GeekOSystems Reviews Fleshlight iPad Holder Concept
GeekOSystem(.com of course) and Obvious Winner has posted our Fleshlight iPad (tablet) concept on it's main page(s) and left a that we agree with..? Regardlesslyness, all are welcome to this nether-region of wisdom and enjoy, won't you.

Special thanks to Tim Tebow's Jesus and Marky Mark's pencils.

The Daily What?
Twitter (?=fleshlight+ipad)
Jace Hall Show
VK Magazine (Netherlands)

Someone tell Obvious Winner and anyone else that we (as in us) have no affiliation what-so-ever with the accidentally credit-stealing @Fleshlightyet. Did you (those who link to it) even bother to notice there is no mention of this design and/or device. Jebus Herbert Christ! [Fixed]
Why Not? Steering Wheel Display (Speedometer)
Here's a quick, why not already? Most of your automotive gauges (speedometer, tachometer, et cetera) are viewed through an ever shrinking, frequently obscured steering wheel gap. In an age of orientating digital displays, why is there not a steering wheel gauge that rights itself as you maneuver the steering apparatus? Let's step on it (pun) Audi.

Engineering > Engineering Dump

Stencil Spray Box
We are currently employed on a side job that entails can paint spraying well over 900 individual 3" stencil numerals, which has proven to be quite tasking outdoors (ex. wind) and no less than on a raised vertical surface. Additionally, commonly purchased stencils are unforgiving in clearance boundaries, giving little means to efficient expedient processing. Thus, our concept, the Stencil Spray Box. More DIY than not, which is inadvertent. Further modifications would include scales for placement trajectory, a level and expandable guides for larger stencil allowances.
Truffle Taco Finale
You voted and we listened, especially since you voted for the selection we had already decided upon without you. Yesterday afternoon, we patroned a local New York City Indian themed Taco Bell and dined on presumably the first ever white truffle beef Soft Taco Supreme (no sour cream). As we dined on this Italian-exican delicacy, we took a moment to give thanks to all those who we squashed under-our-thumb this past year. From scorning a toll booth attendant to an impoverished homeless schlub with a cigar, each a lesser sophisticant than the likes of those who would venture to spend thousands of dollars for an uprooted fungus. Woe to those whose stomach do not now churn acids and mold, for you are but meager mentions of angst towards our beleaguered technological comforts. In all, it was four day old shaved Earth feces soiling a perfectly proper processed taco.
[Poll] Tuber Magnatum Fast Food Cuisine '071
We have recently obtained (gratis) 0.31 ounces (est. $94US) of Alba madonna, better known as the esteemed white truffle. This ectomycorrhizal fascist fungi is a prized delicacy around the world for, despite initially smelling like the foot of an obese Italian woman following hours of labor, it's intoxicant odor and inimitable palate. Due to it's exclusivity, white truffles are traded on a market during peak Fall seasons for exorbitant fares. [ex. 1 oz. $304.99US]

This is of course, idiotic...and subsequently where we come in. We need your assistance in deciding how best to enjoy this elitist ration. We have narrowed down our selections of finer cuisines to garnish to the McDonald's McDouble (no cheese) or the Taco Bell beef Soft Taco Supreme (no sour cream). You have 24 hours to vote before lunch. We will live tweet the results and dining experience tomorrow (14.30 325/071).

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