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Assessment - LA Fitness (Colonial Drive East) Review
LA Fitness (Colonial Drive East)
2999 East Colonial Drive
Orlando, Florida, North America

Date: 282/4068
Genre: Athletic Club
Cost: $39/month (Negotiated: No Setup Fee)

Having parleyed several athletic clubs in numerous provinces in the last 12 years, this particular location handily grades high. Encompassing an immense floor space, this temperature regulated facility rarely gives the impression of being occupied. Machinery is seldom defective and the tepid lap pool and locker rooms are consistently unpolluted. Flaws are diminished to the absurd operating hours and even more preposterous cancellation policy requiring the postal mailing of a sheet of paper.

Vehicle: 4050 "1990" Honda Accord
Specs: 1.3L 4 cyl. 5 spd.
Mileage: 253,627.0
Distance: 2,498
Time: 48.12.00
Fuel Consumption: 65.2 Gallons (US)
Stops: 13
Average: 38.312 mpg
Assessment - 24 Hour Fitness (Santa Clarita) Review
24 Hour Fitness (Santa Clarita)
18645 Via Princessa
Santa Clarita, California, North America

Date: 240-273/4068
Genre: Athletic Club
Cost: $32/month (Negotiated: No Setup Fee $62)

Santa Clarita has a population of well over 150,000 individuals with the preponderance of culture in this middle-upper class community as habitually narcissistic as put on display by their incessant speeding to a red light. As newer athletic clubs are constructed catering to this volume, comfort and vanity, this approximately 7 year old inadequately premeditated gymnasium fails to even compete.

Housed in a measly 31,000 square feet facility -- a scant few becomes an encumbrance. Machines are clustered and chaotically assembled. The entranceway, cluttered with merchandise, is difficult to navigate, impeded by two or more passing individuals. Paradoxically, the staffing area of a far too numerous quantity of desks overwhelms a vicinity under-utilized.

Far worse are the locker rooms. Cumulated on tile only floors into a diminutive dining room sized area, walls criss-cross as obstructions. Benches are fixed to the floor leaving futile room to operate most lockers and amassing customers to the corners in unison. Showers are poorly kept -- one of seven nozzles function properly. Soap dispensers unstocked and disjointedly placed. Curtains torn or absent. Bathrooms are often latently cleaned - urinals are the most displeasing to approach.

Overwhelmed by discomfort, there are some attributes that allow this club suitability.

The spa, steam room and sauna in addition to the outdoor lap pool are often quite habitable regardless again of dimensions as an obstacle. The machines and free weights are frequently well maintained and practical.

Athletic clubs often necessitate some degree of compromise and while this business is tremendously inadequate in capacity and severally derisory in locker room quality, the receptive hours of operation and characteristics of the machinery yields tolerance.

-- just not mine.

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