TVShow S01E25X41 Garbage Gauge
13:44.18 17-16 OTC
The average American family of four creates 124 pounds of garbage each week. We are dismissive if we are better or worse. Here we have combined a Particle Photon, scale and scraps to wirelessly log our weekly and life long waste out put with coding to acclimate to blah blah blah...the following is a fart joke.



Written, Directed and Possessed by TVMiller
Filmed through Pea Soup and a Droid Razr

Particle Photon Code? Sketch? Letters and Numbers
// Garbage Gauge
// @TVMiller

#ifdef SPARK
#include "ThingSpeak/ThingSpeak.h"
#else
#include "ThingSpeak.h"
#endif

#ifdef SPARK
TCPClient client;
#define VOLTAGE_MAX 3.3
#define VOLTAGE_MAXCOUNTS 4095.0
#endif

// ThingSpeak
unsigned long myChannelNumber = CHANNEL;
const char * myWriteAPIKey = "APIKEY";

// Input
int scale = A5;

// Variables
int current = 0;
int tare = 0;
int preweight = 0;
int adjust = 0;

int week = 0;
int total = 0;

int wait = 10800; // 3 Hours

void setup() {

Serial.begin(9600);
ThingSpeak.begin(client);

// Calm Down Power-Up Fluctuation
delay(5000);

// Empty Garbage Bin Weight
tare = analogRead(scale);

delay(5000);

}

void loop() {

// Read Pot
current = analogRead(scale);
// Convert to Pounds
// Pot Turn Limitation 254 Pounds
// Particle Photon is 0 to 4095
preweight = map(current, 0, 4095, 0, 254);
// Subtract Tare
adjust = preweight - tare;

if (adjust < week && preweight < tare) {
// No Barrel? Ignore
}
else if (adjust < week && preweight > tare) {
// Barrel Emptied? Reset Week
week = adjust;
}
else if (adjust == week) {
// No Change? Ignore
}
else if (adjust > week) {
// Remove Previous Week Addition
total = total - week;
// Adjust Week
week = adjust;
// Add to Total
total = total + week;
}

// Total Amount
ThingSpeak.writeField(myChannelNumber, 1, total, myWriteAPIKey);
// Amount Since Emptying
ThingSpeak.writeField(myChannelNumber, 2, week, myWriteAPIKey);

// Low Power During Delay
System.sleep(wait);
delay(wait);
// Allow WIFI Recovery
delay(10000);
}

Archive
HackADay.io - Garbage Gauge
ThingSpeak Tutorial - ThingSpeak Particle Photon Library
TVShow S01E24X40 Squirt
05:10.47 16-16 OTC


Written, Directed and Disposed of by TVMiller
Filmed through Battery Acid Flavor and Droid Razr
TVShow S01E23 HackADay Maker Crown
01:38.48 8-16 OTC
Nine servos parade the acrylic molded crown, affixed in an arrayed scheme plotted by the Arduino MKR1000. A seated position is the first form, a calm but present light shone. When your Grace rises and depresses a button on his Pebble Classic, a second nobler form takes shape and a tweet is consigned notifying the peasants and Lords to bow their heads in reverence. Conflict arises, the crown must amend to suit an embattled King, the third form protective and fierce; another tweet is dispatched, protect your King!



Built entirely from refuse aside from the donated MKR1000

Notation
Much stood against I in this attempted episode that the artifactual quality is as consequence of surrender I shall avoid admitting to directly. My kingdom for a green screen and light box...and 3D printer and CNC and...

