America Flag Poll (Eh?!)


The modernization of America is inaugurated by razing the trivial elements of our past. Symbolism aides those of faith through such turbulence which is why a definitive emblem differentiating the two should be wrought.


[Update] Several have sought a traditional meaning to this interpretation, so allow me to fabrica...er, expound. It is our belief that a culture is a collaborative legion of one, not fragmented into boundaried ideologies. A single star, lending it's light down upon the Earth, the mono-governing body of a pure democratic cultivation, of one mind (-majority). Solitary stripes, a woven union. The colors, true to the Nation's doctrine as belayed by Charles Thomson. It is a merciful epitaph and an auspicious token.

na·tion n. /ˈnāSHən/ 1. A large aggregate of people united by common descent, history, culture, or language, inhabiting a particular country or territory [ref. goo.gl/NsYx6]

Project 47 S1E1 Status
via @TvMiller
Tv Miller has declared war on the Mexican cartels and your (anonymous) donation can get us there to do it. Goal $2,500. Donate today! 16:37 PM - 22 Feb 12

We are a mere 2,500(US) dollars from initiating what we forecast could be the evolutionary catalyst that could rival the resurfacing of our civilization by the likes of Caesar, Cyrus, William, Napoleon, Hitler and several other delightful characters. What hinders us from nimbly attaining this meager sum is our present environment. We are in fact, a donkey in a pit, leveled upon a raised slope, not quite elevated enough to rise above. This is where your poorly labored spade can change the world.

Do not hesitate to query us as you ponder why you should donate to this cause in lieu of participation yourself and do not fall prey to a piteous existence as life is what we make of it. Donate.

Those Guys MPW Appearance Postponed
Due to circumstances outside of rational control, our scheduled appearance on the upcoming Millennium Pro Wrestling event on 62\072 (3-March) has been postponed. A substitution date is currently unavailable at time of publication.

[Update] Those Guys have been confirmed for MPW's 20-97 (7-April) event.

Regardlessingly, if you are a professional wrestling connoisseur and in the Southern California area, it would behoove you to join the masses as they assemble for this stellar event.

days until 19:00 PST 62\072 (7pm 3-March)
Millennium Pro Wrestling
2850 Lemon Drive
Simi Valley, California 93063
GMaps | Tickets

On an entirely unrelatable note that in no way, shape or form has everyanything to do with the above cancellation, I would like to trifly suggest that New York City drown in the odorous urine that stains every angular surface it inhabits. #westside

Those Guys Merchandise (Coming Soon)
Look for Those Guys merchandise to be flying off the shelves (then being noticed by the owner, violently thrown out and used as sanitary wipes by the homeless) soon. In the meantime, remember to disregard any religious vices on the 62nd (3-March) as Those Guys debut at Millennium Pro Wrestling in Simi Valley, California. Stay tuned for more information on how you can watch live from wherever you are around the world, excluding Saskatoon, Saskatchewan.

Special grievances to resident artist and aspiring pornography mustache collector Christopher George Wiley for illustrations.

Toilet (1) Draft
In engineering, there are but few objects that are the holy grail of design. So imagine if you will; 7 billion people, 7 billion moist piles of shečt. Everybody poops and in the civilized world, this defecating of defecation is done squared over a porcelain mecca.

But, it's wrong!

The contemporary Western seated posture we are all too familiar with is biologically more dangerous than squatting, as Nature has mitigated by the evolution of the hominid from ape to man. Add to this my personalized engineering angst towards splash-back and generalized inefficiency and we arrive at a severally flaw contraption.

For years we have ventured and failed to evolve this brilliant device and unfortunately this is no different. While this draft is an attempt at the evolution of the idea, it does not answer all queries that are required for a solution. It does however beckon the notion of a happy median by accomplishing the following...

1. Lessened surface area for seating, giving the user a defined ergonomic backside posture coupled with a raised curved step to elevate the legs and allot some irregularity to lessen interest in procrastination.

2. Lessened interior surface area for minimizing resources and interior dynamics for advanced placement layering of feces for efficient controlled evacuation.

Meanwhile, lay off the aesthetics quips. I am attempting to dismiss Adobe Flash and elucidate one's self with Google Sketchup. *whimper*...there doesn't happen to be anyone with any inkling of the ability to CAD who would like to collaborate, would there? Eh?

Engineering > Toilet (1)