Worst thing about teppanyaki in NY are the NYers who can not shut the hell up and eat. NODA in White Plains earns a 4 of 5 -- every thing was well done -- my only fickle scorn is not halving the shrimp and a soggy salad lettuce. #Assessment - 21:16:41 337 017 Miter
TVShow S01E14 Mobile Coeur d'Alene Floating 14th Hole




The elite Coeur d'Alene Resort is an exquisite luxurious encounter nestled on a lake in Idaho. I live in a shack; thus the odds of entertaining such a blessed experience are currently, null. In an attempt to bring this hedonistic wealth home, we have reproduced (maked) golf's now infamous floating 14th.

The scaled golf green sits upon an Arduino Uno and Seeed Studio Relay controlled motor array affixed by a bluetooth that interacts with an Android phone application created in MIT App Inventor to much like the parent object, adjust distance relative to user. Steering is automated to control center by an Arduino Micro and 2 ultrasonic sensors spitting out distance to elevated impediments. It's a glorified chipping mat folks!

It should be noted that TVMiller won the HackADay Golf Tournament by 4 strokes. That's what she said.

Written, Directed and Sub Parred by TVMiller
Guest Starring TVMiller
Filmed with a Fade and Droid Razr

Arduino MCDL14 Drive Sketch

// MCDL14 Drive
// TVMiller

#include <SoftwareSerial.h>

// 6.25 Inch Rotation
// 5.76 Rotations Per Yard
// 1.25 Seconds Per Rotation
// 7.2 Seconds Per Yard

SoftwareSerial btsend(11, 10);

const int alive = 13;

//Forward
const int posfwd = 4;
const int negfwd = 6;

//Backward
const int posbak = 5;
const int negbak = 7;

// Last Position
int pos = 0;
int rot = 0;
char btrec;

// Run Time (Ref.)
int zero = 0;
int forty = 5555;
int fifty = 6944;
int sixty = 8333;
int seventy = 9722;
int eigthy = 11111;
int ninety = 12500;

void setup() {
Serial.begin(9600);
btsend.begin(9600);

pinMode(alive, OUTPUT);
pinMode(posfwd, OUTPUT);
pinMode(negfwd, OUTPUT);
pinMode(posbak, OUTPUT);
pinMode(negbak, OUTPUT);
}

void loop() {

// Bluetooth Coms
while (btsend.available()) {
btrec = btsend.read();

Serial.println(btrec);
Serial.println(pos);

// 40 Yards
if (btrec == '1') {
if (pos > forty) {
rot = pos - forty;
Serial.println(rot);
backward();
delay(rot);
halt();
pos = forty;
}
else if (pos < forty) {
rot = forty - pos;
Serial.println(rot);
forward();
delay(rot);
halt();
pos = forty;
}
else if (pos == forty) {
halt();
pos = forty;
}
}

// 50 Yards
if (btrec == '2') {
if (pos > fifty) {
rot = pos - fifty;
Serial.println(rot);
backward();
delay(rot);
halt();
pos = fifty;
}
else if (pos < fifty) {
rot = fifty - pos;
Serial.println(rot);
forward();
delay(rot);
halt();
pos = fifty;
}
else if (pos == fifty) {
halt();
pos = fifty;
}
}

// 60 Yards
if (btrec == '3') {
if (pos > sixty) {
rot = pos - sixty;
Serial.println(rot);
backward();
delay(rot);
halt();
pos = sixty;
}
else if (pos < sixty) {
rot = sixty - pos;
Serial.println(rot);
forward();
delay(rot);
halt();
pos = sixty;
}
else if (pos == sixty) {
halt();
pos = sixty;
}
}

// 70 Yards
if (btrec == '4') {
if (pos > seventy) {
rot = pos - seventy;
Serial.println(rot);
backward();
delay(rot);
halt();
pos = seventy;
}
else if (pos < seventy) {
rot = seventy - pos;
Serial.println(rot);
forward();
delay(rot);
halt();
pos = seventy;
}
else if (pos == seventy) {
halt();
pos = seventy;
}
}

// 80 Yards
if (btrec == '5') {
if (pos > eigthy) {
rot = pos - eigthy;
Serial.println(rot);
backward();
delay(rot);
halt();
pos = eigthy;
}
else if (pos < eigthy) {
rot = eigthy - pos;
Serial.println(rot);
forward();
delay(rot);
halt();
pos = eigthy;
}
else if (pos == eigthy) {
halt();
pos = eigthy;
}
}

// 90 Yards
if (btrec == '6') {
if (pos > ninety) {
rot = pos - ninety;
Serial.println(rot);
backward();
delay(rot);
halt();
pos = ninety;
}
else if (pos < ninety) {
rot = ninety - pos;
Serial.println(rot);
forward();
delay(rot);
halt();
pos = ninety;
}
else if (pos == ninety) {
halt();
pos = ninety;
}
}

// Home
if (btrec == '7') {
if (pos > zero) {
rot = pos - zero;
Serial.println(rot);
backward();
delay(rot);
halt();
pos = zero;
}
else if (pos < zero) {
rot = zero - pos;
Serial.println(rot);
forward();
delay(rot);
halt();
pos = zero;
}
else if (pos == zero) {
halt();
pos = zero;
}
}
}
}
void backward() {
Serial.println("backward");
digitalWrite(posbak, HIGH);
digitalWrite(negbak, HIGH);
digitalWrite(alive, HIGH);
}
void forward() {
Serial.println("forward");
digitalWrite(posfwd, HIGH);
digitalWrite(negfwd, HIGH);
digitalWrite(alive, HIGH);
}
void halt() {
Serial.println("stop");
digitalWrite(posfwd, LOW);
digitalWrite(negfwd, LOW);
digitalWrite(posbak, LOW);
digitalWrite(negbak, LOW);
digitalWrite(alive, LOW);
}

