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		<description><![CDATA[Do not shop with <a href="http://maskmaniac.com/" target="_blank" >http://maskmaniac.com/</a>. A purchase was processed 15 days ago. 7 days later, after an electronic mail inquiry on my part, they advised me that the product was out of stock despite the &#039;2&#039; quantity posted on their website and additionally advised of an undetermined amount of time on backorder. Yesterday, after yet another electronically mailed inquiry from the <i>customer</i>, I was notified that they had just returned from a week-long vacation and would offer a refund. I accepted the refund and have yet to receive confirmation or any signal from my account identifying this return. #dns]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[<i>-The following is a public service announcement-</i><br /><br />Several updates to our general domain have been hindered by the homicidal <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mrsa" target="_blank" >Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus</a> (<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mrsa" target="_blank" >MRSA</a>) also recognized as the &#039;super-bug&#039;. While we have accomplished the task of defeating this perilous disease thus validating our imperviousness to mortality, an admittance of ignorance to the conditions and symptoms of this infection inspires us to publicly service an announcement.<br /><br />If you are an individual who inhabits various &#039;high-risk&#039; environments, awareness of the symptoms are key. Our experience was deceptive in that we had come to believe that we had been overcome by a series of vicious spider bites. While we choose to retain our carnal hatred towards biting insects, the appearance of venomous wounds proved a faulty venture.<br /><br />New York City is a vile and disgusting place and there are many like it, so we implore you to be conscious of the symptoms and conditions of a multitude of community acquired diseases beginning with this likely spider conceived bacterial infection.]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[You will have noticed that we took down our &#039;countdown&#039; to the release of the first FV3* video, this is due to technical issues involving post-production that led to further principle photography currently in progress. The producer and director have been working diligently on this documentary and have exclaimed to our staff that the debut of the first video in the series will be available online within 10 days from today (238). We will keep you apprised of developments as they happen.]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[We have improved <a href="http://tvmiller.com" >tvmiller.com</a> ever so slightly to better interact with you, the toilet wand. Below each posting you will now find a direct link to your electronic mailing service to forward the aforementioned article to friends, family and federal authorities. Further right of that is the opportunity for your vote to again not count to anyone other than your closest confidant who is currently spying over your shoulder. IP logging has been refined in order to more accurately detail our visitors counter and a random text generator has been applied to the identification (<i>Modality</i>) panel on the upper right of each page. Further modifications are currently languishing in development.]]></description>
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		<title>Project47: Islam (DOW)</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://tvmiller.com/docs/Marx_For_Beginners_37_to_65.pdf" target="_blank" >Manipulation of curiosity</a> allowed humanity to sacrifice itself to vacuous notions of organization -- once segregated, a seasoning of defiance ingrained an esoteric coveting and a denial of reason.<br /><br />Upon the thousands of religions that have paraded past our whims, two have surfaced above our medium of rationalism as induction&#039;s mortal enemies.<br /><br /><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_religious_populations" target="_blank" >2.1 billion Christians</a> and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_religious_populations" target="_blank" >1.5 billion Muslims.</a><br /><br />The growing wealth of scientific reason -indeed, another organization of people, though concordant and tangible- in defiance of faith has lured many (1.1 billion) from a vast array of minorities and promisingly from one of the aforementioned majorities...though few from a still growing segment of confidence men; Islam.<br /><br />Coinciding with an &#039;environment dictates&#039; vocation, youth in these regions where Islam remains prominent are cordoned from society and conditioned appropriately as a solider of faith. The 1,370 year old <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam#Duties_and_practices" target="_blank" >inequitable practices</a> of this religion are well documented as inept and bellicose.<br /><br /><a href="http://tvmiller.com/static.php?page=47menu" >Project47</a> clearly denotes this irrational devotion and particular methodology as an act of war.<br /><br />Tomorrow, upon the inception of the celebration of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramadan" target="_blank" >Ramadan</a>, Islam intends on challenging an aged-old white European quiddity of time with an <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/saudiarabia/7937123/Giant-Mecca-clock-seeks-to-call-time-on-Greenwich.html" target="_blank" >apparatus of prayer</a>, cultivated by erroneous science.<br /><br />We perceive this as a final act of <a href="http://www.thefreedictionary.com/animus" target="_blank" >animus</a>. Therefore, in joint resolution by the governing body of Project47, we hereby formally declare a state of war with all adherents of the Islamic faith encompassing all geographic regions, to be carried out with the entirety of resources until a successful termination of conflict.<br /><br />Approved 15.25.17 UTC 223 WED 45 4,567,724,070]]></description>
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