Written, Directed and Lobbed Scimitar by TVMiller
Filmed by a Bloody Peasant holding a Droid Razr

Arduino Nude Sketch

// Maker Crown @TVMiller

#include <Servo.h>
#include <SPI.h>
#include <WiFi101.h>

// Servos
Servo serone;
Servo sertwo;
Servo serthree;
Servo serfour;
Servo serfive;
Servo sersix;
Servo serseven;
Servo sereight;
Servo sernine;

// Seat Positions
int seatposone = 180; // Long
int seatposoneA = 150;
int seatpostwo = 10; // Short
int seatpostwoA = 70;
int seatposthree = 130; // Long
int seatposthreeA = 85;
int seatposfour = 0; // Short
int seatposfourA = 45;
int seatposfive = 1; // Long
int seatposfiveA = 40;
int seatpossix = 170; // Long
int seatpossixA = 130;
int seatposseven = 7; // Short
int seatpossevenA = 35;
int seatposeight = 170; // Long
int seatposeightA = 125;
int seatposnine = 7; // Short
int seatposnineA = 45;

// Seat Place Holders
int posone = seatposone;
int postwo = seatpostwo;
int posthree = seatposthree;
int posfour = seatposfour;
int posfive = seatposfive;
int possix = seatpossix;
int posseven = seatposseven;
int poseight = seatposeight;
int posnine = seatposnine;

// Delays
int sitdelay = 20;
int risedelay = 15;
int battledelay = 5;

// LED
int red = 11;
int green = 12;
int blue = 10;

// State
int state = 0;

// WiFi
char ssid[] = "NETWORK";
char pass[] = "PASSWORD";
int keyIndex = 0;
int status = WL_IDLE_STATUS;
WiFiServer server(80);

// ThingSpeak
char thingSpeakAddress[] = "api.thingspeak.com";
String APIKey = "APIKEY"; // API
const int updateThingSpeakInterval = 100 * 1000; // Interval
long lastConnectionTime = 0;
boolean lastConnected = false;
WiFiClient client;

void setup() {

Serial.begin(9600);

// Servos Short
sertwo.attach(2);
serfour.attach(4);
serseven.attach(7);
sernine.attach(9);

// Servos Long
serone.attach(1);
serthree.attach(3);
serfive.attach(5);
sersix.attach(6);
sereight.attach(8);

// Lights
pinMode(red, OUTPUT);
pinMode(green, OUTPUT);
pinMode(blue, OUTPUT);

serone.write(seatposone);
sertwo.write(seatpostwoA);
serthree.write(seatposthree);
serfour.write(seatposfourA);
serfive.write(seatposfive);
sersix.write(seatpossix);
serseven.write(seatpossevenA);
sereight.write(seatposeight);
sernine.write(seatposnineA);

digitalWrite(red, HIGH);
delay(500);
digitalWrite(red, LOW);
digitalWrite(green, HIGH);
delay(500);
digitalWrite(green, LOW);
digitalWrite(blue, HIGH);
delay(500);
digitalWrite(blue, LOW);

// WIFI Connection
while ( status != WL_CONNECTED) {
Serial.print("Connecting Network: ");
Serial.println(ssid);
status = WiFi.begin(ssid, pass);
delay(5000);
}
server.begin();
printWifiStatus();
}

void loop() {

// Pebble WIFI Coms
WiFiClient client = server.available();
if (client) {
String currentLine = "";
while (client.connected()) {
if (client.available()) {
char c = client.read();
Serial.write(c);
if (c == '\n') {
if (currentLine.length() == 0) {
client.println("HTTP/1.1 200 OK");
client.println("Content-type:text/html");
break;
}
else {
currentLine = "";
}
}
else if (c != '\r') {
currentLine += c;
}

if (currentLine.endsWith("GET /R")) {
state = 1;
}
if (currentLine.endsWith("GET /B")) {
state = 3;
}
if (currentLine.endsWith("GET /S")) {
state = 0;
}
}
}
client.stop();
}

// Serial Input (Testing)
if (Serial.available()) {
char ser = Serial.read();
switch (ser) {
case '0':
state = 0;
break;
case '1':
state = 1;
break;
case '2':
state = 3;
break;
}
}

// State Change
if (state == 1) {
rise();
String kingpos = String(state, DEC);
updateThingSpeak("field1=" + kingpos);
}
else if (state == 2) {

}
else if (state == 3) {
battle();
String kingpos = String(state, DEC);
updateThingSpeak("field1=" + kingpos);
}
else if (state == 4) {

