds his children to the large glass visage. "Look at the fish! Look at the fish!" An unreasonable redundancy at an aquarium. Be specific.

Einstein imposed that no craft could ever travel at the velocity of light due to the burgeoning storage of the corresponding propulsionary mass. Who ever stated that the accelerant was domestic?

Praise is bestowed upon author Lisa Miller for an inquisitive article regarding Mormon polygamy. Within their fundamentals, upon marriage, you are 'sealed' in life and beyond. If you are then widowed, you are permitted to marry -- to become sealed again, therefore a duality in afterlife defying an anti-polygamial posture.

A duel staged meagerness -- "$149 Divorces". First regards fee concept. The perception that reducing the numeral by one from a rounded figure as deceptive, infuses irrationality. The second considers the bargainized severances of an obliged affinity, marketed as such. Soon there will be weekend shopper adverts in the Thursday paper.

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Tis be true that there be no finer lasses than that found on the isles of Ireland and Scotland as recent experiences held.

An addition to the Fall Film Medley --

Juno
Harboring cast members from Arrested Development in the midst of Jason Reitman's Aaron Sorkin-est witty impetuosity.

Link: http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=22959

Elsewhere (Abridged) - The Owen Wilson Tribute Band
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Hiatus quashed. Momentary salutations. And now, a lively attempt at exceptionally succinct discourse for the benefit of my productivity. I sense failure.

Professor Feryal Ozel, though strikingly attractive, is ornately incorrect. It appears the most sophisticated encapsulations of the black hole phenomenon theoretical physicists are able to concoct are; consciousness of the difficulty to identify, inaccuracy of labeling, absolution that nothing escapes excluding fastidious particle waves, the possibility of the origins within the collapse of an iron core and several variants accommodating several characteristics defiant of the properties of other variants. This final conjecture is equivalent to the same stratagems of religious conveniences and furthers omitted comprehension. Having recently been rewarded with the acknowledgement of FTL, I will attest to the imprecision of these proposed speculations and shall find bearings to demonstrate this.

There is remorse seething within my veins as this Elsewhere evolves. The fundamental nature of abridging one's sermon is to be concise. I shall endeavor this, in notation, which may require your own reasoning. Please refrain from smarting yourself. (Pun!)

Mother Teresa. The agony of her faith and certainty of her abandonment. She endured devoid of the confidence and leisure in a god.

Expurgation of your own prime-time slotted off season sitcom reruns is inexcusable and cultivates my NBC prohibition.

A cross-walking student should not unconditionally impede traffic. As an adult, I am already contributing to civilization and to their potentiality. The erudition to patience and the lack of guarantee this child shall be a resource should increment this ideology.

The lack of a roadway atmospheric concentration study in addition to a through-vent automobile interior atmospheric study is disconcerting.

Once again, the numeral is pronounced zeer-oh.

The ACLU deems that everything is intimate while attempting to amend individual's reasoning.

41 dollars and 67 cents for one cup of coffee extracted from the feces of a civet.

An irregularity; a quote from an encyclopedia -- "The English language has a simplicity of inflections and a flexibility of function and openness of vocabulary which allows free admission of words from other languages and the ready creation of compounds and derivatives. English adopts (without change) or adapts (with slight change) any word needed to name a new object, process, or concept."

One million ravers congregated in Buhr, Germany. A no more dense, wisdom depreciated locality upon this spheroid.

Michael Vick's Pit Bull Terriers; bred for mortality, saved for empathy and euthanized for irony.

The ASPCA is clearly befuddled and I shall aide with yet another periodic quotation from an encyclopedia -- "...early Bull and Terriers were not bred for the handsome visual specimen of today, rather they were bred for the characteristic known as gameness. The pitting of dogs against bear or bull tested the gameness, strength and skill of the dog. These early "proto-staffords" provided the ancestral foundation stock for the Staffordshire Bull Terrier, the American Pit Bull Terrier with the exception of the American Staffordshire Terrier."

Ineptitude observed; As an experienced craftsman, avoid obtaining key duplicates from Lowes or Home Depot.

A worst case scenario realized; an unsuccessful Owen Wilson.

College campus birth control costs have increased by several dollars and the expectation is an amplification of pregnancies. Extraordinary cultural restraint for scholarly pupils.

An oriental man is under scrutiny by blacks for carving an effigy of Martin Luther King Junior. Touching observance of prophecy.

Advice; combination fast food locations inherently neglect definitive objectivity owing to architectural deviations.

Orton losing to the half-tone one bump hack Cena illustrates the performance discrepancy WWE is presently afflicted by -- and to then rescind the prospect on Raw furthers this demur. Cena's merchandise is even as tame.

