On the 34th anniversary of his birth, Tv will return to the ring and you can join us live, in more ways than one...Option #1
19:00 62/072 (7:30p 3-March)
Millennium Pro Wrestling
Slammin' Saturday Nights
2850 Lemon Drive
Simi Valley, California 93063
Tickets $10 [Buy Now]
Option #2
In partnership with USTREAM.tv (free), we will be streaming Tv's match live, exclusively here at tvmiller.com. No registration required.
Also expected to be in attendance is Tv's long time Executive Director of Public Relations, Mor and the salacious timberlanded one, Salacious Casey. Special guest appearance by some broad and Christopher G. Wiley. Stay tuned for more information on the only thing worth watching and the greatest thing since, Tv Slicèdbread.
[Update] In a huge development, MPW has signed Tv Slicèdbread to tag with one-time-friend and nemesis Furious George. Further details on this and more in the coming days. Stay tuned!
ref. mpwwrestling.com
Consumers will often utilize a purchased vacuum for several years and very few brands and even fewer models furnish distinctive electrical cord retention tools required to be built into the existing machine, leaving us with the all too familiar pile of cord to be held, re-bound or ran-over, which occasionally irreparably damages the cord and the expensive vacuum cleaner. The Vacuum Shuttle (1st draft below) is an attempt to save you from the headaches of this chore.
The unit is affixed to your existing vacuum by first hanging the upper portion to the electrical cord hook and then stretching the elastic strap to the lower hook. From the base, wrap the electrical cord around the spindle and feed the male end through the opening. The faceplate will spin when the release button is depressed and retract (wrapping it around the spindle) when the alternative button is pressed, allowing the tensioner to rewound. The Vacuum Shuttle will aide in preventing cord damage and will negate the need to hold the electrical cord as you vacuum, so that you may move chairs, end tables or use the FleshliPad with your free hand, shamelessly.
The unit is affixed to your existing vacuum by first hanging the upper portion to the electrical cord hook and then stretching the elastic strap to the lower hook. From the base, wrap the electrical cord around the spindle and feed the male end through the opening. The faceplate will spin when the release button is depressed and retract (wrapping it around the spindle) when the alternative button is pressed, allowing the tensioner to rewound. The Vacuum Shuttle will aide in preventing cord damage and will negate the need to hold the electrical cord as you vacuum, so that you may move chairs, end tables or use the FleshliPad with your free hand, shamelessly.
It should be noted that poverty strickens our ability to create. We are in fact hindered from developing some of the most innovative evolutionary devices in our contemporary era, thanks in large part to our own admitted shortcomings. This is why, as the plethora of global individuals peruse these fragments of sapience, we notate that we are, for sale and acknowledging all offers to extract us from the cold.;)
Last night at DCW's solid performance in Santa Clarita, California, N.A., there was a clandestine meeting (purportedly) between our Public Relations Director Mor and executives from numerous independent wrestling organizations throughout California, who discussed (presumably) the possible return of Tv to the squared triangular circle, ring. We will have more information on this in the coming days as negotiations are finalized. Stay tuned.
GeekOSystem(.com of course) and Obvious Winner has posted our Fleshlight iPad (tablet) concept on it's main page(s) and left a tvmiller.com-nameless-positive(?)-review that we agree with..? Regardlesslyness, all are welcome to this nether-region of wisdom and enjoy, won't you.
Special thanks to Tim Tebow's Jesus and Marky Mark's pencils.
[Update]
The Daily What?
Twitter (?=fleshlight+ipad)
Helablog
Jace Hall Show
VK Magazine (Netherlands)
[Update]
Someone tell Obvious Winner and anyone else that we (as in us) have no affiliation what-so-ever with the accidentally credit-stealing @Fleshlightyet. Did you (those who link to it) even bother to notice there is no mention of this design and/or device. Jebus Herbert Christ! [Fixed]
Special thanks to Tim Tebow's Jesus and Marky Mark's pencils.
[Update]
The Daily What?
Twitter (?=fleshlight+ipad)
Helablog
Jace Hall Show
VK Magazine (Netherlands)
[Update]
Someone tell Obvious Winner and anyone else that we (as in us) have no affiliation what-so-ever with the accidentally credit-stealing @Fleshlightyet. Did you (those who link to it) even bother to notice there is no mention of this design and/or device. Jebus Herbert Christ! [Fixed]