}
else {
seated();
String kingpos = String(state, DEC);
if (millis() - lastConnectionTime > updateThingSpeakInterval) {
updateThingSpeak("field1=" + kingpos);
}
}

}

void printWifiStatus() {
Serial.print("SSID: ");
Serial.println(WiFi.SSID());
IPAddress ip = WiFi.localIP();
Serial.print("http://");
Serial.println(ip);
long rssi = WiFi.RSSI();
Serial.print("RSSI: ");
Serial.print(rssi);
Serial.println(" dBm");
}

void updateThingSpeak(String tsData) {
if (client.connect(thingSpeakAddress, 80)) {
client.print("POST /update HTTP/1.1\n");
client.print("Host: api.thingspeak.com\n");
client.print("Connection: close\n");
client.print("X-THINGSPEAKAPIKEY: " + APIKey + "\n");
client.print("Content-Type: application/x-www-form-urlencoded\n");
client.print("Content-Length: ");
client.print(tsData.length());
client.print("\n\n");
client.print(tsData);
lastConnectionTime = millis();
}
}

void seated() {

digitalWrite(red, LOW);
digitalWrite(green, LOW);
digitalWrite(blue, HIGH);

serone.write(seatposone);
serthree.write(seatposthree);
serfive.write(seatposfive);
sersix.write(seatpossix);
sereight.write(seatposeight);

for (postwo = seatpostwoA; postwo >= seatpostwo; postwo -= 1) {
sertwo.write(postwo);
delay(sitdelay);
}
for (posfour = seatposfourA; posfour >= seatposfour; posfour -= 1) {
serfour.write(posfour);
delay(sitdelay);
}
delay(500);
for (posseven = seatpossevenA; posseven >= seatposseven; posseven -= 1) {
serseven.write(posseven);
delay(sitdelay);
}
for (posnine = seatposnineA; posnine >= seatposnine; posnine -= 1) {
sernine.write(posnine);
delay(sitdelay);
}

for (postwo = seatpostwo; postwo <= seatpostwoA; postwo += 1) {
sertwo.write(postwo);
delay(sitdelay);
}
for (posfour = seatposfour; posfour <= seatposfourA; posfour += 1) {
serfour.write(posfour);
delay(sitdelay);
}
delay(500);
for (posseven = seatposseven; posseven <= seatpossevenA; posseven += 1) {
serseven.write(posseven);
delay(sitdelay);
}
for (posnine = seatposnine; posnine <= seatposnineA; posnine += 1) {
sernine.write(posnine);
delay(sitdelay);
}
}

void rise() {

digitalWrite(red, LOW);
digitalWrite(green, HIGH);
digitalWrite(blue, HIGH);

sertwo.write(seatpostwoA);
serfour.write(seatposfourA);
serseven.write(seatpossevenA);
sernine.write(seatposnineA);

for (posone = seatposone; posone >= seatposoneA; posone -= 1) {
serone.write(posone);
delay(risedelay);
}
for (posthree = seatposthree; posthree >= seatposthreeA; posthree -= 1) {
serthree.write(posthree);
delay(risedelay);
}
for (posfive = seatposfive; posfive <= seatposfiveA; posfive += 1) {
serfive.write(posfive);
delay(risedelay);
}
for (possix = seatpossix; possix >= seatpossixA; possix -= 1) {
sersix.write(possix);
delay(risedelay);
}
for (poseight = seatposeight; poseight >= seatposeightA; poseight -= 1) {
sereight.write(poseight);
delay(risedelay);
}
state = 2;
}

void battle() {

digitalWrite(red, HIGH);
digitalWrite(green, LOW);
digitalWrite(blue, LOW);

