Those Guys MPW Appearance Postponed
Due to circumstances outside of rational control, our scheduled appearance on the upcoming Millennium Pro Wrestling event on 62\072 (3-March) has been postponed. A substitution date is currently unavailable at time of publication.

[Update] Those Guys have been confirmed for MPW's 20-97 (7-April) event.

Regardlessingly, if you are a professional wrestling connoisseur and in the Southern California area, it would behoove you to join the masses as they assemble for this stellar event.

days until 19:00 PST 62\072 (7pm 3-March)
Millennium Pro Wrestling
2850 Lemon Drive
Simi Valley, California 93063
GMaps | Tickets

On an entirely unrelatable note that in no way, shape or form has everyanything to do with the above cancellation, I would like to trifly suggest that New York City drown in the odorous urine that stains every angular surface it inhabits. #westside

Those Guys Merchandise (Coming Soon)
Look for Those Guys merchandise to be flying off the shelves (then being noticed by the owner, violently thrown out and used as sanitary wipes by the homeless) soon. In the meantime, remember to disregard any religious vices on the 62nd (3-March) as Those Guys debut at Millennium Pro Wrestling in Simi Valley, California. Stay tuned for more information on how you can watch live from wherever you are around the world, excluding Saskatoon, Saskatchewan.

Special grievances to resident artist and aspiring pornography mustache collector Christopher George Wiley for illustrations.

Toilet (1) Draft
In engineering, there are but few objects that are the holy grail of design. So imagine if you will; 7 billion people, 7 billion moist piles of shečt. Everybody poops and in the civilized world, this defecating of defecation is done squared over a porcelain mecca.

But, it's wrong!

The contemporary Western seated posture we are all too familiar with is biologically more dangerous than squatting, as Nature has mitigated by the evolution of the hominid from ape to man. Add to this my personalized engineering angst towards splash-back and generalized inefficiency and we arrive at a severally flaw contraption.

For years we have ventured and failed to evolve this brilliant device and unfortunately this is no different. While this draft is an attempt at the evolution of the idea, it does not answer all queries that are required for a solution. It does however beckon the notion of a happy median by accomplishing the following...

1. Lessened surface area for seating, giving the user a defined ergonomic backside posture coupled with a raised curved step to elevate the legs and allot some irregularity to lessen interest in procrastination.

2. Lessened interior surface area for minimizing resources and interior dynamics for advanced placement layering of feces for efficient controlled evacuation.

Meanwhile, lay off the aesthetics quips. I am attempting to dismiss Adobe Flash and elucidate one's self with Google Sketchup. *whimper*...there doesn't happen to be anyone with any inkling of the ability to CAD who would like to collaborate, would there? Eh?

Engineering > Toilet (1)

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