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Genghis Khan Mongolian Barbeque
24506 West Lyons Avenue
Santa Clarita, California, North America
91321

Date: 1330 207/4068
Genre: Mongolian Barbeque/Chinese Buffet
Serving: $9.95 (Lunch)

You could scour the shores of Mongolian barbeque enchantment and rarely sequester such a banquet as one would find at this location. The plethora of variety consumes the diner with an overwhelming savor, giving only the clout of disappointment to the architect of the contents. Fully stocked and finely sliced meats aside vast quantities of properly wedged fruits and vegetables to be bathed in a lengthy discourse of sauces and spices, culminating with a dexterous chef who walks the entrée around the hibachi styled circular grill to a subtled perfection. Even the carbonated beverages seem superior. The accompanied buffet features the traditional faire with an occasional specialty though vastly pedestrian to the barbeque alterative. Should you aspire to amplify your dining atmosphere, come famished and journey to this 'oriental' cuisine tucked away in it's eldered setting.

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Electronic noise pollution? Interpret the entire Jack in the Box menu into your cellular phone and ponder the justified malignant brain tumor later.


The American Dialect: 'Um...' is swiftly replaced by 'Huh?'. I implore you to feel free to join the rest of us here on Earth. Sure, the clamor is far less callused than the latest Kardinal Offishal featuring Akon LP but I'm sure you will cope. I know we'd like you back, so that you can again hear our cries of grief as you dysfunctionally interrelate.

Relativity [rel-uh-tiv-i-tee] n.
   1. the state or fact of being relative.
Relative [rel-uh-tiv] n.
   1. considered in relation to something else; comparative.

Perfectly natural and safe...aside from the incapacitating neurochemical abnormalities. Do you require a definition of abnormalities?


"Ignore your peripheral dear, it's just nature."



"And, to our righ—oh nevermind."

LA Fitness (Valencia)
28211 Newhall Ranch Road
Valencia, California, North America
91355

Date: 186-218/4068
Genre: Athletic Club
Cost: $39 (Single Club Access)

Seemingly a rudimentary configuration, one might be led to believe that formulating and sustaining an athletic club would be relatively effortless. This would be true if the foundation of the business infrastructure was sound. This particular LA Fitness would stand on the equivalent of a several day old dried crumbling pile of feces. With numerous inadequacies, this athletic club fails to even make the grade. A cadre of noteworthy failures:

1. A defectively constructed plumbing system that disables the functionality of any of the water supplies (showers/faucets) -– flushing a toilet to the sufferance of the bather should not reside in a commercial environment.

2. Frequent dilapidated machinery that musters for days. Loose hardware (bolts), damaged padding/grips and lack of lubrication.

3. Inadequate quantity of high volume equipment versus needless excessiveness of low volume apparatuses. A simple strap handle is often hard to come by during sluggish operating hours.

4. Uncleanly or often over-chlorinated pool –- Band-Aids seeking residence?

5. Pallid operating hours deficient for a contemporarily employed young adult. Monday through Thursday 4-24. Friday 4-22. Saturday and Sunday 8-20.

Having resided in this middle-upper class locale for a scant three years, this athletic club sorely disappoints and I highly suggest avoidance at all costs, to even a degree of adopting a personalized budgeted home fitness regiment.

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It's four minutes past the moment when you think the day turns to the next but I know better. I know it doesn't just go away. It sticks around until I decide it's the next. Could be after I wake up or it could be when my brain rattles itself into realizing I've been awake for far too long. Either way, it's still today.

It's now five minutes past. A minute ticks off without worry. Now confined within a few breaths and words cluttered together in this attempt to justify what I think is worthy of those ticking moments.

What are they?

It's that you're dangerous.

I've spent a lifetime suspicious and still fallible and here you are uttering words that echo through an empty hall bouncing back at me, giving me an idea of distance in the still darkness. Yet, I still reach out. Hoping not to bump into the night. Hoping more so, not to fall.

When words are more dangerous than actions, temptation riles my passions. It's dirty in here...my head. Filled with desperation and wit coughing up through billowing smoke. I'm surprised my own mind has deserted me. Maybe it knows something it's afraid to tell me. Maybe it already has.

Maybe taking those ticking moments for myself, without morals, was it's way of telling me what day it is.

It's late.

Yet, I'm not weary. Fools gold. I get it. I knew it then.

Someone get the lights, I don't want to see what I do next.

Love, Tv.

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Translation: An Agonizing Temporary Reappearance? (Kill Me Now!)

After having subsisted 45 days in this economic cavity, Southern California has proven problematic and developmentally ruinous (1-4). A pleasure as always to evoke memories forgotten or to indulge in fatalities fashioned by my absence.

Regardless of loss, it is the deficiencies of acquisitions that is disconcerting. Having now crook'd my attention towards a more confined method of notoriety (S2.1R) objectivity turns to provisional resolution.

Where, is my grief. Stay tuned.

Are you receiving any signals? (ref. G.J.M.)




A 1927 Elmer Gantry word origin; a term of endearment?!




Yearn for a leisurely weekend dip? Come to Frank G. Bonelli Park in San Dimas, California where the odds are against you, despite being a man-made tax paid rendezvous. (ref. 228/4068)


Electricity, the silent killer.




Is it truly practical to reason that traveling west is equivalent to traveling back through time?

"...a generation of addicts is a continuum of oblivion."

Why would anyone take for themselves a nickname if they desired to be part of the masses?

A declaration is upon us.

Elsewhere will today delve into the new media era with our first of several multimedia'd editions harbinging the catalysts of our demise. Enjoy and repent.

Coexist [koh-ig-zist] v.
   1. to exist together or at the same time.
   2. to take your half out of the middle. (Hippie Ref.)

Excess [ik-ses] n.
   1. the state of exceeding what is sufficient.
     Why are environmentalist blasé with receipt excess?
   2. intemperance.

Guidance [gahyd-ns] n.
   1. providing direction to a decision or a course of action.
Parenting [pair-uhn-ting, par-] n.
   1. The rearing of a child, the care and guidance given by a parent.

Trailer Rape [trey-ler reyp] v.
   1. to be psychologically violated by a superfluous warning.
   2. a dismal or extraneous caution display.

The United States of America, after immense scrutiny, has determined that Tv Miller does not satisfactorily meet the criteria for service with the armed forces -- and honestly, it is just as well. I have held tremendous reservations for a prolonged tolerance of a curriculum of 'God and Country' aside poised zealots.

We now return to our regular broadcasting schedule.

United States Armed Forces
Army (1460 Days)
Deadline: 319/4068

Sphere
Operation: 1.1R
Paoua, Central African Republic, Africa
Deadline: 365/4068

Sphere
Operation: 2.1R
Culiacan, Mexico, North America
Deadline: 349/4068

Sphere
Operation: 3.1R
Mogadishu, Somaliland, Africa
Deadline: 365/4068