@VijeMiller · 1h
Hallmark Channel movie abridged: I'm lonely. I'm happy and getting married but I'm a cunt. I want people to be happy but I want them to break up. Repeat 10x. Maybe you shd. We do and no one suffers bcz every one is not poor.
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In The Meantime, Sandwich Recipe #4
As we fester here in this pre-#Project47 lunch break limbo, why not have a Tv's #4 sandwich on me; layered as described.

Sheepherder's Bread Slice
French's Yellow Mustard
Shredded Cheddar Cheese
Garlic Salt
Black Pepper
Turkey Ham Slices
Minced Garlic
Olive Oil
Sliced Cherry Tomatoes
Diced White Onion
Romaine Lettuce (Marinate in Orange Juice)
Shredded Parmesan Cheese
1000 Islands Dressing
Sheepherder's Bread Slice
Shower Valve (1)
The notion behind this shower valve concept are based on aesthetics for the male velocity enraged enthusiast and space efficiency. Nearly all have at least once, more commonly frequently, elbowed the jutting shower handle which either annoyed you, drastically altered the temperature or broke. Pay no mind to the detail, it's conceptual. [Engineering > Shower Valve (1)]
Brainwashing #1
We are temporarily (archetypal) initiating a new series here on tvmiller.com where we harken back to our original commentary series, but abridge it into a sole thought-of-the-day.

Episode #1 Environment Dictates?

Here's a bit of a quandary. Washington D.C., New York City and Chicago are perceived as representations of capitals of the United States of America and even deemed capitals of the world in a similar manner. There is, however, a slight burden with these environments representative of America.

(To note, Los Angeles has been excluded because the "entertainment capital of the world" denomination has done very little to entitle California to hold an overwhelming bearing on legislative matters, especially since Northern and Southern are so drastically divided fundamentally.)

The national demographic of the United States of America as of last year was:
64% White 16% Hispanic 13% Black 5% Asian

Washington D.C.
50% Black (+37) 30% White (-34) 9% Hispanic (-7) 4% Asian (-1)
New York City
33% White (-31) 29% Hispanic (+13) 23% Black (+10) 13% Asian (+8)
33% Black (+20) 32% White (-32) 28% Hispanic (+12) 6% Asian (+1)

How is it that the nation's most governing environments are polar opposites of the make up of the country itself? Another notion can be proposed to contend a flaw in our fragmentation and sympathy for culture by reviewing the top 5 most dangerous cities in America demographically.

#5 Memphis
62% Black (+49) 29% White (-35) 5% Hispanic (-11) 1% Asian (-4)
#4 New Haven
43% White (-21) 37% Black (+24) 9% Hispanic (-7) 0% Asian (-5)
#3 St. Louis
49% Black (+36) 44% White (-20) 4% Hispanic (-15) 3% Asian (-2)
#2 Detroit
82% Black (+68) 10% White (-54) 7% Hispanic (-9) 0% Asian (-5)
#1 Flint
53% Black (+40) 41% White (-23) 3% Hispanic (-13) 0% Asian (-5)

Cultures are on their own accord to afford themselves better opportunities, the very element that gave whites evolutionary headway on this new continent. We should be willing to askew our unavailing emotions and observe reality, in that some cultures have demonstrated an inability (ref. Africa#Economy) to subsist under their own merit. This can further be demonstrated in the contrasting safest cities list.

#3 Honolulu
55% Asian (+39) 30% White (-34) 20% Black(?) (+7) 3% Hispanic (-13)
(?) 20% makes little sense in that the form also states 8% Pacific Islander.
Only 8%, on a Pacific island?
#2 Portland
79% White (+15) 9% Hispanic (-7) 8% Black (-5) 8% Asian (+3)
#1 Plano
78% White (+14) 10% Hispanic (-6) 10% Asian (+5) 5% Black (-8)

Call a spade a spade and be more functionally observant and acknowledge openly that a spade may be the very problem. The gamut of evolution is fair play. If oppression is your view of a catalyst, recognize that being oppressed is as well a failing. Comparatively, Jews hardly fell victim to such a hindered growth following emancipation (ref. Exodus and Canaan) or perhaps more relatively, the independance of America.

The environmental characteristics we live within today is a trend that has bled into our infrastructure and has now spoiled due to Caucasians being unchallenged. That however, is for another cleansing.
Intellectual Fish Kit
Feed someone and tomorrow they will starve.
Clothe someone and next season they will shiver.
The missing abstract from charity in the third world is the lack of the development of core fundamentals...you know, like how to subsist. Normally I would reason, let them wither away because clearly, after 400,000 years of human evolution, if you don't fucking get it by now, you're just an oxygen filter.

The alternative is taking keynotes from evolution and attempting to advance these cultures by utilizing the very basic apparatus of contemplation and communication. This is why we have brought back the Intellectual Fish Kit (#ifk).

The premise is simple, provide the tools for every individual to create and wisdom will pursue. Something as simple as a student preserving notes that he or she can look back upon to the complexity of a man in sub-Saharan Africa notating the gradient of a slope which leads to a hydration system, describing it to another who advances the idea, the notes preserved and dispersed, evolution befalling. All done by supplies we find littered in large bins at a Dollar Tree.
In due time, we will petition you to travel to your local bargain outlet and purchase these specific goods (1), package them as described (2), write a note of your name or merely a best wishes and then send them to a specific distribution hub (3) that will then apportion them to regions around the world that are in desperate need of human acumen. Then you will have the confidence in knowing that you ably lent a hand in not simply feeding or clothing a child but creating the means for an individual to survive on their own in the same merits that you do, wit.

Stay tuned for more on this project as it develops. If you would like to donate to this project so that we can expedite the creation of our distribution hub, please send a request to mvt@tvmiller.com.

Simple Text Captcha Form Javascript
Web developers come in two degrees, expert and someone who creates a jackball website because they have some resemblance of a life to apply it to. When this delusional idiot decides to do something complicated, he turns to the experts and finds out that they have no skill what-so-ever at lending primitive advice. This, is one of those fuck simple solutions to escape the need for understanding the physics behind a bowel movement.

After employing a simple query form without CAPTCHA, you've almost certainly received an assheap of spam from bots or real vaginal swabs of people sitting in a chair unable to perceive tit depth. Side note, you fuckers should die...and I mean that in a good way.

Searching the internet for a solution, you will come across several "easy to install" CAPTCHA scripts that end up requiring AJAX, PHP, PERL or something other language you only know in yes or no form. "It's just a simple fucking email form, why do I need a whole 'nother page to get this done," you wonder through spittle at your screen.

Here is the ridiculously simple alternative (ver. 1 of 2) to creating an extra level of deterrence to the spammer. The version below draws information from Date() and prints a frequently changing math equation that the form user simply solves and moves on. If they enter the wrong solution, a warning appears and until the answer is correct, they're fucked.

The second version (not posted due to bugs) utilizes a more complex random() algorithm that I just don't want to fuck with, but you get the idea. This one is just fine for creating an extra firewall between asshole and function. Enjoy and remember to name your first born after me...after I've died.

<script language="javascript" type="text/javascript">
function validateForm()
var d = new Date();
var x=document.forms["formname"]["security"].value
if (x != d.getUTCDate() + d.getUTCHours())
alert("Security Answer Failed");
return false;

<form name="formname" action="form.php" method="POST" onsubmit="return validateForm()">

<script type="text/javascript">
var d = new Date();
</script> + <script type="text/javascript">
var d = new Date();
</script> = <input type="text" size="1" name="security" onclick="this.value='';" value="?">

+ =