Assessment - Genghis Khan Mongolian Barbeque Review
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Genghis Khan Mongolian Barbeque
24506 West Lyons Avenue
Santa Clarita, California, North America

Date: 1330 207/4068
Genre: Mongolian Barbeque/Chinese Buffet
Serving: $9.95 (Lunch)

You could scour the shores of Mongolian barbeque enchantment and rarely sequester such a banquet as one would find at this location. The plethora of variety consumes the diner with an overwhelming savor, giving only the clout of disappointment to the architect of the contents. Fully stocked and finely sliced meats aside vast quantities of properly wedged fruits and vegetables to be bathed in a lengthy discourse of sauces and spices, culminating with a dexterous chef who walks the entrée around the hibachi styled circular grill to a subtled perfection. Even the carbonated beverages seem superior. The accompanied buffet features the traditional faire with an occasional specialty though vastly pedestrian to the barbeque alterative. Should you aspire to amplify your dining atmosphere, come famished and journey to this 'oriental' cuisine tucked away in it's eldered setting.

Elsewhere - Plugged
21:0.47 158-08 OTC
Electronic noise pollution? Interpret the entire Jack in the Box menu into your cellular phone and ponder the justified malignant brain tumor later.

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Perfectly natural and safe...aside from the incapacitating neurochemical abnormalities. Do you require a definition of abnormalities?

"Ignore your peripheral dear, it's just nature."

"And, to our righ—oh nevermind."

Assessment - LA Fitness (Valencia) Review
23:30.32 157-08 OTC
LA Fitness (Valencia)
28211 Newhall Ranch Road
Valencia, California, North America

Date: 186-218/4068
Genre: Athletic Club
Cost: $39 (Single Club Access)

Seemingly a rudimentary configuration, one might be led to believe that formulating and sustaining an athletic club would be relatively effortless. This would be true if the foundation of the business infrastructure was sound. This particular LA Fitness would stand on the equivalent of a several day old dried crumbling pile of feces. With numerous inadequacies, this athletic club fails to even make the grade. A cadre of noteworthy failures:

1. A defectively constructed plumbing system that disables the functionality of any of the water supplies (showers/faucets) -– flushing a toilet to the sufferance of the bather should not reside in a commercial environment.

2. Frequent dilapidated machinery that musters for days. Loose hardware (bolts), damaged padding/grips and lack of lubrication.

3. Inadequate quantity of high volume equipment versus needless excessiveness of low volume apparatuses. A simple strap handle is often hard to come by during sluggish operating hours.

4. Uncleanly or often over-chlorinated pool –- Band-Aids seeking residence?

5. Pallid operating hours deficient for a contemporarily employed young adult. Monday through Thursday 4-24. Friday 4-22. Saturday and Sunday 8-20.

Having resided in this middle-upper class locale for a scant three years, this athletic club sorely disappoints and I highly suggest avoidance at all costs, to even a degree of adopting a personalized budgeted home fitness regiment.

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