(2 of 9 - Part II) LockLight
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(1 of 9 - Part II) Card n' Arm Spokes Strap
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5+4 More Moist Dung-esk Inventions
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On the heels of our 6 bulls#&t gadgets in 6 days, our grey bog has usurped further unseen (presumably) inventions from allowances within the masses to which we will be releasing in our characteristically clever impingement on ad copy only with far less ménage à trois. Is that plural for plural coitus? Anywho, starting tomorrow or tomorrow's tomorrow, our first of five 9 will be available exclusively at tvmiller.com...you're already there. Stay tuned.

[Update] In the span of stupid (approx. 1.4 hours) we have added 4 more to the list bringing the total to 9. No sneak peaks lowercase jews!
Press Release: OHREC Project Announcement
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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

Contact:
DOC.TM [OHREC]
Postboks 4012
DK8900 Nuuk Greenland
ohrec@tvmiller.com

OHREC Project Announcement
As of 0300 today (344/4068) Project:Sphere has been reclassified under the entity O.H.R.E.C. [OHREC] All identifications regarding the former project title have been altered to suit. Few references to the preceding title may be present as incidental.

This document has received signatory response and has been authenticated by the Executive Director of Operations Tv Miller.

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