In the heat of confusion and for the lack of a better term, lethargy in reading comprehension, Those Guys came out to face what Tv assumed was, a fern. Despite open mindedly and willingly accepting MPW's challenge to compete against a pteridophyta, real opponents Fern Davis and Hed Zeppelin appeared and Those Guys took the brunt of the violence. Fern Davis and Hed def. Those Guys.

Those Guys Entrance Theme(s)
1. Mr. Belvedere
2. Christina Aguilera "Genie in the Bottle"
3. TBA at BPW 119|072

Last week saw the debut of Those Guys as they took over Battleground Pro Wrestling. This week will be no different, except in every way. Those Guys head to Simi Valley on the 98th (7-April) to take on an unsuspecting fern and a partial head in their epic-leptic debut in Millennium Pro Wrestling (est. 2003) as part of their Squared Squares; The Don't Remember Us tour. Special guests include Alan the Barber and a pair of wooden spoons.

09:00 98/072
Millennium Professional Wrestling
Those Guys vs. Fern Davis and Hed Zeppelin
2850 Lemon Drive
Simi Valley, California 93063

Battleground Professional Wrestling began the night with a Russian blustering which had Those Guys rushing to the ring. The secret was out, as several days ago both Tv and Furious George received a call that they were requested, dare we say needed, to enforce a petition by Sam Knight against the Latino-elfin commissioner, Dan E. Ramirez. Those Guys came to the ring and informed Sasha Darevko, as acting BPW commissioner-elect(s) that should he interfere with the tag team title match between the now reinstated Suburban Commandos and The Silverheart Radicalz later that night, he would be suspended.

As the night wore on, Those Guys watched over the event with moderate to absolute determination to enforce policy. Tag titles changed hands with slight fanfare however, during the newly commissioner-elect(s) appointed match between Sasha Dingleberrycola and Sam Knight, medically unsanctioned Alexis Dragqueenkilt ruthlessly attacked Sam Knight, causing a disqualification. Tv quickly called for the suspension and/or firing of The Darevkokobware Brothers only to learn, that wasn't part of the contract. Defiant of Those Guys' mandate, the threat has been laid down against The Darhmacode Brothers. Stay tuned as Battleground Professional Wrestling returns on 119th (28-Apr) to Los Alamitos.

Those Guys Entrance Theme(s)
1. Mr. Belvedere
2. TBA at MPW 7-Apr

In the span of 6,135 days, some 954,115,200 have ceased to exist. Find the next 257.4 losses as merited worth the while you view Part I of FV3* prior to tomorrow's epical sublimeanal return.