200 restaurants in NYC wrote a letter to Gov. Blasio asking to permit adding a surcharge to the bill to offset NYC wage and rent hikes - so as to maintain the illusion of lower menu prices. NYC is the museum wing of how once you pass neither side being right, it become a POS competition. #StopUS 0:31:53 39 018 Miter
Fleshldroid - Fleshlight Android Tablet (FleshliPad Remix)
In light of our recent success (Gizmodo) (The Register) with our Fleshlight iPad concoction we dimwittedly labeled the FleshliPad, we rescued from the vaults this adjustable variation for the vast-ering array of Android tablet dimensions we then cleverly titled the Fleshldroid. Tablet copulation should not be limited to the Apple impaired.

NYC Subway Idiot Flyer Series (Part Deuce)
Last year we introduced our idiot fliers to the New York City Metropolitan Transit Authority unbeknownst to them, in a test of our broadcasting reach, on behalf of Project 47's dogma of teaching accountability. This year, we've engorged it a notch by exploiting, color. Look for our latest fliers amongst the overcrowded, rat infested, urine odorous subway lines in the coming days and convince your overweight neighbor to scan the QR for more "information". Below are fliers 1 and 2 of 5 that you may click to enlarge...'she said. Stay tuned to our Twitter account for candid photography from the scene of the alleged elucidation.

 

In Development - Gertrude Cumberbottom's Lisp Edition or Felt Cheese
In this rendition of In Development, we will examine a catalog of projects that are at present, in development. Fair warning that this article is NSFW in that it contains the word "cunt". Nevertheless, now that this has passed, the remainder of this postage is user acquaintancely (copyright). No touching.

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1. Project 47 (Series 1 Episode 1)
2. Tv Podcast Podcast (Teaser | Pre-Production)
3. Rūf (Commercial Architectural Design)
4. Nincompoopie (Short Films)
5. Professional Wrestling (62\072 MPW)
6. Stand-Up Comedy
7. SGU Door SFX
8. Politicks
9. "Street Companion" Jacket (NYC Edition)
10. Performance (Swine)

±117 projects are currently delayed

As a reminder, we are still seeking potential investors in the Tv Slicèdbread Miller dynasty. There currently resides a vast cache of civilization altering explorations that eagerly necessitate financing with the certainty of a guaranteed return. Share this page, employ telepathy or contact us directly at vt@.
FleshliPad Updates and Q&A
As many of you know, being that you have approached these neck of the woods thanks to the generosity of the mentioning of our design of the Fleshlight iPad case, or as we have lovingly nicknamed, the FleshliPad, there has transpired a series of significant developments. We now turn you over to an article in the highly coveted American gadget-rag, Gizmodo.

Fleshlight Inc. has confirmed that they are finalizing the development of a variation of this design following a successful pitch early last year by Tv Slicèdbread Miller. You may also discover verification of this in the United Kingdom's The Register, which by the by, is a must read for those unaware of the prolifocity (copyright) of whomever it is that works here.

As the FleshliPad has made it's rounds on the internet, we have taken stock of various queries regarding the implementation of such a product. While I cannot speak on behalf of Fleshlight and their developers, I can conjecture based on our original concept.

Question(s): Will there be an app (or api) included with this purchase? Doesn't Apple block adult content from iTunes?

Answer: Apple does not allow for adult related applications, however this does not restrict the viewing of adult materials provided for by online media. Multimedia downloaded from a POV pornographer would be viewed as regular media. A browser application (possibly provided by Fleshlight) may allow for the viewing of online streaming interactive Flash or HTML5. Such applications that utilize the forward facing camera presently exist, allowing for a more personalized experience with adult per-minute providers or personal acquaintances.

Many have labelled this a significant evolution in adult entertainment and we'd like to agree and look forward to Fleshlight's introduction of this product soon. Stay tuned to tvmiller.com for more information as we recieve it and whilst here, peruse our vast cache of concepts and materials developed and paraded by Tv Slicèdbread Miller, Earl of Ozark (subject to change).
DIY Desktop Square (Engineering Dump)
Just look at that mouse pad...intolerable! For those who know for what I query, you are likely a left-handed, spatial connoisseur or often labelled obsessive, as if it were a fault. I myself have kept tape measures on hand in desk drawers for such re-alignments. Alternatively, here is a simple DIY Desk Square to aide in the easing of your unsettled fettle.

Cut (1) 1" wood lath strip ($1.50) or 1" wood shims/stakes ($3.00 pack) into (7) 10" lengths. Mark off measures of your choice and sandwich that length with two pieces drilled for a bolt and wingnut. Glue and/or finishing nail the front edge and begin accommodating your feng shui'd comforted zone. (Note: This is clearly a non-relevant project thus, to the Engineering Dump with you.)