Production - Elsewhere
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Elsewhere is going live! Live as interpreted as at some point in time in the progression of recording Elsewhere into a multimedia format, I will be provisionally alive and you, the viewer and/or consumer, will additionally be inhaling and exhaling giving reason to believe you to...are living. (Void in Nebraska) The first several episodes of Elsewhere are currently in production. Stay tuned.

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Assessment - LA Fitness (Colonial Drive East) Review
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LA Fitness (Colonial Drive East)
2999 East Colonial Drive
Orlando, Florida, North America
32803

Date: 282/4068
Genre: Athletic Club
Cost: $39/month (Negotiated: No Setup Fee)

Having parleyed several athletic clubs in numerous provinces in the last 12 years, this particular location handily grades high. Encompassing an immense floor space, this temperature regulated facility rarely gives the impression of being occupied. Machinery is seldom defective and the tepid lap pool and locker rooms are consistently unpolluted. Flaws are diminished to the absurd operating hours and even more preposterous cancellation policy requiring the postal mailing of a sheet of paper.

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Hiatus - But Not Really
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We are currently acclimating ourselves into our new environment and throughout this paltry evolution, we will be modifying several attributes contributed by this internet website. Stay tuned.
Default Browser Scripting - Google Chrome
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For the past 6 years, this internet site had been default scripted to the Microsoft Internet Explorer browser. As of print, we have converted our default scripting to the newer and more efficient Google Chrome (Beta) browser.

As a result of this alteration, some facets of scripting (CSS/HTML/Javascript) may appear incompatible within MSIE as it had previously within Mozilla Firefox, Macintosh Safari and Opera. Please continue to advise us of any errors that you may experience.

Link: Google Chrome (Beta)
Bug - Twitter
15:26.26 204-08 OTC
I have been informed by users of Safari, Firefox and Chrome that the Twitter 'box' on the right side of this page is overlapping the borders of the container. The issue has been recognized and is currently under analysis (CSS/HTML) and will be repaired shortly.

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