The Musician Quality Index or MQI aides in identifying the perceptible talent of a musician via lyrical linguistic repetition ratios. By analyzing the variable number of redundant phrases comparable to the base number defined by the Rolling Stones polled number one greatest song "Like A Rolling Stone" by Bob Dylan, we can determine by point gradient the fecklessness of the minstrel.

PH = Phrases
R = Repetitions
MQI = Higher % equates to Higher Quality

Like A Rolling Stone by Bob Dylan
PH 68 R 25 MQI 63.3%

Once upon a time you dressed so fine
Threw the bums a dime in your prime, didn't you?
People call say 'beware doll, you're bound to fall'
You thought they were all kidding you
You used to laugh about
Everybody that was hanging out
Now you don't talk so loud
Now you don't seem so proud
About having to be scrounging your next meal

How does it feel, how does it feel?
To be on your own
Like a complete unknown, like a rolling stone

Ahh you've gone to the finest schools, alright Miss Lonely
But you know you only used to get juiced in it
Nobody's ever taught you how to live out on the street
And now you're gonna have to get used to it
You say you never compromise
With the mystery tramp, but now you realize
He's not selling any alibis
As you stare into the vacuum of his eyes
And say do you want to make a deal?

How does it feel, how does it feel?
To be on your own, with no direction home
A complete unknown, like a rolling stone

Ah you never turned around to see the frowns
On the jugglers and the clowns when they all did tricks for you
You never understood that it ain't no good
You shouldn't let other people get your kicks for you
You used to ride on a chrome horse with your diplomat
Who carried on his shoulder a Siamese cat
Ain't it hard when you discovered that
He really wasn't where it's at
After he took from you everything he could steal 

How does it feel, how does it feel?
To have on your own, with no direction home
Like a complete unknown, like a rolling stone

Ahh princess on a steeple and all the pretty people
They're all drinking, thinking that they've got it made
Exchanging all precious gifts
But you better take your diamond ring, you better pawn it babe
You used to be so amused
At Napoleon in rags and the language that he used
Go to him now, he calls you, you can't refuse
When you ain't got nothing, you got nothing to lose
You're invisible now, you've got no secrets to conceal

How does it feel, ah how does it feel?
To be on your own, with no direction home
Like a complete unknown, like a rolling stone

Diamonds by Rihanna
PH 71 R 62 MQI 12.7%

Shine bright like a diamond
Shine bright like a diamond

Find light in the beautiful sea
I choose to be happy
You and I, you and I
We’re like diamonds in the sky

You’re a shooting star I see
A vision of ecstasy
When you hold me, I’m alive
We’re like diamonds in the sky

I knew that we’d become one right away
Oh, right away
At first sight I felt the energy of sun rays
I saw the life inside your eyes

So shine bright tonight, you and I
We’re beautiful like diamonds in the sky
Eye to eye, so alive
We’re beautiful like diamonds in the sky

Shine bright like a diamond
Shine bright like a diamond
Shine bright like a diamond
We’re beautiful like diamonds in the sky

Shine bright like a diamond
Shine bright like a diamond
Shine bright like a diamond
We’re beautiful like diamonds in the sky

Palms rise to the universe
As we moonshine and molly
Feel the warmth, we’ll never die
We’re like diamonds in the sky

You’re a shooting star I see
A vision of ecstasy
When you hold me, I’m alive
We’re like diamonds in the sky

At first sight I felt the energy of sun rays
I saw the life inside your eyes

So shine bright tonight, you and I
We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky
Eye to eye, so alive
We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky

Shine bright like a diamond
Shine bright like a diamond
Shine bright like a diamond
We’re beautiful like diamonds in the sky

Shine bright like a diamond
Shine bright like a diamond
Shine bright like a diamond
We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky

Shine bright like a diamond
Shine bright like a diamond
Shine bright like a diamond

So shine bright tonight, you and I
We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky
Eye to eye, so alive
We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky

Shine bright like a diamond
Shine bright like a diamond
Shine bright like a diamond
Oh, yeah
Shine bright like a diamond
Shine bright like a diamond
Shine bright like a diamond
Shine bright like a diamond

Crash Into Me by Dave Matthews Band
PH 52 R 21 MQI 59.7%

You've got your ball
you've got your chain
tied to me tight tie me up again
who's got their claws
in you my friend
Into your heart I'll beat again
Sweet like candy to my soul
Sweet you rock
and sweet you roll
Lost for you I'm so lost for you 

You come crash into me
And I come into you
I come into you
In a boys dream
In a boys dream

Touch your lips just so I know
In your eyes, love, it glows so
I'm bare boned and crazy for you
When you come crash
into me, baby
And I come into you
In a boys dream
In a boys dream

If I've gone overboard
Then I'm begging you
to forgive me
in my haste
When I'm holding you so girl
close to me

Oh and you come crash
into me, baby
And I come into you
Hike up your skirt a little more
and show the world to me
Hike up your skirt a little more
and show your world to me
In a boys dream.. In a boys dream

Oh I watch you there
through the window
And I stare at you
You wear nothing but you
wear it so well
tied up and twisted
the way I'd like to be
For you, for me, come crash 
into me

Gone For A While by Kathrine Becker (Suzy Sellout)
PH 42 R 3 MQI 93.9%

I saw you watching
her move her body
I saw you waving
your options over me
It was a moment in time that likes of the mind to think you could do better
Well if I have been waiting for wanting then I'm only stopping you now
so go go go get her

You could find a brighter girl
with brighter eyes
Full of life aspiring
and she'll have perfect timing
You could find a girl with more shame
who does a better job of give and take
A girl, kind of girl that makes you laugh out loud
Who's opinions are never out of style
Even if he's gone for a while

And if she asked you
what you have found in me
I got nice cha-chas
I only mention that you would answer truly, truly
Its such a slight but I can't make light how you()
Well isn't natural like to belittle the things that I can't talk for you
Me and my cha-chas

We could find a rounder boy
with rounder eyes
Full of happy endings
but I got to stop pretending
That I could find a boy with more grace
who does a better job looking at my face
The kind of boy who makes me laugh out loud
Who's opinions are never out of style
Even if I'm gone for a while

Well you could find a darker girl
with darker eyes
Full of a will unsinking
but I can't had an out fit an ink
If I could only sing the songs of your heart
and be a better girl than I was at the start of us
You want a girl you knew you could trust
the thought if I could make my eyes shine brightly enough
You know I never meant when I said good bye
Even if I'm gone for a while

1.5 oz Red Vines Infused Cruzan Light Rum
1.0 oz Cointreau
0.5 oz Agave
0.5 oz Simple Syrup
2.0 oz Lime Juice
Splash Lemon Juice
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