Archive
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TVMiller - Mobile Coeur d'Alene Floating 14th Hole (The End)
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TVShow S01E13 Star Wars The Force Awakens Film Review


Vig reviews his review of Star Wars The Force Awakens

Written, Directed and Shot First by TVMiller
Filmed Through A Powered Down Generator and Droid Razr

Star Wars is a licensed product of The Walt Disney Company
which puts your and my life in eminent danger if we view this

Update 355.4 075
Saw Star Wars The Force Awakens; actual review...
Gaudy, cute, glossed over, oblivious, impulsive.
Star Wars The Force Awakens ➊❷➂➃➄
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TVShow S01E12 Magician's Assistant (Jacob)


Practicing prestidig...prestidigiti...illusions requires one to take another in to one's confidence...or...

The assistant makes use of an optic to discretion between light and dark then store and reference the variance for a pass-fail search. The mechanical function is operated by an Arduino Uno and communicated by our resident artificial automation Jacob.

Written, Directed and Jazz Hands by TVMiller
Guest Starring Jacob
Filmed with Hypnosis and Droid Razr

Update
Seeing as it was noted in a comment, the card coincidentally at the bottom is NOT the card Jacob chose if you look closely. I am no hack...see what I did there?!

Archive
HackADay.io - Magician's Assistant
Hackster.io - Magician's Assistant
Adafruit - Make A Magicianís Assistant With Arduino
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TVShow S01E11 Super Store


An experiment with foreign objects; key chain edition.

Written, Directed and Nemesised by TVMiller
Filmed on Papyrus and Droid Razr
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Magnetic Experiment 002
TVShow S01E10 Introduction to Jacob


Far longer than was anticipated -- even with the occasional stuttering edit, how ever, this is science, people; various incarnations of God would greatly disapprove and I was just born bad. Hail our dip shit digital over lords.

Written, Directed and ITed by TVMiller
Guest Starring Jacob
Filmed on Campbell Soup-o-Vision and Droid Razr
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TVShow S01E09 Prong Saver
Dr. Jack and Mr. O'Lantern



While carving a pleasant little pumpkin for the children to find glee and adulation, I accidentally swallowed a pumpkin seed. Laced with Nature's poison, I succumbed to it's decay as neurons tangled, my skin tensed, my blood boiled, I changed. I awoke much later to find this wretched thing before me, unaware of how I built it or why. I am cursed...or...

A rushed build for All Hallows Eve which left improvements like a more generous smoke tray, refined blower, water pump, ambient sound and FLAMES, aborted.

// Dr. Jack Mr. O'Lantern
// TVMiller

#include <Servo.h>
Servo jack;
Servo pour;

const int red = 4;
const int blue = 5;
const int fan = 2;

const int sensor = A0;
// Trigger Distance in CM
const int dist = 90;

void setup() {
jack.attach(7);
jack.write(0);
pour.attach(3);
pour.write(10);

pinMode(red, OUTPUT);
pinMode(blue, OUTPUT);
pinMode(fan, OUTPUT);

Serial.begin(9600);

digitalWrite(red, HIGH);
digitalWrite(blue, LOW);
delay(2500);
digitalWrite(red, LOW);
digitalWrite(blue, HIGH);
delay(2500);
}

void loop() {

jack.write(0);
pour.write(10);
digitalWrite(red, HIGH);
digitalWrite(blue, LOW);
digitalWrite(fan, LOW);
delay(20);
digitalWrite(red, LOW);
delay(40);
digitalWrite(red, HIGH);

long prox, proxcm;
pinMode(sensor, OUTPUT);
digitalWrite(sensor, HIGH);
delayMicroseconds(6);
digitalWrite(sensor, LOW);
pinMode(sensor, INPUT);
prox = pulseIn(sensor, HIGH);
proxcm = mtc(prox);
Serial.println(proxcm);

if (proxcm < dist) {
digitalWrite(red, LOW);
pour.write(75);
jack.write(130);
delay(100);
digitalWrite(fan, HIGH);
delay(2000);
digitalWrite(blue, HIGH);
delay(10000);
}

delay(100);
}

long mtc(long ms) {
return ms / 29 / 2;
}

Archive
HackADay.io - Dr. Jack and Mr. O'Lantern
HackADay.io - Halloween Hack List
Imgur - HackOWeen - Dr. Jack and Mr. O'Lantern
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TVShow S01E08 McDuff


On a silent film kick; Chaplin reigns supreme.
Side note, I would not be caught kidnapped, raped and dead in a Lincoln MKAny thing

Written, Directed and Duffed by TVMiller
Guest Starring Maximus the Dog
Filmed Through Cellophane, Bat Guano and Droid Razr
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Meaning of (Unimportant) Life
An accumulation of perspectives of experiences builds a puzzle; when the image becomes clearer, your life is defined. @TVMiller 1:24 AM - 21 Oct 2015

If it is not useful for every one, it is just art. @TVMiller 11:46 AM - 21 Oct 2015
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