FleshTravelLight Concept
And, yet a-friggin-gain! Abridged...the Fleshlight is just too damn big and often leaves travelers, who's wives and girlfriends would prefer their self-pleasurizations rather than extracurricular activities, unable to supplement their wardrobe. No longer, we say with an arm raised high!

Fleshlight could conceivably take any popular textured sleeve, unravel a length around a flexible tubing and sell the FleshTravelLight.

Simply release and remove the tension clip and re-ravel the spiral to lay flat for less obtrusive storage. Whilst sitting in your hotel room perusing an episode of Community and suddenly a bewitching Alison Brie enrandifies your mood, rewound the spiral, secure the tension clip and hand it over to Nature. Available in taupe?
Hands Free Faucet Addition Concept
Just wiped your soiled anus with a thin sheet of paper?
Sure, feel free to touch the faucet.
This is humanity's every day nescient dilemma.
Enough already.

Consider this easy to install and energy saving hands free faucet addition to augment your existing bathroom faucet (because she ruthlessly adores that hideous $170 Kohler fixture).

How easy to install? Situate the foot pad below the existing cabinet flush and secure with (4) screws. Feed the actuator cable through a pre-drilled 1/4" hole in the base of the cabinet into the foot pad. Feed the other end into the stepper valve and secure. Attach supply lines from existing stop valves to the stepper valve and to the faucet lines. Done.

Now simply adjust the faucet valves to your preferred temperature and even displace the handles to suit an angled visual preference. Depress the foot pad and enjoy non-battery limited and hygienic hands free bathing. (MSRP $50)


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Hydropaganism
Plants can communicate.
My vegetarians and vegans acquaintances, you are savage murderers!
Find salvation in a nutrient rich hydroponic lifestyle with Hydropaganism.
Spare just one more innocent cabbage's life by purchasing several cases of nutrient specific water before Nature passes judgement.


$29.95/case (10) [Buy Now]