Those Guys Merchandise (Coming Soon)
Look for Those Guys merchandise to be flying off the shelves (then being noticed by the owner, violently thrown out and used as sanitary wipes by the homeless) soon. In the meantime, remember to disregard any religious vices on the 62nd (3-March) as Those Guys debut at Millennium Pro Wrestling in Simi Valley, California. Stay tuned for more information on how you can watch live from wherever you are around the world, excluding Saskatoon, Saskatchewan.

Special grievances to resident artist and aspiring pornography mustache collector Christopher George Wiley for illustrations.

Toilet (1) Draft
In engineering, there are but few objects that are the holy grail of design. So imagine if you will; 7 billion people, 7 billion moist piles of shečt. Everybody poops and in the civilized world, this defecating of defecation is done squared over a porcelain mecca.

But, it's wrong!

The contemporary Western seated posture we are all too familiar with is biologically more dangerous than squatting, as Nature has mitigated by the evolution of the hominid from ape to man. Add to this my personalized engineering angst towards splash-back and generalized inefficiency and we arrive at a severally flaw contraption.

For years we have ventured and failed to evolve this brilliant device and unfortunately this is no different. While this draft is an attempt at the evolution of the idea, it does not answer all queries that are required for a solution. It does however beckon the notion of a happy median by accomplishing the following...

1. Lessened surface area for seating, giving the user a defined ergonomic backside posture coupled with a raised curved step to elevate the legs and allot some irregularity to lessen interest in procrastination.

2. Lessened interior surface area for minimizing resources and interior dynamics for advanced placement layering of feces for efficient controlled evacuation.

Meanwhile, lay off the aesthetics quips. I am attempting to dismiss Adobe Flash and elucidate one's self with Google Sketchup. *whimper*...there doesn't happen to be anyone with any inkling of the ability to CAD who would like to collaborate, would there? Eh?

Engineering > Toilet (1)

"Swine" Web Series Appearance
The producers of the sci-fi web series Swine have invited Tv Miller to appear in an upcoming episode this Fall. Few details are currently available, only that we can "...anticipate an action packed performance between the popular Nixon character and Tv's character," quoting director Daniel Levitch.

Swine is a growing in popularity science fiction web series that Dustin Hucks of Metacafe Entertainment Network has said, "...does a whole lot with very little." To date, there are 3 chapters currently available online with more on the way according to Levtich in an exclusive interview yesterday...
"The Well-Oiled Machine crew is excited to be back together, to expand the characters, scope and story of the Swine saga. Filming this Summer, two additional 'book-end' chapters will expand the 45 minute short film trilogy to feature-length."

Further details on Tv Miller's role and behind-the-scenes will be made available exclusively at tvmiller.com. In the meantime, catch up with the series (and clandestinely promote our fan-favourite character and "nemesis" Nixon) at swinemovie.com.

Fleshldroid - Fleshlight Android Tablet (FleshliPad Remix)
In light of our recent success (Gizmodo) (The Register) with our Fleshlight iPad concoction we dimwittedly labeled the FleshliPad, we rescued from the vaults this adjustable variation for the vast-ering array of Android tablet dimensions we then cleverly titled the Fleshldroid. Tablet copulation should not be limited to the Apple impaired.


Tv Podcast Podcast - Teaser #1 (00:00:42)