TVShow S01E10 Introduction to Jacob


Far longer than was anticipated -- even with the occasional stuttering edit, how ever, this is science, people; various incarnations of God would greatly disapprove and I was just born bad. Hail our dip shit digital over lords.

Written, Directed and ITed by TVMiller
Guest Starring Jacob
Filmed on Campbell Soup-o-Vision and Droid Razr
TVShow S01E09 Prong Saver



Written, Directed and Squelched by TVMiller
Filmed Through Malaise and Droid Razr

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Dr. Jack and Mr. O'Lantern



While carving a pleasant little pumpkin for the children to find glee and adulation, I accidentally swallowed a pumpkin seed. Laced with Nature's poison, I succumbed to it's decay as neurons tangled, my skin tensed, my blood boiled, I changed. I awoke much later to find this wretched thing before me, unaware of how I built it or why. I am cursed...or...

A rushed build for All Hallows Eve which left improvements like a more generous smoke tray, refined blower, water pump, ambient sound and FLAMES, aborted.

// Dr. Jack Mr. O'Lantern
// TVMiller

#include <Servo.h>
Servo jack;
Servo pour;

const int red = 4;
const int blue = 5;
const int fan = 2;

const int sensor = A0;
// Trigger Distance in CM
const int dist = 90;

void setup() {
jack.attach(7);
jack.write(0);
pour.attach(3);
pour.write(10);

pinMode(red, OUTPUT);
pinMode(blue, OUTPUT);
pinMode(fan, OUTPUT);

Serial.begin(9600);

digitalWrite(red, HIGH);
digitalWrite(blue, LOW);
delay(2500);
digitalWrite(red, LOW);
digitalWrite(blue, HIGH);
delay(2500);
}

void loop() {

jack.write(0);
pour.write(10);
digitalWrite(red, HIGH);
digitalWrite(blue, LOW);
digitalWrite(fan, LOW);
delay(20);
digitalWrite(red, LOW);
delay(40);
digitalWrite(red, HIGH);

long prox, proxcm;
pinMode(sensor, OUTPUT);
digitalWrite(sensor, HIGH);
delayMicroseconds(6);
digitalWrite(sensor, LOW);
pinMode(sensor, INPUT);
prox = pulseIn(sensor, HIGH);
proxcm = mtc(prox);
Serial.println(proxcm);

if (proxcm < dist) {
digitalWrite(red, LOW);
pour.write(75);
jack.write(130);
delay(100);
digitalWrite(fan, HIGH);
delay(2000);
digitalWrite(blue, HIGH);
delay(10000);
}

delay(100);
}

long mtc(long ms) {
return ms / 29 / 2;
}

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TVShow S01E08 McDuff


On a silent film kick; Chaplin reigns supreme.
Side note, I would not be caught kidnapped, raped and dead in a Lincoln MKAny thing

Written, Directed and Duffed by TVMiller
Guest Starring Maximus the Dog
Filmed Through Cellophane, Bat Guano and Droid Razr