Google Chrome Orbital Clock Extension Update - Colorly
An updated version ( of the Google Chrome Orbital Clock Extension is now available, which features all-new icon (badge) color alerts.

Not yet an installee? Go James Holmes coo-coo-bananas with realtime tangible science and install the Google Chrome Orbital Clock Extension this millisecond.

[Update] 218/072 - Discovered a cache of errors and have deactivated several of the color alerts while leaving numerous non-localized alerts in tact.
We Call B/S - NYC Metropolitan Transit Authority's Malapropic "Screw You"
day (dā) n.
1. The period of light between dawn and nightfall;
the interval from sunrise to sunset.
2. A division of time equal to 24 hours and representing
the average length of the period during which the
earth makes one rotation on its axis.

7-Day Unlimited Pass
Cost: $29, reduced fare $14.50
Good for unlimited subway and local bus rides until midnight,
7 days from day of first use.

A brief demonstration of one of the many of the
New York City Metropolitan Transit Authority's (MTA) deceits.
$29.00  (7 days  24 hours) = $0.17 per hour
Purchased: 00:01 1/1/2012 | 12:00 1/1/2012 | 23:59 1/1/2012
Expires: 00:00 1/8/2012
Difference: 00.06 ($0.01) | 12.00 ($2.04) | 23.94 ($4.07)
[Conclusion] The marketed term day is pliable solely in favor of the Metropolitan Transit Authority. To comply with the implied definition, the consumer must purchase the unlimited Metrocard one second after midnight.
FleshGrip Concept
"I'm leaving for the weekend to Boston on business and packing my enormous (10") Fleshlight in my carry-on is awkward. What can I do?" asks the overweight fugly businessman I just theorized.

Potentially, the team behind Fleshlight may have your portable solution! FleshGrip. Comprised of the same seductive materials and textures, imagine a Fleshlight unraveled into your hand. A molded layer of Fleshlight material is glued using a silicone adhesive to a poly-wool-nylon glove with a synthetic inner lining, becoming a portable, machine washable and intimate moan away from moan. Simple enough?

Here is some irony. Steve Shubin, CEO of Fleshlight Inc. abandoned the FleshGrip trademark roughly 60 days ago. Should they find interest in this more portable concept, though why I would pitch this is beyond me, they would already have a head start (pun, count it). A tight grip on things? Yep, that's the one.

To note, contoured elements around the inner thumb, dorsal web and index finger vaguely implied on the FleshGrip would allow for smooth and stimulated reentry of the distal end of the penis. The Palmar edge allows the manufacturers to continue the personalized star branding.

Back off on commenting on the lack of texture detail. My graphic design dexterity is on par with my giving a shit proficiency. Concept means 'use your brain'.

Engineering > FleshliPad, FleshlDroid and FleshGrip
Cubed Draft Disposed
Those Guys in Casual Dining