Liberate your respiratory congestion by attempting to karaoke 'The Last Stop'.

Sharon coma, year two.

Penton Overseas' "Learn French In Your Car" for Americans; Lesson Fourteen, Lecon Quatorze. How much is it?, C'est combien? -- This one here, Celui-ci -- That one there, Celui-la -- Large, Grand -- Larger, Plus grand -- The largest, Le plus grand -- Small, petite. Quite logically organized for the emblematic American consumer.

Confirmation that an ethereal economy (credit/mortgage) is catastrophic. As the housing market collapses owing to surplus, those who borrowed against their homes are now set to shift permanently upside down with the probability of a decline in return therefore dissolving yields.

Electricity is the result of the accumulated motion of electrons.

For those who failed to enjoy 'Young Guns' the first time, you should be cognizant that Tom Cruise cameos the role of a gunfighter shot.

Varnish is applied to the interior of the can to protect the aluminum from the acidity of the soda.

My room is muddled with logic, not filth. Consider for a moment the measure of value of the fragments strewn about you.

Europa has become my final living pursuit therefore further engraining that the heavens shall be my greatest of enemies.

Link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miller-Urey_experiment

You reside in a one hundred year old, thrice flooded, thirteen feet below sea level, siphoned marsh. Will you entertain a prophecy?

If your pick-up truck has more stickers than dents, you might not be a redneck. If your pick-up truck has a poly bed-liner and stainless tool box without a single scuff, you might need a station wagon...um...redneck.

I would imagine that others might find the excursion to discover a unique variation of murder a little disconcerting. Fair warning to those on notice, someone has a trademark.

As to those on notice, ESPN's 'athletes' hunting the African top six are a novel excess worth departing. What exactly does a white collar New York aristocrat require with a hippopotamus?

Those who understand you are the least understanding. Those who understand you are the most understanding. For those who understand you, there is no middle ground. A welcomed competitiveness.

Apparently sports are the only middle school applications that non-regional schools can conceptualize for attendance revisions.

It is considered unethical for a legislator to clandestinely initiate an investigation about a colleague.

Human-impacted global warming supporters believe that those who do not are either intimidated by the concept that humans are apt to such influences or are integrated by an economic rapport. Having neither, it would appear that by omission, my perspectives have been authentic.

American pride is reverberated by abhorrence for illegal immigration. The wittiness lies in that this is also a political stance of the Neo-Nazi fundamentalists.

Correction: Unintentionally omitted from the previous Elsewhere regarding the pending Fall film season is the musical 'Across The Universe' which receives a (Broken Yellow) suffix.

I am now absolutely certain that Florida driving education neglects to clarify the acceptable solid green left turn procedures. My front bumper will soon elucidate all.

Belittled introversion shepherds a decay of scrutiny.

Elsewhere - Fall Film Medley
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Once again, we have arrived upon the time of year when those of us who attempt to annually garner some measure of reverence for the film medium, venture a disposition upon the confederation of releases and schedule appropriately. Here, you will ascertain my individual preferences, which are typically more sound than yours.

This directory is arranged by order of release.

September Dawn (Passion of the --)
Inquisition of the Mormons, a uncontaminated gratification regardless of quality.
Link: http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=18552

Mr. Bean's Holiday
Rowan Atkinson, hardly more is required.
Link: http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=14582

Right At Your Door
Realism imposed, crushing dynamics, though perhaps less voluminous.
Link: http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=12797

War (Exception)
Assured of a lack of potency, one must still poise ones-self for the occasional iniquity.
Link: http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=13201

Balls of Fury (Exception)
See War.
Link: http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=14474

The Brothers Solomon
Bob Odenkirk has sharply redefined irreverent humor and with earnest faculty as Arnet and Forte, a classical sonata assuredly disregarded.
Link: http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=14477

Shoot Em' Up (Broken Yellow)
Characteristics are at hand however, the theatrical trailer is threadbare therefore assigning unease.
Link: http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=13867

The Brave One
Jodie Foster. I will not elucidate any further.
Link: http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=13865

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford (Exception)
See Balls of Fury seeing War.
Link: http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=11130

Lust, Caution (Broken Yellow)
With distain for broken backs of mountains, it is difficult to poise confidence in the highly unstable Ang Lee. It is only when he ventures to his native medium when it becomes apparent of his aptitude.
Link: http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=15214

Elizabeth: The Golden Age
The preceding film was coarse and Rush/Blanchett performed impeccably.
Link: http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=15203

Margot at the Wedding (Uncertainty)
Kidman, Black, Leigh under the thumb of Baumbach, thinned acrylics upon a questionable canvas.
Link: http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=13041

