Spartan Race New York Results
Spartan Race
#11099 Miller, Tv
New York, NY
Age Group: MAll
Competitive Wave: Wave 1
Start: 05:59:32.8
Official Finish: 01:07:23.4
Overall: 33 of 258
Men: 28 of 170
MAll: 28

Results: http://www.j-chipusa.com/results.php...

I had a dream it would end this way...laying in a ditch covered in mud and grass, bleeding profusely. Little was I aware that no enemies stood over me but, race promoters. According to the Spartan Race officials, this was their most destructive course yet devised. Built into a ski slope, not one distance held level ground. Immediately you were confronted with a slope to the top that scavenged my subpar cross country training for salt. I find need to hail excuses such as the 3 hours of sleep following 6 hours of work the night before, the improper diet pre-race and inadequate gear, but the truth laid bare when combating grades like this that training was my Achilles'. However, for every distance lost on the hike, I gained on the obstacle. An array of jungle gym accessories were keen to my skill set of agility...sans for one. A Home Depot 5 gallon bucket, gravel and that god damned slope. There was no sweet spot to be found on that ascent. A worthy mention as well to the 36 meter uphill mud and barbed wire crawl followed by (two further ascents and) a downhill ice barbed wire crawl. 1 hour and 7 minutes later I was assaulted by 3 guards of the gates (see video) which now has me here clutching my side, not in agony but as humbled. Succinctly, a worthy contention for the competitive and those seeking mental merits. I come away with assertions to improve. [Photographs: Daniela Travaglini]


[Update] This following video best represents roughly 80% of the course (sans 5 to 7 obstacles and climbs) as run by Guinness record holder and winner Hobie Call (00:39:58.1). Tv Miller is alongside Hobie Call from 00:00:41 to 00:01:00. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aP90aKowP8

Spartan Race Live
Tomorrow, we are scheduled to compete in the 09:00EST "Elite" heat (#11099) of the Spartan Race in Tuxedo, New York. Prior to and following the event, we will be tweeting and twitpicing live. Follow us at twitter.com/TvMiller.

Spartan Sprint Race
Tuxedo, New York, N.A. 10987
09:00EST "Elite" Heat (#11099)
[Spartan Race] [GMaps]

In Development - Rutherford Alfred Pinefore Esquire Edition
Several features relative to #Project47 continue to be added to our website as we draw closer to our season premiere this Fall. We anticipate numerous alterations throughout the Summer. Subordinate and additional projects continue unabated notwithstanding a distinctive lull in activity due to preparations for Project 47. FV3* production is expected to return after 60 days with a release of the final series of episodes once per 20 days. Meanwhile...

1. Project 47 1X01 (Season Premiere)
2. FV3* Documentary 1X02 Production
3. FV3* Documentary 1X03, X04, X05 Pre-Production
4. Negotiations Short Film (Writing)
5. Whyte Noyz "Anthem" (Writing)
6. DIY Steadicam Build
7. Perrier "Commercial" (viz. FV3* 1X04)

Piracy and Democratic Dictatorship
As our examination of the human condition persists, we have derived several peremptory components to be applied to forthcoming projects.

The original tenet for Project 47 administered sincerity for humanity with provisions that cultures, regardless of their station in evolution, was apt to self-govern. At present, this has been dimensionally perceived to be false. The environmental conditions thusly applied require a more imperious engineering as a successive step. It is in this caveat that we have re-marked our venture:
"Piracy is a war-like act committed by non-state actors (private parties not affiliated with any government) against parties of a different nationality, or against vessels of their own nationality at sea, and especially acts of robbery and/or criminal violence [viz. at sea]. People who engage in these acts are called pirates. The term can include acts committed on land, in the air or in other major bodies of water." [en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piracy]

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Governance of a populace can be inundated by a republic, defying expeditious efficacy. Commonly enacted dictatorships tend to deliberate legislature without a plurality. It is believed that the both can subsist symmetrically in a democratic substrate. Project 47's intentions moving forward will be to exhume a distended republic and exercise singularity by way of majority legislation and propose to demonstrate this articulation in subsequent episodes.

Project 47 Episode Guide
We are without emotion to announce an initial 13 episodes of Project 47 have been ordered by Tv Miller Inc. The pilot episode is slated to premiere this fall exclusively at tvmiller.com.

305-071 (1-Nov 2011)
1X01 Project 47 "Pilot"

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