Those Guys Sandbox
Following the Those Guys pharaohic announcement that rivals Mikey O'Shea and Extreme Loco would have to tag together against BPW Tag Team Champions, the Suburban Commandos, Extreme Loco responded from 1998 with a cathartic refusal. Those Guys reresponded when Furious took Tv to the park as reward for getting a good grade in arithmetic.


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Why Not? II - Square Toilet Seat
The next time you look down upon your toilet, ponder who's anus is that immense that it inspired this archaic design? I dare say even Rosie O'Donnell's is not as cavernous.

Recently we demonstrated a healthy alternative to our existing throne however, one would argue that with millions of porcelain bowls mounted the world over, perhaps an initial notion is asking, why are these shapes so inefficient?

At this very moment, run your finger across your anus. It's the size of a novelty button. Your urethra, whether an inside out or outside in version, is just mere inches north and yet the average toilet seat aperture diameter is nearly 8 inches across.

Enter a public restroom and a prerequisite faced is sanitation. A toilet napkin is oddly shaped and often times useless. When unavailable, you're sequestered to layering strips of toilet paper in an octagonal pattern. Either is wasteful and inefficient.

So, why not a square toilet seat? In public, two direct strips complete the task or a toilet seat cover designed with less excess. At home, the sheer dynamic discourages a seat down male urinationist.

Perhaps comfort is then your quandary? How many circular chairs have you sat upon today? None?! Exactly. Immediately cease thinking for yourself because you have performed poorly and instead, allow me to ask, why not?


[ref. Engineering > Engineering Dump]
Those Guys - MPW (133/072) Who's To Blame?
Hellkid...Hellkid is to blame. Since being cut off by Furious George week in and week in two, Tv asked the fans to vote on Those Guys' next entrance theme. Unfortunately, now number one contender Hellkid presumed Team Hellkid had no need for such #shenanigans. Pft, what does he know...pft. Regardlesslyness, rugged sex symbols Those Guys unreadily came to the ring at Millennium Pro Wrestling in Simi Valley to a tremendous uproar.

After dominating Team Vandal, Those Guys guy Furious George was exhumed from the ring and heinously attacked by members of the Architects of Anarchy including even by means of the now infamous lollipop'ing incident that left an unconscious and bloodied Furious stumbling into the back having absolutely nothing to do with a moonsault from the top to the outside by Tv. Not in any shape, way or form...besides, say that it did. What, are ginger skulls filled with marmalade and wrapped with cellophane?!

This accumulation of shenanigans led to Those Guys, Crayz and Frankie D to be disqualified from the Zoogz Rift Eight Man Tag Elimination and Potato Salad Match. Rumor has it that MPW will give Those Guys a chance at corn syrupy redemption on 30-June when MPW returns to Simi Valley. Stay tuned.