@VijeMiller · 2h
'.. if it were medicine .. they would call it medicine,' was some thing similar to what George Carlin had said.
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TVShow 3X18 13 Inches Deep Trailer
Sequel to the Mandy Moore thriller 47 Meters Down and Alexandra Park's terrifying 12 Feet Deep comes the next aquatic dread, 13 Inches Deep. That's what she said.

Alternate Titles
1. 13 Inches Below
2. 13 Inches Depth
3. 13 Inches
4. 13
5. Tub
TVShow 3X17 LeBogue for Men by Repel

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1. A cordial cease fire on TVShow end tag.
TVShow 3X16 Flashing Light Prize (5) IoT Pacing
Stress shd be more stressful.
Button(s) to NodeMCU ESP8266 to Al Gore to .php to .txt to
Processing to Arduino to Relay to Alligator Clips to the Future...

1. NodeMCU ESP-12E
2. Arduino Uno
3. HC-06 Bluetooth Module
4. (2) Momentary Buttons
5. 5V Relay
6. NPN Transistor
7. 1K Resistor
8. Alligator Clips

1. Originally intended on bluetooth communication between Processing and Arduino Uno with HC-06 module -- how and ever, Processing consistently stalled despite a perceived stable port of call and there is suspicion this was as result of an incompatible native bluetooth.

2. 'status' and 'state' are not like the other. Check your values! Sigh. Thx, Jason Harper.

3. TVShow is shot before no live studio audience...or crew. Often times focus is considered a victory -- here, there is one scene in defeat. We are not DC, we reshoot nothing!

4. A few necessary corrections to the dialog followed by an abundance of totally unnecessary changes in order to preserve the perception that there was no careless thievery. Even the impression could hardly be considered professional -- sigh.

NodeMCU Sktepch
// Flashing Light Prize (5) IoT Pacing
// Step Code
// VijeMiller

// NodeMCU ESP-12E 1.0
#include <ESP8266WiFi.h>
#include <ESP8266HTTPClient.h>

// WIFI Network Access
const char* ssid = "networkID";
const char* password = "networkpassword";
WiFiServer server(80);

// Buttons
const int left = D2;
const int right = D3;

// Buttons State
int lstate;
int rstate;
int state = 0;
int led = D0;

void setup() {

pinMode(left, INPUT);
pinMode(right, INPUT);
pinMode(led, OUTPUT);

while (WiFi.status() != WL_CONNECTED) {
WiFi.begin(ssid, password);
digitalWrite(led, HIGH);

void loop() {
// Read Buttons
lstate = digitalRead(left);
rstate = digitalRead(right);

// Declare Task
HTTPClient http;
int httpCode;

if (lstate == HIGH && rstate == LOW) {
// Prevent Excess
if (state == 0) {
// Load .php that writes to .txt
httpCode = http.GET();
state = 1;
} else {
// Nothing
} else if (rstate == HIGH && lstate == LOW) {
if (state == 1) {
httpCode = http.GET();
state = 0;
} else {
// Nothing
} else if (lstate == HIGH && rstate == HIGH) {
// Zilch
} else if (lstate == LOW && rstate == LOW) {
// Nope


Arduino Doodle
// Flashing Light Prize (5) IoT Pacing
// VijeMiller

// Relay Pin
int relay = 2;
// Serial Data
char data;

void setup() {
pinMode(relay, OUTPUT);

void loop() {
// Communication?
if (Serial.available() > 0) {
// Whad' It Say?!
data = Serial.read();
// Off?
if (data == 'F') {
digitalWrite(relay, HIGH);
// On?
if (data == 'U') {
digitalWrite(relay, LOW);

Processing Process
// Flashing Light Prize (5) IoT Pacing
// Processing to Bluetooth
// VijeMiller

import processing.serial.*;
Serial port;

void setup() {
port = new Serial(this, "COM3", 9600);
void draw() {
// Internet Address .txt File
String onoroff[] = loadStrings("http://website.com/flp/flp.txt");
// Prints .txt File Contents
if (onoroff[0].equals("1") == true) {
} else if (onoroff[0].equals("0") == true) {
} else {

$onoroff = $_GET["state"];
$textfile = "flp.txt";
$fileLocation = "$textfile";
$fh = fopen($fileLocation, 'w ') or die("Crap!");
$stringToWrite = "$onoroff";
fwrite($fh, $stringToWrite);

A/C Vent Hack for Cities That Shd Fall
Providing that this site caters to the hacking of items so as to improve upon -- and being that I currently temporarily reside in a place clustered with archaic dwellings, I thought it generous in passing to relate a means to resolve for an engineering issue many likely suffer from when living in elder metropolises.

Numerous residents are required to dangle a/c units from their windows this time of year and often times the misalignment of windows, bcz the buildings were designed and constructed by cretins, results in inefficient distribution of air.

Here, as follows, is a method to improve upon the efficiency of your air conditioning by employing nothing more than scrap cardboard, a ruler, pencil and tape.

Realize that shd some one come across this, recognize the opportunity and subsequently are able to increase the efficiency of their a/c unit, resource use may be ever so slightly reduced and the planet, saved...ish.

TVShow 3X15 Flashing Light Prize (4) Arduino Horror
Bwahahahaha and ha.
[Sinistering Intensifies]

1. Arduino Uno
2. HiLetgo Pulse Sensor Module
3. 5V Relay
4. Heart (4$/eBay)
5. Blair Witch Project
6. 10K Pot
7. 1K Resistor
8. NPN Transistor

1. Opted to disregard specialized code/software for the reasons of code-illiteracy -- the contradiction being that the native code for the pulse sensor blinks an LED. Meh.

2. Bcz the sensor is placed on a finger with very little to ensure consistent application, the analog values varied giving irregular peak values. To adjust per each application, we (me) added a pot to adjust the peak triggering value (high).

3. The Blair Witch Project is best served when watched alone. To accompany another is to give an identifiable secured surrounding relieving the immersive stresses permitted by the film's atmosphere. It is a superb horror film you nay saying butt holes!

Cardio Pulmonary Resketchiation
// Flashing Light Prize (4) Arduino Horror
// VijeMiller

int led = 13;
int relay = 2;
int pulse = A0;

int val;
int tot;
int nxt;
int high;

int potpin = A5;
int potval;

void setup() {

pinMode(relay, OUTPUT);
pinMode(led, OUTPUT);

// Get Comfortable
for (int i = 0; i <= 5; i++) {
digitalWrite(led, HIGH);
digitalWrite(led, LOW);


void loop() {

// Reset Value
tot = 0;

// Smoothing
for (int i = 0; i <= 25; i++) {
val = analogRead(pulse);
tot = val + tot;
nxt = tot / 25;

// To Solve Pulse Reading Inconsistency
// Adjust the Relay Trigger Peak Value
potval = analogRead(potpin);
high = map(potval, 0, 1023, 520, 570);

if (nxt > high) {
digitalWrite(relay, HIGH);
digitalWrite(led, HIGH);
} else {
digitalWrite(relay, LOW);
digitalWrite(led, LOW);