Iceland has already accomplished as much as I could have wanted in the #WorldCup ... by embarrassing Tiger Woods commentators ... shit ... I meant Lionel Messi commentators.
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NEW Orbital Time Clock Day Adjustment
Spring is emblematic of renewal as it often identifies with foliage's return from a barren Winter landscape. It begs the question as to why, as the majority of evolved populace reside in the Northern Hemisphere, and while arbitrary, that we celebrate the initiation of the year amidst the harshest of seasons. Would it not be more conducive to revelers having the new year brought about in a more favorable atmosphere with some resemblance of association to a tangible element? Indeed, it would.

Years of developing Orbital Time as an alternative to the haphazard Gregorian calendar, has taken in to consideration a requisite conditioning - as have all things through out humanity. The mannerism of human adaptation has bestowed confidence in me to push forward a radical change to the calendar that (again) while fantasy, will demand the greatest hedging of acclimatization.

Hence forth, the New Year will commence upon the day of the Northern Hemisphere Vernal Equinox (Spring) and be accounted as Day 001. The number of days of the year will be divided by 24 hours until the following Vernal Equinox (Spring).

Upon authoring this decree, the day is presently 300 (299.7) of the year 4,574,724,016 (16.8)

OTC Day and Year Javascript

<script type="text/javascript">
var today = new Date();
var timestmp = new Date().setUTCFullYear(new Date().getUTCFullYear(), 0, 1);
var yearFirstDay = Math.floor(timestmp / 86400000);
var todaydoy = Math.abs((new Date().getTime()) / 86400000);
var theDay = todaydoy - yearFirstDay;
if (theDay < 79) {
var setday = theDay + 287;
} else if (theDay >= 79) {
var setday = theDay - 78;
var fday = Math.ceil(setday);
var setYear = today.getUTCFullYear()-1999.9;
var holdyear = setYear.toFixed(1);
if (theDay < 79) {
var theYear = holdyear - 1;
} else {
var theYear = holdyear;
document.write("" + fday + " 0" + theYear + " OTC");

Previous posting dates shall reflect the new OTC date so as described above.
Pre-existing non-scripted dates may not reflect these changes until adjusted by hand.
TVShow S02E21X64 Paradox
TVShow S02E20X63 Divine
TV's Annual Fast Food Assessment Awards 076
Best Value - KFC
Best Quality - Pizza Hut
Best Item - KFC 5$ Fill Up (#6)
Best Interior - Popeye's
Honorable Mention - Del Taco
Honorable Item Mention - McDonalds Sweet Iced Tea

Worst Value - Five Guys and Taco Bell (tie)
Worst Quality - Subway (New York City)
Worst Item - In-N-Out French Fries
Worst Interior - McDonald's
No Honorable Mention - Shake Shack
No Honorable Item Mention - McDonald's Crispy Chicken Snack Wrap
13Cubed Residence
One common anxiety I often experience is in redundancy or static environments. Because of this, it is often difficult to wish to reside in one place before the walls begin to seemingly close in. Nomadic is a natural trait; pioneers are those who conquered and achieved greater than those who stayed behind. It is a gift and burden all the same.

A consequence of this aspiration, a residence for one's self is not a desirable design. If there were some way to perhaps incorporate this requisite for instability. Here we have so attempted a theory on a modular design, creating 13 by 13 foot independent foundations and segmentation that may be easily removed and replaced so as to accommodate what is currently coveted. Utilities would be segmented so as to attach and detach at will and adjoining segments would be anchored with coherence of possible removal.
TVShow S02E19X62 Lightning Man
TVShow S02E18X61 Arduino Umpire Mask #OneDayBuild
It is time for the MLB to join the modern era by translating the often unclear umpire muttering and connecting them to the rest of us at home. In our first #OneDayBuild comes the Arduino Umpire Mask that delivers an immediate visual response to that crucial life or death call.

Not a software designer, so simply close your eyes and imagine that the Counter App is also IoT and seamlessly updating several resources.

Shout out to umpires young and old who wear these bulbous masks; holy cripes!
Shout out to Leslie Nielsen -- you are missed.

Arduino Code
// Arduino Umpire Mask
// TVMiller

#include <Adafruit_NeoPixel.h>

// Neopixel Data Pins
#define PINSTRIP 3
#define PINPIXEL 4

// LED Count and Setup
Adafruit_NeoPixel strip = Adafruit_NeoPixel(15,
Adafruit_NeoPixel pixels = Adafruit_NeoPixel(6,

// Strike Count
int strikes = 0;
// Ball Count
int balls = 0;

// Bluetooth Data
char call = 0;

void setup() {


colorWipe(strip.Color(255, 0, 0), 50);

void loop() {

// Clear Strip
colorWipe(strip.Color(0, 0, 0), 50);

if (Serial.available() > 0) {
call =;
if (call == '1') {
colorWipe(strip.Color(255, 0, 0), 50);
else if (call == '2') {
colorWipe(strip.Color(0, 255, 0), 50);
else if (call == '3') {

void strike() {
if (strikes == 0) {
// Red Strike Count
pixels.setPixelColor(5, pixels.Color(255, 0, 0));
strikes = 1;
else if (strikes == 1) {
pixels.setPixelColor(4, pixels.Color(255, 0, 0));

void ball() {
if (balls == 0) {
// Green Ball
pixels.setPixelColor(0, pixels.Color(0, 255, 0));
balls = 1;
else if (balls == 1) {
pixels.setPixelColor(1, pixels.Color(0, 255, 0));
balls = 2;
else if (balls == 2) {
pixels.setPixelColor(2, pixels.Color(0, 255, 0));

void reload() {
colorWipe(strip.Color(255, 0, 0), 50);
pixels.setPixelColor(0, pixels.Color(0, 0, 0));
pixels.setPixelColor(1, pixels.Color(0, 0, 0));
pixels.setPixelColor(2, pixels.Color(0, 0, 0));
pixels.setPixelColor(4, pixels.Color(0, 0, 0));
pixels.setPixelColor(5, pixels.Color(0, 0, 0));
strikes = 0;
balls = 0;;

void colorWipe(uint32_t c, uint8_t wait) {
for (uint16_t i = 0; i < strip.numPixels(); i++) {
strip.setPixelColor(i, c);;

Archive - Arduino Umpire Mask
TVShow S02E17X60 Home Depot
TVShow S02E16X59 ASMR Oncologist
Cancer is a serious diagnosis.
Allow Dr. Miller to trigger you in to a comforted demise.

The medicinal knowledge displayed is on par with other ASMR role play videos. Do not employ this method of advanced procedure to diagnosis your self.

Admittedly poorly paced and toned for a proper role play of an ASMR role play.

While constantly reminded how much it displeases me to be on camera, some lighting angles shove it in, deep, and break it off inside. I am not half asleep, merely victim to biology and misplaced fluorescence.
TVShow S02E15X58 Seagully