Those Guys and BPW Shenanigans 119/072 (28-Apr)
A hushed silence came over the crowd, we're certain having nothing to do with the ten bell salute moments prior but rather for the arrival of the pontiffs of Battleground Pro Wrestling. Instead, what would later be proven to be an Emmy Award winning pants-putting-oning performance, an unreadied-half-dressed Tv hurried to the ring with unfellow Those Guys guy Furious George in ashamed tow. As Tv courageously struggled to cloth himself according to an oddly boisterous small child "embarrassing"-ly, Those Guys informed the BPW not-yet-drunken audience that they, had taken over...and their first order of business was backpedaling a several month old decision by Commissioner and crushed dixie cup Dan E. Ramirez to ban the Suburban Commandos' tag team finisher, "Something Nasty". Those Guys then settled in near ringside to ensure Lennie Brisco.

As the night wore on, Those Guys and a mysterious masked acquaintance dealt out consequences for any #shenanigans by competitors including demanding title shots and more rum in this Coke [ex.]

In conclusion and in spite of brass' authority to authorize Those Guys' authoritiness, Commissioner and broken golf tee Dan E. Ramirez and the Brothers Darevkos surprised Sam Knight by revealing their mystery guest as his tag team partner, a concussed and delusional Sean Black. Despite Those Guys' demand for some decorum, the Brothers Dippindotsco abandoned Sean Black and said some things in Russian that were either curses or borscht recipes to Those Guys as they evacuated the building. Having spoken with Those Guys this morning over a difficult Egg McMuffin, I can promise you that in twenty-ish days, they will be disgusted with tolerating the Brothers Mooseandsquirrelcos.

Those Guys Entrance Themes
1. Mr. Belvedere
2. Christina Aguilera "Genie in the Bottle"
3. Baywatch
4. TBA at MPW (133/072)
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Those Guys - BPW, MPW and WWE(F)
Battleground Pro Wrestling
Tomorrow night, Those Guys return to the squared circle that remains a square despite being labelled both which seems like an effort to meta something that is already particularly commandeer BPW and they have their eyes set on reigning in The Bro's Darevkos and Commissioner and parking-lot-speed-bump Dan Eileen Ramirez. Free punch and cake. []

Millennium Pro Wrestling
Fourteen days later, Those Guys join The Spectre and Hellkid (Team Hellkid) to take on Crayz, Frankie D, Hed Zeppelin, and Fern Owens (Team Vandal) in the Zoogz Rift Eight-Man-Tag-Elimination Hyphen Tournament. Last man standing earns a title shot at the MPW Championship. We have been assured that Furious George will with certainty be generous enough to step aside when Tv's moment has arose. This just in, the previous statement was neither true nor remotely accurate. []

[Update] As we recovered from a neurotic breakdown involving cat calls to imaginary transgendered entertaining with spoken word, we caught the slight as well, so unbunch the ties of pants. As soon as it is reported by MPW executives, you'll read it here secondly first.

[Update] The executives have spoken, so be-ith. Apparently, following the defeat of one team or the other, the remaining contestants (at this point) will turn upon one another until a remaining victor is, um, victorious. We'll be releasing crib notes on this later in the week.

World Wrestling Entertainment Federation
It is my understanding that they are still airing television programs with an overvalued lead. Note to Sean Waltman (sigh), Those Guys are grossly more equipped to behest amusement from an audience and/or people...hypothetically speaking. []
BPW Pharaohs, Those Guys
BPW has released the card for Spring Breakdown and while brass took the hint from Those Guys, Commissioner Dan Ellen Ramirez took it upon himself to add his own slant...while a slant from him would be about as high wheel chair ramp, it's enough to skew the favor for The Brothers Drinkcupcos.

This morning over an exorbitantly low priced Del Taco venti, non-fat, no foam, no water, six pump, extra hot, Chai tea latte, fellow Those Guy Furious George and other fellow Those Guy Tv Miller discussed these turn of events and whilst considering rather ear gagging the Lana Del Taco SNL repeat instead, they agreed that BPW doesn't need a consultant, they need an enforcer. In a few days, spay or neuter yours pets because Those Guys are taking over.
Air Hockey Table
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