Are you a repulsive rag who's corrupted your meager existence and those around you by being a nerveless pansy? I can tell, seeing as you likely obtained that tracheotomy by doing what simple camping taught you was unhealthy, not inhaling smoke. Now you're frightening the children with your supplemental orifice and robotic discourse, so let's spruce up your decayed visage with a DIY tracheotomy flower pot.

Visit your local flower shop, purchase an aqua tube and sever the end, then treat your cancerous throat like the inside of a VW Beetle. Furthermore, when you have finally succumbed to your inbred stupidity, the in-coffin flower arrangement could be exquisite.

Engineering > Engineering Dump

The frequency at which we now observe our society's edicts allots us the means to analyze many facets of governance. What we quickly discern are the catalysts of law smoldering under a pile of redirect. One of Project 47's many objectives is untangling these cursives for a more proficient and biologically fundamental reign. Once a day, if able, as we peruse the daily register of news articles, we will offer our brief insight to be cataloged for prospective reference. These observations will be refreshed solely on the Plenarium page and not here on our index.

Miscellaneous > Plenarium

The following contains a selection of the following.
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1. Project 47 > S1E01 (Pre-Production)
2. Tv Podcast Podcast (Pre-Production)
3. Professional Wrestling > Those Guys (MPW 182/072)
4. Short Film > Architects of Anarchy (Production)
5. Engineering > Portable Fleshlight
6. Engineering > "Peak" Roller Coaster
7. Engineering > "Untitled" Log Flume
8. Google Chrome Orbital Clock Extension 6.5.4.3(0)
9. Project 47 > Plenarium

Titles of projects have always perplexed us and following the FleshliPad "incident", it is especially difficult to comprise an applicable nonclementure, unless overstating the obvious. This is our third of apparently an eventual fourth sex toy, once again for the ladies, that we have blatantly titled, Finger Ball Vibrator. Venture a guess as to it's application? [Dimensions: 1.5" diameter / 0.7" aperture]

Engineering > Finger Ball Vibrator

Special thanks to Christopher Wiley and Brett Walters