Practicum - Introduction (Course 1)
In an attempt to elucidate the mechanisms behind a more contemporary environment for our future, this course will examine the ethical architectures that surround us today. In a 3 day a week (5 days OT) curriculum, a subject currently blighting the public soapbox will be harvested, embittered and then ravaged for parts with a paradoxical and tangible discourse, leading us to a sense of resolve for a more cohesive and coherent inhabitation that may soundly apply to the 47Project. Sessions will begin on the following day. You are dismissed.
Operation Pond (Project 47)
Preliminary information can relieve details of the first stage of our Project 47 venture, inuring sailing solo across the Atlantic Ocean. Further details will be made available as they develop.

Plug - Da Vinci Artist Supply
-The following is an advert-is(e)-ment (eloquent) for DaVinci Artist Supply-

Manhattan ambiguously blows when it comes to non-fashion-themed creativity. Should you desire sporting goods, engineering (mechanical, electrical and/or hardware) supplies or even artistry apparati, you would be hard pressed to find an abundance of reputable dealers peddling their wares. It has become more frequent that to obtain even simplistic elements are tasking or improbable upon this non-dormental atoll...which heralds applause to DaVinci Artist Supply for being the sole provider of several molding and casting products utilized in our current venture - in addition to supplying various miscellaneous yet apparently vexing instruments in our previous electromagnetic microgravity experiment. We wholly advocate your patronage of this establishment located on 23rd and 21st below Midtown.

Link: DaVinci Artist Supply
Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus (Typesetting Edition)
-The following is a public service announcement-

Several updates to our general domain have been hindered by the homicidal Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus (MRSA) also recognized as the 'super-bug'. While we have accomplished the task of defeating this perilous disease thus validating our imperviousness to mortality, an admittance of ignorance to the conditions and symptoms of this infection inspires us to publicly service an announcement.

If you are an individual who inhabits various 'high-risk' environments, awareness of the symptoms are key. Our experience was deceptive in that we had come to believe that we had been overcome by a series of vicious spider bites. While we choose to retain our carnal hatred towards biting insects, the appearance of venomous wounds proved a faulty venture.

New York City is a vile and disgusting place and there are many like it, so we implore you to be conscious of the symptoms and conditions of a multitude of community acquired diseases beginning with this likely spider conceived bacterial infection.
Scythed Backpack
Walking through the witless streets of the blanched apple, one can't help find sentiment in the ancient apparati of war. Consider affixing scythes to your modes of transportation as to best preserve your sixty centimeters.

[Q: What?! A: Debasive procrastination update.]