for (posone = seatposoneA; posone <= seatposone; posone += 1) {
serone.write(posone);
delay(battledelay);
}
for (postwo = seatpostwoA; postwo >= seatpostwo; postwo -= 1) {
sertwo.write(postwo);
delay(battledelay);
}
for (posthree = seatposthreeA; posthree <= seatposthree; posthree += 1) {
serthree.write(posthree);
delay(battledelay);
}
for (posfour = seatposfourA; posfour >= seatposfour; posfour -= 1) {
serfour.write(posfour);
delay(battledelay);
}
for (posfive = seatposfiveA; posfive >= seatposfive; posfive -= 1) {
serfive.write(posfive);
delay(battledelay);
}
for (possix = seatpossixA; possix <= seatpossix; possix += 1) {
sersix.write(possix);
delay(battledelay);
}
for (posseven = seatpossevenA; posseven >= seatposseven; posseven -= 1) {
serseven.write(posseven);
delay(battledelay);
}
for (poseight = seatposeightA; poseight <= seatposeight; poseight += 1) {
sereight.write(poseight);
delay(battledelay);
}
for (posnine = seatposnineA; posnine >= seatposnine; posnine -= 1) {
sernine.write(posnine);
delay(battledelay);
}
state = 4;
}

Pebble JS App

// Maker Crown Peddle APP (Version 1.0) @TVMiller 

var UI = require('ui');
var ajax = require('ajax');
var Vector2 = require('vector2');

// Create Window
var main_window = new UI.Window();

// Open Button and Display
var txtOnLabel = new UI.Text({
position: new Vector2(0, 15),
size: new Vector2(144, 30),
font: 'Gothic 28 Bold',
text: 'RISE',
textAlign: 'center',
color: 'white'
});

//this is going to be our off button
var txtOffLabel = new UI.Text({
position: new Vector2(0, 95),
size: new Vector2(144, 30),
font: 'Gothic 28 Bold',
text: 'BATTLE',
textAlign: 'center',
color: 'white'
});

main_window.backgroundColor('black');
main_window.add(txtOnLabel);
main_window.add(txtOffLabel);
main_window.show();

// URL To MKR1000 (Change)
function Toggle(function_name){
var URL = 'http://192.168.1.9/' + function_name;

ajax(
{
url: URL,
method: 'post',
type: 'json',
data: { "args": function_name}
}
);
}

// Rise
main_window.on('click', 'up', function() {
Toggle('R');
});
// Battle
main_window.on('click', 'down', function() {
Toggle('B');
});
// Seated
main_window.on('click', 'select', function() {
Toggle('S');
});

Archive
HackADay.io - Maker Crown
ThingSpeak - ThingTweet Tutorial
@AtmelMakes - Tweet
TVShow S01E22 Idle Waste Alarm
18:40.34 365-15 OTC



A growing contradiction of the masses is concern for the environment while simultaneously being wasteful slobs. The belief that self matters veiled by an internet fog often perverts attention to atmospheric abuse and trivial consumption of resources that a human just 40 years ago would have milked for every drop.

One very aggravating all too frequent observation is the running-automobile-phone-user. A text or status update in your running parked car I would equate to treason. In reality, sheep and shepherd are the only true biological conditions of our species; so here is a first version shock blanket for your filthy habit.

Ideally, such a device may be wired and concealed, programmed by manufacturer (eh?!) or self prescribed to treat such a disability. In this particular model, an accelerometer affixed to an Arduino Nano reads variations of movement, accumulating time idling to a warning after 2 minutes, as to navigate around average traffic light pauses.

A pending model utilizing the Arduino MKR1000 stores the motion to idle ratio and warnings, then when near a known network, transmits the stored data to ThingSpeak for collection and analysis.

Stop being who you are now because is it not better in spite of your comforts.

