In Development - Vending Melancholia Edition
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1. EyePhone Piece (v.2)
2. Plugtite (Molding)
3. FV3* (1X02 Principle, Merchandise and Website Design)
4. 'Morningside' Screenplay (7th Draft)
5. iCard (Printing)
6. Music Composition (Whyte Noyz - 'MST')
7. Project 47 (1.1R/A and OP.Pond)
8. Practicum (Course IV)
9. Stand Up Comedy
10. Children's Book "Son of a Bee" (1st Draft)

148 projects on stand-by
Updates - FV3*, EyePhone Piece and Receptacle Plate
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[UPDATE 04:33 333 070] Due to several variables including the inability for the 'center for the world' to provide for apparati of all measures of fabrication, the following schedule has been delayed until further notice.

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EyePhone Piece Released
FV3* 1X02 Principle Photography (Yonkers, NY US)

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FV3* 1X02 Principle Photography (Yonkers, NY US)

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Waste Receptacle Face Replacement Pattern
FV3* 1X02 Principle Photography (New York City, NY US)

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FV3* 1X02 Principle Photography (Brooklyn, NY US)
600,000 Anniversary
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For no other reason than by the sheer admiration of brilliance has our site-counter reached the momentous occasion of turning 600,000 hits old. I bow to your veneration.

[Google] 4.06% - Electric Tambourine
TVM Logo Draft
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We have spent the last few years diligently vying for a salubrious logo to encapsulate the Tv Miller brand and frequently trifled with failure. Today we are releasing an early draft of a version currently in development.

[Update 18.03 324 070] Less than 24 hours later and we already despise this attempt. Here is variable to the original premise, all likely to see a crestfallen demise. You are welcome to leave a comment in favor or in opposition of either of these designs. Opposition annotations require resolution input.
LG Rumor Touch VM510 (Virgin Mobile) Review
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Imagine for a moment that a multinational electronics company forged a product that heralded direction from user demands and carried that into a platform's discipline. I would imagine that a smartphone with that measure of bravado would rival all.

Elsewhile...LG is saving frying pan grease from the morning's bacon consumption.

Having had to replace the first LG Rumor Touch due to a faulty OS (ver. VM510PV5), causing calibration errors, media slot reading errors, multimedia playback errors, starting and stopping errors and error errors -- we delved into the current unit searching for appeasement. #fail. The updated OS (ver. VM510PV7) did little more than enlighten us to the truth that the majority of the phone is a sniveling counterpart to an attempt at smartphone-ary.

The OS, which uses terms like 'bubbles' for notifications (gay), idealizes that third world pre-teens are it's core consumer. An icon-less and limited menu leads you down paths of self destruction with useless or format functions near normalized functions. The calibration fails in that it demands you to follow their positions, not vice versa. The media player is apparently such a convoluted entity that no other actions can be performed, aside from the occasional reading only of a bubble...blech. It starts and stops more frequently and unexpectedly than a drunken public urination...and often during conversations or a drunken public urination. Speaking of streams, a failure to fully stream online content, leading to the dreaded 6% in what almost appears as a networked governor. And while I have been a fond consumer of Virgin Mobile for well over 5 years, the vacuous hole of applicable applications applicable of being installed is frustrating (save for for ex.).

The physical features are far from superb as the touch screen seems more apt to scratching than my stomach after gorging on fiberglass and without a true lockout function, the horizontal slide is the most challenging boundary to a thief or girlfriend (same thing).

Our perspective should be relatively clear, just don't. Virgin Mobile now offers such more appetizing roboty alternatives.