The Darjeeling Limited (Accolades)
Anderson, Schwartzman and Brody. Glimpsing onward, this quite possibly could be the Year 67 flic pick.
Link: http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=18099

American Gangster
A modestly known secret about Scotts (Ridley/Tony) is that when exceeding the limitations of principle filming, quality goes horribly astray. When reserved within this boundary, a Scott can accomplish remarkable cinema.
Link: http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=16504

No Country For Old Men
The Coen Brothers once again return to their most favorable genre of dehydrated homicide.
Link: http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=20334

I Am Legend (Exception)
See The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford witnessing Balls of Fury considering War speculating hallucinations.
Link: http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=11189

Elsewhere (Abridged) - Endurance, Culpability and Acquiesce
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Regardless that 'Commons' is in development and presently consuming a majority of my contemplations, there are several anomalies that permeate through the cracks that have no residence within this novella. Expunging these conflictions from public contention would be insubordinate of my disposition...therefore, in order to not fashion the usual chore, I shall tender this an Elsewhere Abridged.

Life is the administration of suffering. Triumph can be measured by minimalism.

Requip is a "medicinal" product for the resolution of "restless leg syndrome". The side effects include hallucinations and -- "...tell your doctor if you experience new or increased gambling, sexual or other intense urges..." Restlessness displaced, in tablet form.

The '2008' United States of America's 55th Poet Elections. Sixty-three candidates and thrice as many authors.

Allstate accident forgiveness..."even if it's your fault". American unaccountability to coalesce, conditions may apply.

Further still, Allstate's methodology of sales is patent pending. It appears that every Wal*Mart employee might find themselves within litigation. This irrationality is a definitive illustration of why I do not employ United States patents.

Why visit FAO Schwartz when novelty bobble-heads can be found in every row of the Benny Hinn ministries. Let us stand back and watch:

Benny Hinn: "Deliver is his word. The surrendering to the will of God. My will had to be surrendered. You cannot enter into the presence of God until you surrender your will."

Row 11, Seat 42: *Nodding*

Products now obtainable through religious networks seem to have become far more complex and much more devious on sales strategies. "The Privileged Planet" DVD 'proves' life is of an intelligent design, though only comprehensible after surrendering your checking account. I can not quite understand the call for thousand dollar software with such an alleged simplistic singularity as a living decree.

Bebe Neuwirth.

A Chinese couple is venturing to name their child @, which has opened my eyes to the possibility of naming my pending child ∴ -- three points in a triangular contour -- unicode for 'therefore'. (If the image of a square appears, your browser and corresponding font library are inadequate.) "You will go to your room and you will think about what you have done, Therefore."

Link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Therefore_sign

CBS is the only network where a drunken Scot could attempt to demonstrate the 'professional' competition of stacking cups. CBS free, 29.5 years and counting.

Successful marketing is the exploitation of practicality. A bayou blues band assembled in a diner pickin' 'Viva Viagra' is a little dubious. It is challenging to imagine Tim McGraw billboarding a limp track.

It is somewhat disparaging and then again not, when seeing Mike Rowe performing the job I currently possess. Amid recognition, I am employed in, a dirty job.

Here is a legal anomaly I ponder. It is illegal to not have a rear view mirror in your automobile. It is legal to have a digital video player screen folded down for view centered amongst the interior blocking your rear view mirror.

It is necessity to take this opportunity to toot various horns affixed to my corpus for once again accurately assessing the methodology of existence:

Link: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.j ... eed116.xml
Link: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/connected/ma ... ysw124.xml
Link: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jh ... waa117.xml

Meanwhile...Tv returns to his novella. Hiatus reinstated.

Update - Medical Analysis
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South Seminole Hospital
Longwood, F.L., N.A.
Day 227 Year 67

Miller, Tv
Male
Caucasian
D62 Y38
Los Angeles, C.A., N.A.

180.24 cm
64.8 kg
O Pos

Sodium (Serum) 139 meq/L
Potassium (Serum) 4.1 meq/L
Chloride (Serum) 103 meq/L
CO2 Content 29 meq/L
Nitrogen (Blood Urea) 16 MG/DL
Creatinine (Serum) 1.3 mg/dL
Nitrogen/Creatinine Ratio (Blood Urea) 12.3
Glucose (Serum) 96 mg/dL
Anion Gap 7 mmol/L
Calcium (Serum) 9.3 mg/dL
Osmolality 287 mOs/kg

Chest X-Ray
Frontal and lateral radiographs show mild hyperexpansion.
No acute infiltrate.

CT Scan
Ventricular size and configuration are within normal limits. There is no evidence of midline shift, herniation, hemorrhage, encephalomalacia or acute space occupying process.
No acute intracranial abnormality.