The cache of womanly g-spot vibrators at your local tanned hidery are often on the ball (puntown, pop. you) though not much for fulfilling the third dynamic of rhythmic penetration and/or seamless friction. The solution, turn that sum-bitch sideways and stick it up your candy a--well, vagina. This adjustable spiral dildo nicknamed "Kei" (#keildo) adapts to you first. With the AOA and distance adjustable by a flexible inner shaft (puntacular) the dildonic device is inserted as you would a screw (punis anyone?). The domed tip applies pressure to the Gräfenberg spot as the looped surface nudges the clitoris honeypot. Once activated, two individual vibratory servos pulsate the tip and bow. The exuberant cumsumer may then torsion the apparatus using the flanged ergonomic handle, allowing for distribution of the inner vibrating tip, curved clitoral stimulator, feathered edge and fluent penetration. Now, if only we had the funding for a laboratory, a Thing-O-Matic and bait...er, qualified intern. [Engineering > Kei Dildo]

The (our) male alternative to be soon distributed by Fleshlight Inc. is as always displayed on our FleshliPad and Fleshldroid page within the Engineering menu. Shameless plug secured.
In Development - Rook to Queen Bishop 3 or Lax Additive Edition
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It should be noted that following every In Development is an approximation of projects that are delayed due to circumstances often relative to cost and apparati. These dormant projects range from the novel to monolithic and should an entrepreneur deem a gesture of investment apt, it would come with great reward. A nudge is as good as a wink to a blind bat aye?
Now on to our present pliable perplextions...

1. Project 47 S1E1 (Pre-Production)
2. Tv Podcast Podcast S1E1 (Production)
3. Professional Wrestling (Those Guys @ MPW 20\97\072)
4. Rūf (Draft)
5. Nincompoopie (Pre-Production)
6. Whyte Noyz - Whyte Slavoury (Lyrics)
7. Tv Chess Set #1 (Draft)
8. "Phaedra" Female Vibrator Concept (Draft)
9. FV3* Episode II (Production)

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Star Wars Emperor Hand Shower Head
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Bathe in the dark side.


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America Flag Poll (Eh?!)
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The modernization of America is inaugurated by razing the trivial elements of our past. Symbolism aides those of faith through such turbulence which is why a definitive emblem differentiating the two should be wrought.


[Update] Several have sought a traditional meaning to this interpretation, so allow me to fabrica...er, expound. It is our belief that a culture is a collaborative legion of one, not fragmented into boundaried ideologies. A single star, lending it's light down upon the Earth, the mono-governing body of a pure democratic cultivation, of one mind (-majority). Solitary stripes, a woven union. The colors, true to the Nation's doctrine as belayed by Charles Thomson. It is a merciful epitaph and an auspicious token.

na·tion n. /ˈnāSHən/ 1. A large aggregate of people united by common descent, history, culture, or language, inhabiting a particular country or territory [ref. goo.gl/NsYx6]
Project 47 S1E1 Status
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