Research

Idle Fuel Consumption
0.6L/HR per Liter Engine Displacement

Sample
Toyota Camry 2.5L 4CYL (#1 U.S. Mid-sized Sedan)
2.5 x 0.6 = 1.5 60 = 0.025L/M

Idle Pollution
9 gram(s) of toxins (ex. CO2) per 1 minute

Walmart Locations
United States 4,540
International 6,301
Sam's Club 647

Calculation (Muted Prognosis)
10 Idle Texters per Day per U.S. Walmart Parking Lot
10 x 4,540 = 45,400

45,400 x 9 = 408,600 Grams (901 Pounds) of Pollutants per Minute
408,600 x 5 Minutes Texting = 2,043,000 Grams (4,504 Pounds)
408,600 x 20 Minutes = 8,172,000 Grams (18,016 Pounds)

45,400 x 0.025 = 1,135 Liters (299.8 Gallons) per Minute
1,135 x 5 Minutes Texting = 5,675 Liters (1,499 Gallons)
1,135 x 20 Minutes = 22,700 Liters (5,997 Gallons)

Written, Directed and Accelerated by TVMiller
Filmed too Fast and also too Furiously through a Droid Razr

Arduino Sketch
// Idle Waste Alarm
// Pre MKR1000 Version
// Version 1.0 @TVMiller
// MPU-6050 Sketch JohnChi

#include<Wire.h>

// I2C address of the MPU-6050
const int MPU_addr = 0x68;
int16_t AcY;

// Sensitivity
int high = 2700;
int low = -2700;
int set = 0;
int dif = 0;
// State
int state = 1;
// Time Variables
long echo = 0;
int dly = 100;
// 120 seconds
// Avg red light Wait 90 seconds
long sepone = 22500;
long septwo = 45000;
long septhree = 67500;
long sepfour = 90000;

// LEDs and Piezo
// Green
int one = 3;
int two = 4;
int three = 5;
// Yellow
int four = 6;
// Red and Piezo
int five = 7;

void setup() {

Wire.begin();
Wire.beginTransmission(MPU_addr);
Wire.write(0x6B);
Wire.write(0);
Wire.endTransmission(true);

Serial.begin(9600);

pinMode(one, OUTPUT);
pinMode(two, OUTPUT);
pinMode(three, OUTPUT);
pinMode(four, OUTPUT);
pinMode(five, OUTPUT);

digitalWrite(one, HIGH);
digitalWrite(two, LOW);
digitalWrite(three, LOW);
digitalWrite(four, LOW);
digitalWrite(five, LOW);

}

void loop() {

// GY-52 Communication
Wire.beginTransmission(MPU_addr);
Wire.write(0x3B);
Wire.endTransmission(false);
Wire.requestFrom(MPU_addr, 14, true);

// 0x3D (ACCEL_YOUT_H) & 0x3E (ACCEL_YOUT_L)
AcY = Wire.read() << 8 | Wire.read();

// Variance From Last Position
dif = AcY - set;

// Testing
Serial.print("YAxi ");
Serial.print(AcY);
Serial.print(" Difr ");
Serial.print(dif);
Serial.print(" Mils ");
Serial.println(echo);

// IF Motion Reset Minimums
if (dif > high || dif < low) {
digitalWrite(one, HIGH);
digitalWrite(two, LOW);
digitalWrite(three, LOW);
digitalWrite(four, LOW);
digitalWrite(five, LOW);
state = 1;
echo = 0;
}
else {
if (state == 1) {
if (echo >= sepone) {
digitalWrite(two, HIGH);
state = 2;
}
}
else if (state == 2) {
if (echo >= septwo) {
digitalWrite(three, HIGH);
state = 3;
}
}
else if (state == 3) {
if (echo >= septhree) {
digitalWrite(four, HIGH);
state = 4;
}
}
else if (state == 4) {
if (echo >= sepfour) {
digitalWrite(five, HIGH);
}
}
}

// Reset Last Position
set = AcY;

// 1/10 Second
echo = echo + dly;
delay(dly);
}

Archive
HackADay - Car Idle Alarm Helps You Stop Wasting Gas While Tweeting
HackADay.io - Idle Waste Alarm
TVShow S01E21 Training
01:1.36 362-15 OTC


Written, Directed and Duck n' Moved by TVMiller
Filmed through Meldonium Tainted Urine and a Droid Razr

Family Guy is licensed to 20th Century Fox and is super keen so
hopefully they let this slide, those filthy scheming whores. Wait, no!